Edited by: Arthur300000

Falling through the portal was odd, it didn't make me feel nauseous and I'm still here, falling towards another fucking world. My life has gone to shit, but if that damn god was for real, and I know I wasn't dreaming, then I guess I really could change something about myself.

I felt something come to a halt as I was falling towards another portal outlet, or at least thats what I thought it should do. 

The next few seconds I felt a faint electrical charge go up my hand and was thrown into water.  

I Struggled with the water, but the water still wouldn't go down. After a short few seconds I found out that it was shallow.

Your battle with the water has given you a feeling of vigor!

+1 Vitality

?The fuck is this?   

Is this supposed to be a fucking game? And my battle with the water didn't make me feel shit! 

Wait a minute, a notification window? But how? Something like this shouldn't exist, technology isn't capable of that.

I'm not much of a video game person, but I'm sure there's something seen very often in role-playing games that charaters refer to as their build, if I'm right, this "status" or "stats" thing might exist. 

No, what the fuck am I thinking, something like that can't exist! I crossed my arms and focused on my thoughts. 

Okay, so first of all, I have been told by that god that I have been transported to this world, and that he had given us this gift. Could this be the gift as he called it? But he also said that whatever talents a person has would have a power based on it.

Hell, something like this is complicated, being thrown into another world so suddenly without being told what to do is like telling a man to shoot their precious dog Fluffy. I would never want to kill Fluffy if it ever came to it. 

Hm, judging the situation, by getting sucked into that portal and now that I'm all wet, maybe that "status" thing will work. 

Yeah, might work for fucking losers, I'm getting out of this fucking place. I got out all wet from what looked like a lake.

While taking off my white shirt to wring it as dry as I possibly can I decided to look around. 

I figured this lake would be surrounded in a forest, but this forest looked to be so abundant in plant life that almost seemed as if no had ever been here.

I could be wrong, but this place seemed really empty, I suppose a town or a city would be seen if I could just climb a tree, but I think I should figure out a bit about myself before doing something like that.

I don't feel any different, except the lingering electrical shock from my arm that I got from the portal.

If what happened in the portal didn't happen, I wonder if I would still be here. I plan to take this world by the horns with this newly attained power, once I know whatever the fuck it really is. 

I looked up, attempting to guess the time. Sadly it proved useless as I had no idea where north was, or if this new world even functioned the way earth did.

After sitting around for a bit trying to recollect my thoughts, I sprang up and started to looked around. 

The forest that surrounded me was thick, all I could see were trees and leaves, the skies were empty, and the lake was only about 12 metres wide. I couldn't hear a single thing within this area, so I took a mental note that sound was probably key to figuring out how to get out of this place.

The only other way of getting out of the forest was by climbing trees. 

The closest tree to me seemed pretty big, and had many branches on it, with the first foot on the ledge on its stump, I pushed forward to grab another branch higher up. I fucked up since I didn't see the moss on the tree stump, but that failure actually helped me fall onto a dirt path. 

I took in notice that this place was recently visited as the trails on the dirt path seemed recent... From like.. An hour ago?, this probably means that my observation skills are shit as well as my thinking skills since I was wrong about this place being empty.

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The uniformed orange prison pants that I wore were also wet but the day felt warm like summer, so I don't think it would be necessary to take them off. 

With a quick pace I began to walk on the path. 

The path didn't seem to be scary since this forest is covered with a lot of plant life, or maybe since I wear glasses all the time I couldn't see this path?

(*Fun Fact*: honestly I (The Author) actually do wear glasses if I never said so before, but this doesn't really have anything to do with the story :/ )

I had my thoughts go around my head as the boredom of walking this path was no different then taking a walk to the park. But it was a new thing to see, and I like to see new things, as long as it's not inconvienient. 

As walking the path was quite boring, I couldn't run because of my crap stamina, its been like that since I became a computer addict, and personally I think its somewhat of a problem.

Yet despite that I think I'll work on that later as walking right now seems to be better than wasting my energy running. I mean literally, If I had no energy to move after running on the path then I would be screwed now wouldn't I? 

I took in the idea that magic exists too, but I have my doubts because of how stupid it would sound, Ignorance sounds less stupid than magic.

Somehow though, I feel compelled to try something out, its just been bothering me, like a small itch on the area near your balls where no matter how many times you scratch it, it won't fucking leave. (If you're a woman.... I am terribly sorry)

I've seen it being done by monks and people who can do the "supernatural" on television, maybe trying something like that while I'm walking wont hurt. 

First, I started to focus on my hands just like what any other person would do on television, next the idea of "feeling" out your power was what I did next while I was walking. I kept on walking and trying to focus with effort as it wasn't easy, yet I tried to do it anyways. 

After the first few minutes of walking and trying the supernatural thing out, I started to feel something. As soon as I felt it, I came to an immediate stop. 

My face held a "What the fuck?" expression as I never really expected something like this to ever occur, I just thought it was something to do for fun just so I didn't get bored. Does magic really exist? or was that feeling something else? 

Without noticing it, I started to hear some noise coming from behind me, I turned around to see a person riding some type of old ass horse-drawn carriage shit. I came to realize that this was my chance to raise my arms and hope they take me. 

. . . 

I was right on hoping they would take me because they took me.

"So, where´re you coming from?" The person that was asking me was a farmer, his carriage looked sturdy enough to hold lots of people. The only problem about this is that we are travelling with cow shit on the back. As long as I don't touch his hands or touch him I'll be fine.

"I'm from...Um... Ur...al.. Fuck" (Note: Pronouced Yurallfuck... Not you though, just the people in the story :3) I didn't have anything in my mind to say where I really was from, so a foreign random name would best suite the situation... But I didn't really plan this, it was actually my mistake to say fuckers.

"Oh, so it seems you're out from the country aren't you?" The man seemed to be a jolly person, despite my crappy acting he didn't seem to notice. 

"Er yeah, I come from the city Uralfuck, in the west continent" I'm not fucking planning this, fuck thinking.

"You're coming from the demon continent? thats pretty impressive knowing that many don't come from there alive" The man had a glint in his eye as he spoke... He fucking knows. 

"Alright, you probably already figured out that I'm lying is that it?" 

"Yeah, it was obvious from the way you dressed that you're not from these parts, and a place like Uralfuck doesn't even exist!" This guy is smarter than I thought. 

I sighed, "this is going to be a long day isn't it?" 

"Yep"