( hi everyone time for another amazing chapter by the amazing me. Also the main point of this note is to check out the previous chapter because it has been completed unfortanetly it didnt have the usual witty ending but it was full of useful information that would be helpful
for the overall story anyway needless to say its time to start another amazing and hilarious chapter of this exceedingly Evil book if you are under the age of 16 or you are person whom hates
swear words this book is not for you and you should go find a life in sum other c##k sucking novel anyway unto the story.)__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ __________________________
Upon entering the village Voorin was truly surprised it was not at all what he was expecting. The village was full of mostly children and adolescents. There where a decent number of Human and Beastmen adults but for the most part they were either acting as guards or were buying and selling merchandise. Apparently the guards taught the young warriors about honor and chivalry and respected that their were both male and female warriors also the merchants taught the blacksmith proper money dealing as well as math so they wouldn't be swindled in the future. Also because it had become annoying that almost all the blacksmith had no concept in money or manners so the merchants also taught how being polite can lead to bigger profits allowing for them to buy more matierials and keep the moneymaking process going. While Voorin was witnessing this a thought crossed his mind.
' where the fck did they come from is this like that old saying chicken and the egg question I mean seriously did they just magically fckin appear WTF if there gonna just magically fckin apear cant there at the very least be a couple of mature adults I mean seriously im watching a four year old girl using a d#mn forge and a 14 year old learning elemental summoning from an old dude wearing a little too little.'
Well whatever at least there being taken care of' voorin sighed aloud as he watched a ridiculous scene of the four year old girl struggle with the hammer.
At the very least I think I should help that little one out If I do I might be able to get a forge without actually having to pay for it and I also have absolutely no clue how to make a forge. While making a small house is within my abilities making a forge not so much.
So Voorin walked over to the girl.
" Hey little one,"voorin said to the young girl," I
may not have any experience but my main Class is spirit blacksmith you may be young but its obvious you have some experience with this if you teach me what you know ill start helping out with making weapons and armor in exchange I get to sleep in this cottage currently I dont have a forge or a place to stay and its not a bad deal for you."
The girl was obviously way too smart for her age because she squinted at me with mistrusting eyes then seemed to come to a decsition which proved she was way too smart for her age, "Alright fine but you got too pay rent 20% of whatever you make and you close up shop also u sleep on the floor untill you can buy a bed yourself your responsible for your own food and water if you dont like what I'm giv you ten you cen go thomewhere elth ok."
'Well at the very least she talked like a four year old.'voorin thought and smiled he thought about how he died by a stray astroid and was reincarnated in another gaming world in his old world he had been 20 years old now Voorin was 16 again according to his status.
'Hah beat that all those hags out their who hate growing older if they found out I was four years younger they would kill my a## hah,' Voorin thought smiling inwardly to himself.
"Thank you very much and I think thats a reasonable request," Voorin replied back to the girl returning to reality or was it really reality when Voorin thought about it he might just be dreaming but if he was this was an awesome dream he had no intention of wakimg up from such a boring life.
"Good tho do you want to learn how to smith I could teach you white now but a spirit blackthmith who has shards or fragments will end up using portions of hith or herth own soul so befor I teach you you need to go gather loth of fragments generally a beginner only needs on fragmrn a weappn or armor but if you wsnt to make better gear you need either a thard or a entire thoul stone. If you want me to teach you you need to gather thome fragments at least two thards wrth it thoudn't take toooo long motht monsters dwop 4 or 5 fragments," the small girl said which was extremely adorable.
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»»»»» quest recieved
The darling young girl has been having trouble as a blacksmith while the guards due give her mateirials for free because of her age and other spirit blacksmiths have been providing her with soul fragments she could really use an assistant and is actaully very grateful for the offer
Collect 40 fragments or two shards and return before the day is up if you do not have 40 fragments before the day is up the young blacksmith will be disappointed but as long as you have more than 20 she will be willing to train you. Should come back with more than 40 she will be very delighted.
Reward: come back with more than 40 fragments by the end of the day and the child will begin calling you big brother also this child does not have a name so she will let you name her if you complete the quest.
Reward: come back with more than 20 fragments and the child will be disappointed but will still be willing to teach you also this child may not have a name but she will nake one up out of convience and will simply call you by name.
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Conditions: racial quest(Immora), must be a novice spirit blacksmith.
Difficulty: not worth mentioning«««««
Huh so this world also has quests it really is just like a game world,' Voorin thought to himself.
"I will gladly except. If I may ask where is the closest place to begin hunting?" Voorin asked.
"Umm Maybe you should ask the gate guard he probably knows better than I do?" The young blacksmith girl suggested.
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»»»»» Quest: ask the gate guard at the entrance if the village where the closest hunting ground is
Ask the gate guard for directions to the nearest hunting ground
Reward: information about nearest hunting ground, 50exp
Difficulty: just ask him the d#mn question hes required to answer
Conditions: ask directions from a four year old like an idiot tgis quest would not have been activated if you were not such an idiot.««««
' Yup thats the System we all know and love' Voorin thought sarcastically while at the same time feeling like an idiot because he agreed with the system.
" ill do that see you in a bit," Voorin said as he was walking towards the gate gaurd which was by the way only 15 feet away making him feel like an even bigger idiot.
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»»»»» Skill: Self-pity 0.0% basic
A Common emmotion although its rare for this skill to go beyond basic usually stupid, unlucky little sh#ts like you manage to do it. The higher the skill lvl the more likely people will try to beat the Sh#t out of or just stay away because of your gloomy atmosphere«««««
'WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE STUPID SKILLS.... DAMN IT ITS LIKE THE SYSTEM IS TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL' Voorin sceamed inwardly as he approached the guard with a chearful face.
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»»»»» for realizing my purpose in life is too make the residents of this world live there lives in a living hell you have recieved a skill as a reward.
Skill: godly guessing power- should you take a guess that it will be raining cats and dogs tomorrow, there will be a 75% chance it will happen the more outrageous the guess the less likely it is to happen. The more outrageous the guess when your just guessing for sh#ts and giggles the more likely it will happen. If a guess Is made using logical reasoning there is a 100%chance of it coming true.«««««
' at this point Voorin was no longer shocked at these really wierd skills anymore besides the system seemed to have a similar sense of humor to him anyway.'
" Excuse me sir can you please direct me to the nearest hunting grounds I'm trying to get some soul fragments for my smithing and unfortunately im not that familiar with the area outside of the village."
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»»»»» skill aquired: Merchants Tung: The guard is tired of dealing with impolite children even when talking to the older members its still kind of depressing. 16 years old is considered adult hood among humans hearing your deeper voice and manners has immpressed him and he feels somewhat refreshed.
Skill: Merchants Tung- 0.0% Average passive
Your ability to conceal your anger and even swollow it in just a few seconds all while showing a bright face and deep maners has earned you a higher tier lvl Skill just above basic.
Merchants Tung allows for 15% easier persuasion and a 10% discount as well as a 10% profit increase when selling items.«««««
'Finally a somewhat normal skill' voorin thought while maintaining his poker face.
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»»»»»skill aquired: poker face0.0% Average-Active
The Ability to hide your emotions- very useful when gambling or buying and selling products....
By the way stop gaining abilities so quickly its annoying you know how many people I have do that fcking ding for seriously.«««««
"Ah yes I think the closest one should only be about a mile and a half south-west from here its a farely easy field for first time hunters and actually those rabits breed way to quickly well I guess that cpuld be a good thing because we never run outa food anyway if your heading out that way the taverns in need of some meat it doesnt really matter how much you get but he should reward you accordingly tell him Crevence said he wants a free bowl of stew tonight when you deliver."
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»»»»» quest obtained cannot be dropped can not be denied manly because your pissing me off literally in the span of 1 minute you've made me do almost a quarter of a days worth of work.
Quest info: collect any amount of meat and deliver it to the Tavern the cook will not give the gaurd stew unless you collect at least ten pounds of meat.
Difficulty: not possible to fail unless your actually trying to fail
Rewards: raised intamancy with Tavern keeper should you collect at least 10 pounds raised intamancy with the town guard. 50exp 20 copper
Conditions: none The guards just too lazy to do it himself.«««««
"Yes I dont see an issue with that," Vooran said as he didnt really have any other option.
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»»»»» Quest completed talk to the guard
Earned 50exp«««««
'Huh, no sarcasm this time, Voorin thought.
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»»»»» you leveled up..... Congrats dip sh#t.«««««
' Ah there it is, Voorin said with a grin as he headed off in the direction the guard mentioned earlier.
(As usual a quick authors note this chapter was extremely fun to make I was laughing at my own jokes anyway dont forget to rate and ill
probably be posting another chapter around midnight tonight)