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Chapter 9: Demon Boar of Madness.

Chapter 9: Demon Boar of Madness.

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I licked the red liquid on my face.

It was warm, and tasted delicious...

“Urghhh… you’re quite strong, Pingy.”

Unfortunately, that was my own blood.

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“Oink!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you attacking me?” Pingy shouted in confusion.

A moment ago, I successfully landed a bite on her. But for some unknown reason, it failed to take her down, and she immediately retaliated with a powerful kick to my face.

My nose bled and I started seeing stars.

“Oink!!! I’m asking you!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Oink!???” - Pingy shouted again.

I knew it was rude not answering her…

But!

"In real life battles, waste no time on meaningless conversations!"

-Big brother-

And knowing that, I did a kick up, got back on my two feet and readied…

“[Quick feet]… ACTIVATE!”

Woosh! I dashed.

Closed the distance in 0.01 seconds!

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Headbutt!!!

“Oink!!!!”

Right to the nose!

Next!

“Heya!!!” Spinning kick!

“Oinkk!”

Smashed the face!

Next!

“Ora!!!” Double kick of spinning!!!

“Oinkkk!!!”

Right in the stomach!

And!

Finally!

Triple kick of spinning very fast!!!

“ORAAAAA!!!!”

CLANG!

My last kick sent Pingy flying, crashed to the iron cage and bent some bars. I then landed on all four and grabbed the grass below my feet to maintain balance.

“Hah-hah” Heavy breathing.

Yes! Victory!

That was what I thought.

But immediately after that, I realized.

I was so damn wrong!

“Ouch… It hurts… IT HURTS!... I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you, but you just got yourself into a very serious trouble you know?”

Pingy got up. Her body started to shake.

What???

How can she survive my spinning kick of death combo???

Her skin started to glow.

It was glowing pink, then turned red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then white, blue, purple…

And finally, black.

“You want to mess with me? Huh? You want to taste some shit, huh? HUH?

“BUNNY!”

BOOM!!!

The air around Pingy exploded!

Her body tripled in size.

The ground below her sunk with many cracks.

Her eyes shone brightly like the morning star

And the air she exhaled also had a dark color!

What?

What the hell is this?

What is this fucking power?

And what are those glowing th-

*Thud!*

Something hit my stomach.

“Blarghhh!” I vomited blood.

And before my brain could process what was going on,

“Blargh!”

Another hit landed!

Shit!

She’s too fast!

Can’t keep up!

One moment Pingy was right there ten meters away from me, the moment later, she was gone, and I found myself flying above the clouds.

But that was not all!

As I was falling back down, I saw it…

The shining things!

Fuck!

Tusks!!!

And not just two tusks, but hundreds of tusks all over her body!

Shit!

I’m going to be impaled!

Haha...

I fucked up…

Wooooshhhh!!! The sound of wind.

I was falling fast.

Shit…

When did I mess up?

Why is she so damn strong?

Woooooossssshhhhhhh!!!

She’s just two levels higher than me!

Wooooooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhh!!!

Just two le-

Wait!

WAIT!

WAITTTTT!!!!

“DIE!!! BUNNY!!!!! DIEEE!!!!”

“ALL STATS TO STRENGTH!”

BOOOM!!!

The sound of an explosion shook heaven and earth.

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“Hah...hah… finally…” I got up again on my two feet, my mind was hazy.

I could see my own bone pierced through the skin of my right arm and along with it, an incredible throbbing pain that made me want to scream my lungs out.

However, the adrenaline rush put a smile on my face.

“I won… nice fight!” I said and jumped off Pingy, who was knocked out unconscious and returned to normal.

After that,

Plop plop!

I pushed the bone back, then screamed “Arrrghhhhhh!!!!” as I twisted my arm back to its original state.

The two sticks and a rope that happened to be right nearby worked wonderfully as immobilizing tools.

“Hehe, now then…” I slowly walked towards Pingy.

But just when I was about to say “Thanks for the meal”, it happened.

Haha.

What a joke.

My vision then filled with darkness.