The book of demons is opened before me as I read the weird description of the glowing page. Abaddon, Arch-Demon from the abyss and lord of destruction. This motherfucker has a badass description!

Suddenly, some bullets hit my damn apartment. Fuck! When I looked at the window, that fucking plane was shooting a shit-ton of bullets and lasers beams at Agatha and the naked guy. I guess it ran out of fucking nuclear ogives. Rachel is looking at the battle and shooting the plane with that strange gun of hers that fires some kind of cosmic energy. Agatha and the Nephilim are moving very fast to avoid being hit. Guess I have to do my part now. Here it goes:

“Daemonium de abysso, et in perditionem exitium. Damnare placant, priusquam deum placamentis decedebat coram me!”

Black flames light the book on fire and they pass through my body and soul; then are directed to the floor of the living room. A huge black creature deformed like some kind of dense shadow with four big, bloody red eyes is looking at me like it wants to kill me for some reason. I don't blame the son of a bitch, I wanted to kill myself too and I was successful!

“I am Abaddon, Lord of the abyss! What do you need that is so important to wake me up from my deep slumber, perishable being?”

Its distorted voice is scary as shit! It’s like some deep voice coming from an abyss. Who would have guessed that the lord of the abyss has an abyssal voice? This fucker is not in a good mood. Well, if I was waked up early by some random motherfucker, I guess I would be very angry too.

“I need you to teleport inside that aircraft and destroy a holy device that is located in the cockpit.”

“That is an easy endeavor! Your powerlessness is ridiculous! If I were not bound to the book, mortal one, I would take your soul to the abyss and torture it for all eternity!”

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“Save your threats for another time, you four-eyed fucker! Just do your fucking job!”

His eyes are bleeding more and its angry stare intensifies. I guess it is fucking pissed now, but I don’t give a crap. This is the first demon that is very moody. Actually, all of them are crazy. Abaddon vanishes, I look at the window and the aircraft seems disoriented. The force field flashes and Abaddon is back in the living room staring at me with those fucking angry eyes.

Outside, Agatha and the Nephilim realized that the aircraft was vulnerable. They were avoiding the bullets and beams as they were flying with an insane amount of speed. Agatha fires a huge blast of energy from her hands, and the Nephilim tears apart the fucking plane with its bare hands like the fucking Hulk.

The aircraft is destroyed and explodes when it falls to the ground killing all the fuckers that were witnessing that scene. I hear the sound of sirens in the distance. Cops, ambulances, and fire trucks are all over the streets now. An entire commercial building collapsed to debris. More innocent people have died again, but I can't feel sorry for them. Actually, I kinda enjoyed it… What the hell is wrong with me? I can’t tell if this feeling is the connection with Abaddon or my own mind going nuts! It was different when I summoned the other demons; their connection with my soul was clearer...

I summon Marbas and Abaddon back to the book. Rachel was shocked when she looked at the shit show of hellish fireworks. I can’t blame her; this shit is strange as fuck! Agatha had tears in her eyes, but the naked guy didn’t give a shit about the mayhem in the streets when they returned to my apartment through the fucking window.

“This is will be enough for now, but we need to leave this place immediately!”

Rachel was desperate and Agatha was trying to calm down. I feel like the fucking book is trying to talk to me again. It’s some kind of telepathic message. My mind is very clear now.

“Leave this place with Agatha, Rachel. I need to pay a visit to my boss and I feel I can’t say no to his invitation!”

They barely opened their mouths and I was consumed by the hellish flames and vanished from my apartment. I was before Satan in fucking hell again. Hooray! Lucky me! Best day ever! That’s enough sarcasm for today.

Man, I did not miss this place or this stinky guy at all. Fuck this place!