Sharon and Kelly met on their first date.

"Can you start?" Kelly blushed.

"All right. The weather is 68.2 degrees Fahrenheit," Sharon said. "Do you enjoy outdoor sports?"

"Uh, yes." Kelly smiled. "If walking my dog can be considered a sport."

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"Negative," responded Sharon. "That's a recreational activity."

"I was only saying in jest …"

"Right, but the facts …"

"Facts, huh? Is your AI implant always enabled?"

"Of course. It's the most logical way to approach life."

"So boring, like enjoying city traffic lights instead of roaming the countryside."

"Chaotic." Sharon frowned.

"Okay, we're done here." Kelly stomped out.