The wedding had finally happened. After two years of dating, Emma and Bort decided to get married. They got the suggestion from a burning bird. Bort and Emma thought marriage would be a good idea and after months of planning, the day for Emma and Bort to exchange vows finally came, and they became wives. The ceremony was small and quiet. It was held at the city’s largest cathedral and was officiated by the city’s mayor. The reception was held at a fancy restaurant in the city center, where both the ceremony and the meal were exquisite.
After their wedding, Emma and Bort wanted to go on their honeymoon. They planned a trip to Russia and Bort planned to hijack a tank there. They would be visiting random Russian villages. But when they arrived at the airport, they were informed that their flight had been delayed. The next available flight wouldn’t leave for another three hours. So then, they decided to hijack a submarine that they found in the baggage claim.
When they arrived in Russia, they immediately began looting the submarine. After looting the submarine, Emma and Bort finally made their way to the crew quarters, where they found a variety of personal items that the crew had apparently kept for themselves. Some of the crew had pictures of their families and loved ones, which Emma and Bort destroyed without hesitation. Others had personal items such as clothes and toiletries, which Emma and Bort also destroyed without hesitation. Most shocking of all, some of the crew had books, which Emma and Bort also destroyed without hesitation.
The pillaging of the crew’s personal belongings had provided the newlyweds with a plethora of stolen riches: jewelry, watches, clothes, and even a few guns. But the most valuable thing they had stolen was the submarine’s navigation system and identity. Bort took a watch and most of the guns. Emma found a jacket and put it on. It was warm and comfy. For some time, Emma and Bort had been exploring the various Russian villages on foot.
After a lot of camping and traveling, Emma realized that Toilet Joey had snuck into their luggage. She decided to sneak back into their luggage and find a way to remove him from the suitcase. She managed to find a small space in which Toilet Joey was hiding, but she couldn’t find any way to reach him. She was about to give up when she remembered that she had a pair of needle-nose pliers in her purse.
Emma didn’t know why Toilet Joey had snuck into their luggage because he was only a spider. While Emma was resting, Bort was exploring.
Bort found the perfect village. It had a beautiful view of the ocean and she saw that it had a beautiful cave. Bort saw that there were many villagers running around and she thought to herself that the villagers don’t deserve their happiness.
As Bort stalked the villages, she saw that one of the houses had a very large tank next to it. Bort’s eyes lit up. Bort decided to steal the tank. She ran up to the house and broke in through a window. There was a man sleeping in the dishwasher. She snuck up to him and grabbed him by the neck. He squawked and Bort killed him. Bort ran out of the house and got into the tank.
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Meanwhile, Emma finds the village. She sees the tank and she knows that Bort stole it. She smiles and thinks to herself that Bort is the best wife ever. Emma watches as Bort drives the tank over a bunch of children. Emma giggles and runs into the village and starts burning all the children that she sees. Emma loves Bort.
As Emma burns the children in the village to death and is about to start on the adults next, she notices the smoke is getting thicker and thicker. From the upper lookout, she sees that the village is being surrounded by a ring of fire and smoke. Immediately, she panics, but as she looks closely, she sees that the villagers are all still alive and well. Retreating to her turret, she finds a stockpile of fire-starting Jews and sets the whole village on fire.
The villagers now have a new worry. The fire is spreading faster than anyone expected and soon, all that’s left of their village is the blackened shell of the church and the ruins of their homes scattered all over the charred ground. They know that they can’t survive long without a human population, but they don’t know how to go about preparing for one.
Emma and Bort run into a small lake, trying to find the way out. They gradually got wet, and soon, the air is completely saturated, so they are forced to take shelter in the only refuge still standing, the church. As soon as they enter, Emma can smell the smoke and the burning candles– a strong enough odor to make her nauseous. They find a fireplace and some dry wood in the church, and then they light a fire.
Bort holds the bullet gun, staring at the family that she has murdered. She doesn’t look too sad about what she has done. Emma walks over to Bort, and in a stern tone, she says, “Put that away, Bort.” Bort looks at her, confused, then reaches for the gun, but Emma shoves it away.
Bort was in complete shock as she watched a villager run toward her with smoke coming out of his mouth. The villager hit the ground and lays still, then starts seizing. Emma drops the Molotov cocktail and the gun. She was now freaked out and felt overwhelmed by confusion.
The villager falls to the ground. Bort runs away and Emma throws a Molotov cocktail into the fireplace. Some of it bursts into flames, and soon, a large wall of fire is surrounding the church. Bort is now panicking and is looking for a way to escape.
Bort returns to the tank to play with her lighters and Emma picks up the gun and finishes off the villager with a shot to the head. She then sits down and starts to cry in the darkness of the church.
Toilet Joey didn’t eat for two days while Emma was at the store. He must have been very hungry. He had eaten the children of the villagers whom he had murdered, and he looked hungry still. Emma now knew why Toilet Joey had been so aggressive.
When Emma returns, she finds Toilet Joey lying in a corner. He looks at her with angry eyes. She walks over to him and reaches out to pet him. He bites her hand.
She is now torn between the desire to run out of the church and the desire to punch Joey. Finally, she decides to run out after setting Toilet Joey on fire. Joey is burning, and the heat is too harsh for Emma to go inside. She stays outside, leaning against the cold war of the church.
Bort comes back with her tank. It is very clean now. There is no villager blood on it. She walks over to Emma, who looks at her with sad eyes.
Bort is quiet for a long time. She looks out the tank and watches the villagers as they weep over their dead. Bort then leans against Emma, and they share a romantic firepowered kiss.