We teleported close to some castle-like building. The moment we teleported, I could sense that we were no longer on earth. It felt like an alternative dimension. All the students started to look at us in awe. Azazel was salivating with the smell of the teenagers' hormones in the air. Somehow, I knew she was horny.

The ground begins to shake like a fucking earthquake. No! It is timed. One, two, three... Steps? What the fuck is this?

“Oh, no!”

“What the hell happened?”

“I should not have brought you here so sudden! The golem of Sanhedrin is protecting the academy of any evil energy! I have to go to the principal and he will deactivate him! Try not to die, please! I can’t teleport in the academy whereabouts!”

“C’mon! Can’t you make an exception this time! That thing is huge!”

“I can’t be expelled, I’m sorry!”

There she goes running with her white panties showing. You know what? I didn’t return from hell to be smashed by this piece of hard shit. The students were running for their fucking lives while the giant stood in front of me and Azazel.

“Let’s face this fucker, Azazel!”

“Okay, honey! Let’s smash this bastard just like you smashed my pussy a moment ago!”

“Hey, don’t call me that, and don’t mention sex now, you pervert!”

Fuck! I am getting a huge boner. Azazel is fast to slash the golem to pieces as her boobs bounced and her butt hypnotized me. This motherfucker keeps regenerating. This shit will last forever because Azazel is laughing like a lunatic, and she is not using the dark flames. I think I have to spoil her fun! I'm fucking tired. I haven't had a good night's sleep in days. There might be some kind of magic to counter this piece of mud. Azazel is having fun dodging the bastard blows and slashing it. But it’s not effective and I think she doesn't want it to be. I feel like the book is calling me again. While I turned the pages a name called my attention: Marbas demon of wisdom and mechanical arts. Here I go again with the crazy talk:

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“Marbas, rex machinis et sapientia. Ego vocabo in conspectu tuo conspectu me!”

A giant mechanical lion appeared in front of me. This fucker looked like some kind of machine.

“Greetings, Bearer of the book. How can I assist you today?”

And this fucker sounds like a machine too. Who would have guessed?

“Are you fucking blind, Marbas? Can’t you see the giant golem in front of us?”

“I am not blind. I can see it, bearer of the book.”

“Well genius, can we do something to stop it?”

“We can.”

I am starting to lose my patient here. Fucking demon of clueless shit it is!

"How can we do it, Marbas?

“In order to stop this magical creature, one is needed to erase the first letter of its name from left to right.”

“Can you do it?”

“I can.”

This must be some kind of joke at my expense.

“Do it, Marbas! Do it now!”

“Affirmative!”

Finally! Marbas starts to make some noises of gears and old clockwork. Suddenly, a blast of energy is shot from its eyes like a laser beam. Azazel avoids the beam and the symbol is erased. The golem is now turned into a big pile of mud. Azazel is rightfully very angry at Marbas.

“You dumb piece of metal! Were you trying to hit me? You spoiled my fun!"

“Negative. I was trying to hit the golem, and I was successful at my task. Mission accomplished.”

How can I express myself without hurting Marbas nonexistent feelings? I know how! 

“Thanks for the help, but do me a favor and go fuck yourself, Marbas!” Just like that!

“Impossible task. I have no organs designed for masturbation!”

Man, I need a strong drink right now!

We were at the square of the academy offending Marbas when a male lizard humanoid teleported in front of us. That bastard took Agatha hostage. Threatening the girl with his huge claws. The poor girl was crying and sobbing. Fucking coward! And to think that Sofia might have gone through the same thing…The fucker starts talking with a harsh distorted voice.

“For years, I have been disguised as principal. Living among these fetid humans and suddenly this human blows my cover! She could have knocked at the damn door, but now I will be executed for failing my mission! Hand me the book of demons! This is my only chance of survival. I promise I will let this piece of shit go.”

You know… there are times in your life that you just don’t know what to do... Times like this... don't fucking scare me anymore!