before me And beg for more wonderful and amazingly awesome lord. Muhahahahaha(imagine in a evil mouses laughter)...Have you grovled at my feet yet oh good I see you are being obedient your reward is to kiss my boot...whats this you say you want another chapter...oh very well... enjoy another one of my evil and dark chapter you maggot)___________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________
(This chapter is for mature audiences only if your a not a fan of dark humor this chapter is not for you please be advised this chapter is for 17+ while the series is ment for 16+ readers this chapter while being funny is darker than usual.)
Voorin had just entered the rabbit fields.... he then decided that all rabits must die because for as far the eye could see there was nothing going one but a massive several thousand member Rabit orgy.... yes you read that correct....
Voorin drew his swords and attacked the nearest rabit thinking it would be an easy kill becauae it was....preoccupied.... and it was he killed it in two hits
Ding+
»»»»» You have collected 2 soul fragments and half a pound of beef however since you cruelly killed a rabit who was enjoying blissful moments all 7,543 rabbits will bow attack you...Have a Wonderful day.«««««
"Oh #### ##### ##### ##### ###### #### ##### #### #### nuts." Voorin screamed.(use your imagination.)
Ding+
»»»»» skill aquired: Will of Fury 0.0% Basic
Because of the fact that you were not dtured by such a massive hoard and instead just got psst off you have earned a wonderful skill called Will of Fury. Will of Fury Is A hidden Magic Skill that can only uses swear word incantation the more extreme and embarassing the colourful vulgar language and the louder you shout it the more powerful it becomes unfortunately since there has only ecer been one mage that has ever used this skill before you will have to
experiment and there be a chance that you will kill yourself also keep in mind that each skill tier lvl only allows one more colorful word should you go over that word by even one sylable you will self destruct with no exception should u self destruct when you respawn you will be turned into a woman for 8 hours with a charm stat of 10,000 and no skills whatsoever. You will have to learn skills from scratch and will start out as a lvl 1 (current maximum swear language incantation 4 words)«««««
"D#mn Fc##ng stupid system," Voorin said trying ou his new skill extremely psst
off but being careful not to explode.
And four rabits attacked him at once as soon he finished the incantation.
A massive explosion happened resulting in the deaths of 1/10 of the hoard. All of his 400mana was used up as well as half his health.
Ding+
»»»»» you have leveled up 12times all health and mana restored you have collected 300 fragments 10 shards and 3 soul stones... you have also collected 48 pounds of Rabit Meat«««««
Ding+
»»»»» you have earned the title Monster Orgy Hoard hunter«««««
Ding+
»»»»» For inventing such an intriguing incantation you have been awarded with a 48 hour hex called balance hex you only have 20% of your remaining balance please fall and be slaughtered by the massive hoard currently heading your way«««««
"..........."
"Skill Activate godly guessing.....im going to guess that I somehow survive getting mauled by this massive hoard and they end up taking staying away from my because of my gloomy atmosphere from the skil self pity I end up having to crawl back to the village and somehow
You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.
make it before the end of the day...." voorin thought aloud.
And for the next two hours Voorin was visiously mauled and raped by sicodic rabits.
Voorin did indeed end up making it back before sundown where the guard took
pitty on him however the guard was only willing to helpafter Voorin told him he had 48 pounds of meat. The guard gave Voorin a healing potion and sent him on his way.
Voorin decided to guess using logic. He had roughly two hours before sun
down so if Voorin was to go now even with the hex he should make it back to the small girl in time to turn in the quest after all the tavern was only about a ten minutes walk but with his balance gun he estimated it would take him around 40 min.
After stumbling around like a drunk recieving the title town drunk and gaining the skill drunken fist he finally delivered the meat he only gave the owner 20 pounds out of 48 and got a bowl of tew himself and 40 coppers Voorin wolfed it down next to the Gate Guard who just got off duty Nd was eating his own bowl.
Voorin got up and left the tavern after saying thx and heading to the forge. He managed to lvl up his skill drunken fist 7 times and it was now at basic lvl 8 point something. Currently in this.hexed state he couldnt read at all because his balance was so off. Because of the drunken fist skill he was no longer falling over...thankfully. but since he couldnt read he didnt trust himself to distribute
stats.
Voorin finaly reached the forge with a few minutes to spare and explained to the young girl that it wasn't drunk he just had a hex on him he may have no balance but his mind worked find as did his mouth so she believed him on account of his clear speach.
Ding+
»»»»» all quests for the day have been completed you have found a hidden ending by showing the young girl how capable you are she has decided to.teachbyou what she knows as well as ask her sister who is curenntly out hunting to help you when she gets back In 7 seconds.«««««
"KIAAAA theres a drunk in our home," a beautiful woman screamed...at least he thought she was beautiful Voorin couldn't really trust his eyes right now so he would evaluate her again when this hex was gone........ and when he woke up from a high kick to the face.
(Authors Note sry the chapter was a little short this time so lets take a sneak peak into Voorins
dreams shall we...)
Voorins Dream side Story.
There were thousands of them fluffy and white so hideous no matter how many I killed the orgy never stopped kill die you must all die why
wont you all die. The agony the pain why wont it go away grahhhhhhh" voorin yelled the sound echoing through out the dream world that night everyone saw the true nature of rabits and every living being joined to slaughter the rabit hoard that threatened take over the world...... suddenly the god of death astroid made its new home in the middle of the hoard.
Voorin woke feeling like he hadn't slept in years and every
part of his body was acking he. Then he notaced a blue icon there was no ding so it must have been there before woke.
»»»»» Skill aquired: king of the dream world lvl (max)
When you dream your soul leaves your body. In the dream world time bends differently as king you control that time you can even shape thr dream kimgdom to your will however you may only activate this skill during the full moon.
P.s. you need a doctor your trama is so bad you dragged the
entire world into it«««««