Emma has been burning her fingers on her front porch for years now, but she says she just can’t help it. She has been told that she is just an example of the dangers of burning fingers, so she has been given a bandage to stop the bleeding.

Emma is now a full-time pyromaniac. She spends most days burning her thighs and other various body parts. She also runs around her neighborhood screaming “I’m a pyromaniac!” so that everyone can hear her. People asked her why she burned things and she replied, “It’s fun!” When people asked her what would happen if someone tried to stop her, she just said, “I’d just laugh!”

When asked if she believed that the bandage on her fingers would stop the bleeding and she said, “No, it’s just a bandage.” People asked her if she thought that she would become a pyromaniac if she did not have a bandage and she said, “Of course, though what makes you think that the bandage stops my pyromaniac urges?”

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Emma has been on many dates and has even been on quite a few dates where she set the table on fire. But this is the first time she has ever been on a date where she has cooked her own dinner. This was also her first time making her date’s eyes spontaneously combust. She thought it was fun. God, she was hot. She stared into her date’s eyes, lovingly. Her date did not repeat this action. Instead, she starts crying. She said that she was not expecting this to ever happen to her. Hearing this, Emma became very happy. But then she quickly left because her date suddenly became very nervous and scared. This made Emma feel very sad.

Emma has been living by herself ever since her parents died. She knows it’s illegal, but she doesn’t want to go live with anyone else. Plus, she’s old enough to live by herself. She was 15. She liked living without her parents.

Emma went home and immediately started lighting fires in her house. Her neighbors asked her what would happen if she was caught by the fire department and she said, “I would laugh!” They then asked her if she was worried about being caught and she said, “No, it’s just a fire.”