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What's god up to now?

Hi I'm back, did ya miss me?! I did some stuff while you were reading about the relevant characters! Yes that's right. You thought I didn't know? Well, that doesn't matter now. Onto the changes!

Okay so first, I got myself a new janitor. Needing to clean up the mess azathoth created while blowing up my walls is a bother and I don't want to deal with it.

You know what they say, "absolute power corrupts absolutely"and I'm all for it!

Also, I made a new planet 16 times the size of earth and blessed it with life and designed everything on it myself.

The name of the new janitor is Garry, he's great!

What do you mean you want to know about the planet? Is Gerry not enough!? What do you have against Garry!?

Ah, here I go dialoguing with myself in my mind again.

So where was I? Ah yes the huge planet I made.

So... Yeah. The planet. It's a huge planet, it's mainly just a bunch of grass. Some hills here and there. A bit of flowers.

As for animals... I didn't go so unique. Some cows, some sheep. Rabbits, snakes with fur, snakes with tusks, I even made some more of the large snakes, like the one I put against that one champion from Issac's galaxy, I think the were called... What was it? Guitar? I don't remember. Actually that's a lie I can't forget things anymore because of the "me being a god" thing. Also, I like snakes now, for some reason. I also seem to be more cheerful. Maybe it's because I enjoy the suffering of others so much that my mood is improved!

Honestly I want to say that got out wrong but that would be a lie.

I mean, isn't an adventure story reading about a hero suffering through trials? (Also there is that friendship thing, not sure what that's all about).

Ahh, here I go again, imagining I have an actual audience that can here my internal monologue. I fear that I'm going a bit nuts.

I mean, I guess I am sort of the real villain here. Buuuut I don't care. It seems as if I lost all care for any lives at all. I can only feel two things: boredom and not boredom (aka entertained). Wow, I really am using the word entertainment a lot huh?

I got off track for... What is it, the third time already?

Ahh yes, also there are dragons. Yes. Probably should have... Talked about that huh.

Anyways, did I mention that there are snakes that eat grass?

*Cricket noises*

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Fine! I'll tell you about the dragons!

The dragons are arguably my biggest embarrassment ever.

They are just snakes with wings and the ability to breath fire. No hands, no legs, just snakes with wings. Here you go. This is it. My dragons. Let's stop talking about them for now. It seems as if the order blue is doing something interesting. Let's check that out.

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The master of the order blue is a scientist. Infact, that is the whole job of the order blue. They are the ones who make and invent the newest weapons in the arsenal of the wall of Terra. they don't fight, members of other orders protect them instead.

This is probably a good time to mention that science is mostly comprised of finding exploits within the system I created. For example, not too long ago, a member of the blue order figured out how to create a mini nuclear bomb (at least in strength, as some of you might remember atoms don't exist here). How did he do that you ask?

Well... Do you remember back when I showed up in front of issac, when the plants absorbed to much mana and exploded?

Yeah so basically they infused some metal with a ton of mana and made in so you can push a button and in between 3-5 seconds the piece of metal would release the mana into a small chamber with a plant kept alive with water and light magic that uses the same mana pool that is used for the explosion. The mana infuses with the plant and whatever is in the radius most likely will become ash.

That's and oversimplified explanation of these grenades, but that alone should be enough for you to understand what these people do.

Now you can imagine my surprise when these same people managed to create a brand new monster 1 minute ago.

Custodian

It was a beautiful day outside. Flowers are blooming, Birds are singing, And the 30 meter tall flesh monster near the headquarters of the blue order was getting beat up by the master of the grey order.

Wait a minute. 30 meter tall flesh monster?!

Custodian jumped to get there quickly. Well, jumped is a bit of an understatement... flight 5 times faster than sound would describe it better.

He landed on the monster's head, piercing right through it, killing it instantly.

The master of the grey order didn't react, just like most people said about him, his face revealed as much emotion as a rock. Infact, he's so emotionless, that some people theorized that I took a corpse of a man fallen in battle, took out the brain and replaced it with a rock, and then poured some mana into it, and then, on that day, Drago lionheart, master of the grey order was born. Of course all of that is absolutely ludicrous, but Custodian was beggining to believe it, as he couldn't see how a human could be born like that.

"Grandmaster Custodian. I didn't expect to see you here. I am very surprised at your sudden arrival". He said with the most unsurprised face custodian could imagine.

"Oh I'm sure you are." "But that doesn't matter as of now. Can you inform me about the situation at hand?" Asked custodian.

"Yes." Replied Drago.

Custodian waited a few seconds in awkward silence.

"What's taking you so long?"

"I already answered your question grandmaster Custodian."

Custodian then remembered the fact that, not only was Drago lionheart emotionless, he is also very literal.

*Sigh*

"explain the situation Drago."

"Of course grandmaster Custodian. The members of the blue order seem to have created a flesh monster. You then took care of the problem." Replied Drago.

Another few seconds of awkward silence pass.

*Sigh of thousands of years of regrets* "can you tell me how did the members of the blue order created the monster?" Asked custodian.

"Yes." Replied Drago

*Sigh of physical pain*

"PLEASE do inform me how did they create the monster"

god

God (now in his human form) was giggling like a child at the situation that was unfolding in front of him (well, not really in front of him but you know what I mean). Truly, an act befitting of his status as god of his universe.

After he managed to get hold of himself again, he then lost control again, and started laughing histerically at the dialogue between the increasingly angry Custodian, the grandmaster of the wall of Terra, the strongest human In the galaxy, and the very intelligent yet very literal Drago lionheart "the unbreakable", master of the grey order. As you can imagine from hearing his title, he, as well as the order he commands are the "wall" part of "the wall of Terra".

They are unmatched when it comes to fortifications. The were named by races that attempted to invade Terra as the unreachable, the unyielding, those whom may not be moved, the shield, etc.

I think you can connect the rest of the dots about what they do by yourselves by now.

I couldn't bother continuing to listen to Drago explain to Custodian about the flesh monster, not because I get bored, but because I think I might somehow end up having my human form die from laughter.

But more seriously now, it's time to watch over some other stuff, after all, a certain James is going to wake up soon, and I want him to enjoy this experience I planned for him would I?