Synopsis
“You've got ten years to take over the world,”
…said the travelling salesgod to Bobby. Luckily Bobby was audacious enough to ask for a signing bonus, so he at least has the power to get the job done... Technically.
Armed with a System, his manners, and a possum he ran over on his way home, this will probably be the most destructive midlife crisis earth has seen.
Chapters released daily by 6:30pm UTC
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Table of Contents
- 1[1] Mondays2025-02-07
- 2[2] Red Pill2025-02-07
- 3[3] System Initialisation2025-02-07
- 4[4] Sneaky Bad Guy2025-02-07
- 5[5] Terminal Confrontation2025-02-07
- 6[6] A Nice Productive Morning2025-02-07
- 7[7] My Zombie's My Butler2025-02-07
- 8[8] Two Men And A Possum Enter A Bar2025-02-07
- 9[9] Room On The Broom?2025-02-07
- 10[10] Getting Spiffy2025-02-07
- 11[11] Big Plans2025-02-07
- 12[12] City In A Ditty2025-02-07
- 13[13] Descent Into The Undercity2025-02-07
- 14[14] Grave Digging With Friends ✨2025-02-07
- 15[15] Spooky Scary Skeletons2025-02-07
- 16[16] Our Saviour, He Hath Cometh!2025-02-07
- 17[17] The Horrors Of Resurrection2025-02-07
- 18[18] Unique Accommodations2025-02-07
- 19[19] Eavesdropping2025-02-07
- 20[20] Experimental Training2025-02-07
- 21[21] Damsel Not In Distress2025-02-07
- 22[22] Searching For The Saviour Part 12025-02-07
- 23[23] Searching For The Saviour Part 22025-02-07
- 24[24] Rat-tastic Bonanza2025-02-07
- 25[25] Go Fish2025-02-07
- 26[26] Double Quest2025-02-07
- 27[27] Feisty Heisting2025-02-07
- 28[28] Liberation2025-02-07
- 29[29] A New Leaf2025-02-07
- 30[30] Arise Wat-haf Wedon2025-02-07
- 31[31] The Idiots Guide To Vile Magicks2025-02-07
- 32[32] Knowledge Is Power, France Is Bacon2025-02-07
- 33[33] Cast Your Spells Outside2025-02-07
- 34[34] More Visitors2025-02-07
- 35[35] Sole Survivor2025-02-07
- 36[36] Army Farming Part 12025-02-07
- 37[37] Army Farming Part 22025-02-07
- 38[38] Seeds Of A Horde2025-02-07