Sportscaster, Bob Smith, interviewed Frank Jones, who qualified for an international gymnastics competition with perfect scores:

'Frank, you were fantastic! You were as precise as those robot athletes, proving that humans can match them."

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"Yeah, sure, Bob." Frank chuckled. "I guess you're right in a sense."

"What do you mean in a sense, Frank?"

"Not keeping up with the latest news, Bob? Due to worldwide protests, a new law gives cyborgs equal opportunity."

"I don't get it, Frank. How's that relevant here?"

"I'll demonstrate." Frank juggled a heavy metallic sphere for shot put, then crushed it with his bare hands.