Rosch

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                Watching Pan fight a squirrel was funny. Especially when he fell on top of it. Watching him get up I started to walk towards an extremely disheveled Pan. When he saw me approaching I swear that his eyes popped out, like he couldn’t believe that I was there. “What? Haven’t seen a lady out for a walk before?” I asked him. Seeing his eyes pop out even further from his head I poked him in the forehead. When I did a window popped up. “Great. I just knew that those Assholes would find a way to screw me over. Can’t let me have an advantage in this world without a catch can you guys?” Looking at the window I saw something that really made me upset.

                Experience transfer

Warning! This option costs 10% of the exp. transferred to e subject. A minimum of 50% of the experience that you have must be transferred to the subject of the transfer.

Rosch just for you I made this a mandatory thing as soon as you touched your assigned champion. Enjoy because I will. Carlisle.

Looking at the window I tried to cancel it out but it wouldn’t go away. In which case I increased the amount of exp. to be transferred so that we would be at the same level after it was over with. Hitting the transfer button I really became upset as it said that I was transferring all of the exp. and levels that were given to me over to Pan. What would you do in this circumstance? I know what I did. A face palm and started to curse Carlisle and Gale because she had to have had something to do with this crap. That sounds appropriate to you doesn’t it?

                After I finished cursing I looked at Pan and said “Hey Fisheyes open up a menu would you?” Why Fisheyes, well his eyes were still popped out from his face like fish. Geez like he’d never seen a woman before. Getting absolutely no response from him I do something that was completely unladylike. I’ll leave that to your imagination.

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                Pan

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Let me start out with this; no matter what form it takes getting your balls crushed hurts. Whoever this girl is she doesn’t even bother with a hello. She just walks over to me and pokes me in the head. Does she respond when I asked her what she’s doing? No, she just plants her face in her hand a starts cursing rather loudly. Then she calls me Fisheyes and tells me to open a menu. So, what would you do in this situation? “Menu? Wha…” I’ll admit that my eyes might have popped out at this point. Could you blame me? Why? Because when I said Menu a window popped up. I knew that I’d taken out my contacts. Why would that be important? Because they’re a type of interface used to do everything from check mail to making phone calls and surfing the web. I really shouldn’t even be able to see this window.

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While I was reading, this I felt her reach between my legs. Now being unsure as to just what was happening, and thinking that a woman might want something to do with me I let her do it. That’s when the pain started. Dropping to my knees I probably would have curled up into a ball if it weren’t for the fact that she still had ahold of me. Still holding on tightly she asks me “Are you about done staring Fisheyes?” Somehow, I managed to groan out “Not staring.” Thankfully she let go at that point. Dropping the rest of the way to the ground I wince hitting the bottom. “So, Fisheyes; just what exactly were you doing if you weren’t staring at me? Really it was rude.” She said.

Still groaning “Let’s see. How about this I was wandering just who the hell you are, and what you’re doing out here by yourself?” After some of the pain had faded I said “And oh yeah why the hell did you start cursing after you had tapped my forehead?” I managed while getting to my feet. Rolling her eyes instead of answering me she asks me “What the hell were you doing leaving early? According to the schedule I was given before my ass was dropped here you weren’t supposed to leave for hours yet.” Huh. “Wait, you tried to neuter me because I was leaving before you thought that I was scheduled to?” I say to the crazy bitch that tried to make sure that I never had any children. “You know what screw it. Let’s start with something basic like names. My name is Pan, and you are?” At this point I don’t even want to know but manners, right? “My name is Ros… You know what just call me Rose since it looks like I’m going to be stuck in this form for a while. So just why the hell were you trying to leave so early? Today of all days huh? I was supposed to drop by give you the basics of just what the fuck is going on now that your world has become a part of the game system. You stupid Moron! Do you even have any kind of survival skills?” she asked me.

                I know that my jaw dropped at this point. Making sure to pick it back up off the ground I tell her about the quest that I’d received this morning, or rather part of it because I don’t want to be seen as a pervert. My love life or lack of one is none of her damned business. This is the point that a smart man would ask just what the hell is going on with the world. Not wanting to disappoint I ask her for what she knows. “That ass munch Carlisle decided to be a whiny little turd and ordered me to complete the game so that he and the others would know how.” She growled out. “Wait a second; you make it seem like he controls the planet somehow. How could someone own the freaking planet and nobody know about it?” I asked her. Trust me right about now I am completely out of my mind with how she is making this out to be. “Why wouldn’t the god that created your planet own it?” she asks me. Her claims of there being a divine being that owned our world infuriated me to no ends. Just where was this god when all the bad crap started to happen in our history? It has to be a load of crap… Right?