"Sir, an Unknown Flying Object is heading towards Earth at unprecedented speed!"

"Inform Commander Piotrowski at once!"

"Here, sir please access this situation immediately." directed an officer in a composed voice yet his uniform was already half drenched in foul liquid.

"Let me see..... What the fuck..."

Current Data on obj.00777:

Current Speed:9 000 000m/s

"Wonder if I can beat Rin's speed record," a blue long-haired girl whispered to herself.

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Updating.....

Current speed:12 000 000m/s

"Teacher, said those over there speak a language called 'Anguish'. Let me see..."

Receiving transmissions...

Sweating profusely the commander clasped his hands, even crossed his fingers and toes.

"Let the thing talk," said the trembling almost incomprehensible voice.

BEEP! CLICK!

"There we go." said a high-pitched voice out of the blank screen

A faint outline of a young inhumanly beautiful girl suddenly appeared

"Hello? Is this Eeeert?" COUGHS*. "Eee-A-T-H."

"...."

"Ach!"

*SCREECHES WITH TONNES OF REVERB WHILE HOLDING THROAT

"...."

"Should we ask it if it's ok?"

*ENDS VIDEO

"Just wait." said the commander while he impatiently tapped his index finger.

*PHONE BUZZING NOISE

"SORRY CHOCKING ON SAL I VI A "

"LATER K"

"...."

"Seriously!?"