Rosch
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“What do you mean the game is too hard Carlisle?” Rosch asked. “I mean Rosch that unless there is an N P C in the group no one can get the final boss lower than 85 percent of its health.” Carlisle replied.
“So what would you like for me to do about it Carlisle? The rest of you agreed to it and even took over my project.” Rosch said. At which point they’re interrupted. “I may have a solution for you to fix this Rosch.” Said an approaching figure.
Later on that day, on the first world in what would be Rosch’s journey to beat the game that began at the beginning of the Universe Rosch appeared. Looking down “Damn those assholes made me into a girl.” Rosch said.
In another part of the world though in the same city; the first world, mainly known as Prime (Yes the gods are lazy about names) has always been a high technology world. As such pollution has been a problem, but as time has gone on the people on Prime have managed to cut pollution down to almost nothing.
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Pan
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When Pan woke up in the morning the first thing he saw was the sky, or rather a projection of the sky on his ceiling. After getting up he went to the bathroom to put in his contacts, putting them in he saw a message pop up: Please head to the L M D. Heading into his living room he went to the L M D.
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The L M D, or Level Management Device is a standard item in all homes on Prime. No one knows just why it’s called an L M D rather than an L V D, Level Viewing Device since all it does is give you a health rating.
Checking in at the L M D he go this rating which was fairly average for the people on Prime. Going to his kitchen he got out a frying pan and the fixings for french toast. Halfway through preparing breakfast he saw a message pop up: Congratulations people of Prime. Today is a great day, you can take out those contacts that you have been wearing and view your stats without ever stepping foot into an L M D again, though you might want to stay inside until the monster in the streets are on a more manageable level.
“Oh shit” Pan said. Going to his t.v. he turned to the news. Seeing nothing but monsters coiling about each other like a mass of maggots falling from a corpse Pan wondered how the hell they got there in the first place. “Ah fuck this is going to be a cluster fuck isn’t it?” Pan said as he saw what looked like a dragon fly out of the mess.”I wonder if the people at work were serious about being open even during the apocalypse, maybe I should try to call in and get out of work today.”
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Carlisle
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“So I can’t help but wonder about just why exactly it was my world that was turned into the newest game world.” Carlisle asked. “It’s almost as if when you found out about the N P Cs helping to reduce the boss’ health that you’ve been looking for a way to cheat. Don’t worry Carlisle I don’t think that anyone else has noticed how you’ve been transferring your people to the game worlds.” Gale replied.
“So what you’re saying is that you took my world from me because I cheated a little bit? Carlisle asked to which Gale replied “No it’s because you’re an asshole.”