Clyde froze and the stranger, who was on clyde, got confused as to why Clyde stopped moving, and they turned around to the sight of a creepy tall man staring down on them along with confused people in the back also holding guns. |||
“H-heyy we were just passing by..” the stranger nervously said,
“ more like fucking around. Get a room. What's with you nasty drunk people having sex in the open forest.”
“WHAT..”
“What's sex” ramos says while tilting their head
“NOTHING. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE..” the stranger said while nervously getting off of clyde.
The ‘boss’ stares intensely at the stranger and says;
“You look.. Vaguely familiar.”
Ramos stands up and looks at the stranger confused and the stranger’s eyes widened and gets nervous saying;
“ whaat!? I-i don't know what you’re talking about- I may look familiar but hehe.. I am not who you think I am..”
“ yeah..” the boss reassuringly says.
“ alright. You never saw us. We never saw you. Here take this money. And go buy some clothes for that guy.”
The stranger takes the money and looks at Ramos disturbingly.
“ uhm.. Thanks..?”
“Yep.” The boss said before turning around and leaving the scene followed by the people around him, a gun dropped accidently by one of the people unnoticed, leaving the stranger and Ramos confused.
“ so.. What just happened?”
“Not sure.. Let's get you some clothes-”
“I don't need any-”
“Yes you do. See what you got me in? They literally thought we were some drunk people out fucking in broad daylight.. In a FOREST.”
“And?”
The stranger face palms and walks away saying;
“Ugh you’re hard to get along with just come with me.”
Ramos gets irritated but follows anyways,
They walk behind the alley where the previous group of people and the boss were, until they reach another alleyway with a few people, the stranger and Ramos take a peek,
they accidentally lock eye contact with the people there, and one of them yells.
“ Hey you! c'mere “
The stranger and ramos look at eachother confused,
“ what is it..?”
“ I said.. Come here.!”
The stranger felt weird while walking towards the other people and looked at Ramos up and down, he finally realized why, he facepalmed in disappointment.
Ramos, who was the only one unfazed said;
“What..?”
“ clyde.. Haven't I told you to cover yourself with my jacket..”
“Ffuu..”
The stranger gets confused saying “fuh?”
“Fucking your jacket.”
“.. clyde. Where did you learn that language?”
“That guy from earlier said it.”
The stranger face palms again; “ at least say it correctly.. Its ‘Fuck’ not fucking.. Okay?”
“ oh, okay.. Fuck your jacket.”
“Good job.”
One of the people from behind spoke;
“ Well you’re a weird duo.. and a funny one- by the way.. why is he naked”
The stranger shrugs with a disappointed face.
The place fills with silence, only the sound of chatter outside the alleyway and crows from above can be heard, The person who called ramos and the stranger awkwardly says;
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“Well.. this is awkward- i forgot what i called you here-”
Ramos and the stranger look at eachother confused, Ramos with a straight face and the stranger with an annoyed face.
The person continues:
“Ah yes- “ the person clears their throat and continues;
“DRUM ROLL PLEASE!”
Actual drum roll plays in the background surprisingly and the other people push a white moving board next to the person as they continue.
“ Before I start- what are your names?”
“ uh.. He’s clyde-”
“Ramos.” Ramos interrupted.
“ Clyde. and I'm isaiah!”
Ramos looks at ‘isaiah’ with a look saying;
“Your name is.. Issa..yah?”
“Yep.”
Ramos looked back to the person reassuring himself.
The person continues;
“And I'm Shin! I call you here to shake your hand and present to you my amazing idea! “
Shin says while shaking both isaiah and ramoss’ hand
“ an idea..?” Isaiah says with a concerned face.
“Yep! An amazing idea that will help us unite together all types of chimeric beings! And get recognition from all of velaria!”
“ what. “ ramos exclaims,
“ You heard me right!, speaking of chemeric beings, what are you ramos? You got a cool bright halo so I'm guessing you’re celestial?”
“What.” ramos says again and continues;
“What is celestie..yal.”
Shin sweats a bit, unsure how to explain.
Isaiah interrupts;
“Sorry ramos was born yesterday- if you tell him hard words he won't understand..”
“ ohhh- yeah sure no problem- as long as he will understand my idea then its fine..”
Shin continues;
“So, bringing all unique neglected beings who rarely get any attention, Will not only knowledge people about chimeric but will also help them get through hard life here in seraph! So-”
Isaiah interrupts:
“The topic already sounds very long- the butter is..?”
Shin sighs;
“The butter is that my idea is to create a strong gang and feed on other people for our own good, and my idea to bring chimeric beings is because they hold too much potential for that to be taken away by laws so..”
Isaiah is dumbfounded, he turns around to leave but Ramos stays still, with an interested face; “ What do you mean to feed on other people?”
And isaiah looks back saying; “ramos just ignore him it's nothing-”
“At Least someone’s interested.. By feeding on other people I mean finishing off their lives..”
“What for?” ramos says
“Uh.. okay i didn't think this one through..well can be for any reason..? Just like a roses gang.. Revenge, assassin and whatever-?”
Ramos tilts his head; “what's that?”
“A gang- well nevermind, if you aren't interested then i guess i'll take this budget somewhere else..-”
“I'm in.” ramos quickly says
“HUH CLYDE-? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM..”
“ i like the idea of finishing off people, i don't know what he means, but i like it “
Shin looks at ramos happily and quickly shakes ramos’s hand saying;
“Thank you! Thank you, thank you! I'll make sure you won't regret this choice!”
The other people who were close to shin jump around and throw confetti everywhere, with kazoo’s in their mouth.
“Whats going on here..” isaiah quietly says
“BOYS! BRING THIS GENTLEMAN SOME CLOTHES!!”
“ AY AY BOSS!” the other people quickly ran behind the wall all together
And Isaiah and Ramos look confused.
Shin quickly says; “ sooo isaiah.. Do you also wanna join? We could give you a free trial to try out my offer!”
“... sure. I'll take the free trial.” isaiah sighs
“Hey, cheer up! We also have free road trips!”
“ huh- i guess that's cool- but anyways why are you doing this..?”
“I’m bored- and I have nothing to do in life. Plus I want revenge on the SJA.”
“ See.. jee ay?” ramos says while looking at isaiah,
“Yep- sentinel justice agency.. Am I your translator now?”
“Hmmm”
The other people quickly came with the clothes and handed it gently to ramos
Ramos picks it up confused saying;
“What do I do with this..?”
“ eat it, duhh” isaiah said annoyed but then continued
“ of-course.. you wear it. Just how I told you to wear the jacket I gave you.”
Ramos squints their eyes at Isaiah and proceeds to try and ‘wear’ it.
“Hey.. why did you agree to wear the clothes he gave you and you didn't wear the jacket i gave you..”
“You smell bad.” Ramos says as he attempts to wear a shirt.
“Hm.”
Shin smiles brightly;” well this is really exciting!, you guys are my first honorary members~”
“ yeah.”
“Come on, show some positivity clyde!” shin happily says
“Ramos.” Ramos interrupts.
“Ehem anyways- first we need to teach you how to use a gun! Im assuming you don't know how to use a gu-"
Ramos pulls out a gun that was picked up earlier, out of nowhere saying
“You mean this thing? A gun?”
Isaiah looks at ramos in despair;
“ CLYDE WHERE THE HELL DID YOU BRING A GUN FROM-?”
“The guy from earlier dropped it..?”
“ARE YOU GOING TO PICK UP ANYTHING ‘ THE GUY FROM EARLIER DROPPED.?”
Ramos turns around to shin;
“Anyways continue.”
Shin sweats a bit while smiling lightly and scratching his head;
“I guess we just need to teach you how to use it-”
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