{1 hour earlier}

(OK, got a god item and 6 more hours to go)

{As I had continued on my lovely piece of shit excuse of a quest, I noticed in the distance a carriage on the side of the dirt path.}

”oh shit a carriage … man fuck this shitty carriage I need a class”

{I walk past the carriage}

“HEY YOU!”

(You didn’t hear anything just keep walking)

“HEY! I SAID HEY!”

(It’s the wind, just the angry loud and annoying wind)

“Hey, Boss, I don’t think he can hear us”

“No shit, I can see he can’t hear”

“Would you like me to try yelling?

“No, just *sigh* just kill him, I don’t really care that much anymore

“Got it Boss”

“And stop calling me boss, people are gonna keep assuming we’re bandits or something, we’ll give the guild a bad rep”

“But don’t you have seniority? I kept calling you Senpai but you told me to stop calling you that as well.

“Listen I don’t know what that name means but whenever I hear anyone say it, I get the urge to just lie on the ground and cringe, got it?”

“Ok , hey should I go kill that guy or should we just wait for the contact?”

“ I don’t care the contact is late anyways let’s just him and steal his stuff or... fuck, wanna just talk to the guy, like what the hell is he even doing out here in beginner gear, the man’s either bored or wants to die, how he even survived out here is a damn thinker by itself, bloody-all these annoying ass burnt through another one of my spears”

“Huhu, that’s why magic is the way to go-wow that guy is really fast we need to catch up.

By the power and will of the spirit of my, own may I cease another’s movement ”

“The fuck, why cant I-”

*Blip*

^Player has been initiated in combat, enact self defense to stay alive.

(Those motherfucking bastards). “HEY FUCK OFF I”M WALKING HERE EH!!!”

(Fuck, who the fuck are these guys?)

“Whoa there, we just wanted to talk but you kept walking, thought you were deaf or something, Ah, I’m and this is my partner do you mind if we were to ask you some things to pass the time?”

(What the fuck is this guys deal, he fucking freezes me just to ask to have a conversation? Is this guy fucking mental? Fuck it if he wanted me dead they both would’ve done the deed by now, more the merrier)

“Yeah, fine, sure, just undo the spell and we can go, and make haste I’m in a hurry.”

“AH, well ‘bout that, that's gonna be a problem since it’s a spell normally used in raids to stop bosses and since we really didn’t know what threat you would have posed to the both of us, I kinda, didn’t, hold back.”

“Sure whatever you didn’t kill me so how long am I stuck like this?”

“Bout 10 minutes”

*the biggest sigh*

“Be grateful, we were about to just kill due to the sheer lack of ANYTHING TO DO HERE, but went and struck up this conversation instead because WHY NOT.”

“You didn’t need to give exposition you know, it would’ve come up in conversation naturally.

“Yeah, I don’t know why I said that, that’s odd”.

(Is this guy a fucking dumbass)

*still frozen* “Well since we have about 9 min left, what brings you two inept gentlemen to this, well, ?

*Blip*

^Player has achieved the Naming Sense HMQ(High-Main Quest) and has thus, as a result of the completion, given the path the name , No rewards given.

“Oh shit, the trail wasn’t even named, well how bout that, we really are in the boonies.”

(Fuck just happened?)

“What just happened?”

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“Ha, the guy’s really a Greenie, doesn't even know what he just did”

“wut I do?”

“You my guy, have just made your mark on history. You my guy have just named a path that almost every powerful person will walk in the coming year. Congrats”

“Wait so I just named a path, can everyone just name anything that isn’t already named?”

“YUUUP”

“Is it rare to name something?”

“Not really but at the same time yes, there are many named areas and pieces of land, buildings, paths, caves, dungeons ,etc. However don’t feel discouraged, it is still a commendable achievement, especially since you had the decency to name it something other that a sex joke”

“wut”

“OH YES, I just love visiting the that swamp is always THICK WITH MUSK”

“sometimes I wonder why the gods gave all the authority to name”

(I’am so glad I’m less human that these two)

“Wait earlier you said that there would be some people walking this path in the coming year, what did you mean by that?”

“huh, well let’s just say this is the fastest way to a place quite high tier in the world, ya’know? It’s like a line that JUST threads the needle between mountain ranges and rivers and large plateaus, also the distance from the nearest city isn’t all too far away”

“It’s not as fast with a but the way via carriage or mount is way faster than the other paths”

“Where did you 2 come from?”

*Visibly Confused* “, where did you start off at?”

“uhh technically a cave”

“Technically?”

“Well I spawned in a cave and tried to kill myself to get to a correct spawn point but kept reappearing in the cave”

“How many times did you die?”

“Like 3 times?”

“How long did it take you to respawn?”

“is there a time limit?”

“...”

(Why are they looking at me like that?)

“Are you a ?”

“Wut”

(Fucks a

“Are you a or ?”

“these sound like powerful classes, I still don't have one”

“...”

“WHAT!?”

(Loud)

“MY GUY, when you die there's like a weird thing that happens when you get turned into a ball and float around till you catch a view at your corpse and go back into it, YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT HAPPEN?”

“was I supposed too?”

“OK you kinda just failed to describe the ritual, but on another note, you must’ve been trapped down there for some time seeing how those 3 deaths must’ve taken some time, no?”

“I mean it was all in the span of like 18 hours so yeah it took a while”

“...”

“wut”

“You can only die once a day are you sure you just weren’t delirious?”

“You know I may have been”

“Hooo~ and I thought for a sec you may have surprised us for the, what like the 3rd time? Damn my guy how did you get past the ritual?

“I have no-Hey who's that?”

*step step step*

“Yo Yo how’s it goin’?”

“You're late, by like 2 hours, what took you?”

“Well It took awhile to get here on foot since my mount got killed a couple days back, but all that matters is that I’m here now”

“Let’s head out it’s getting dark and we don’t want to be caught without shelter, thanks for conversing with us and have a safe trip to wherever you’re heading too.”

“How much longer until I can move?”

“Bout another 20-30 sec”

“Who’s this,uh, minimalistic looking companion of yours?”

“No one just met him on the trail, let’s get moving we have a bit more ground to cover until the next town, and you-”

(Me?)

“Good luck on your way to your destination”

(Why is he being so...vague?)

“You as well kind stranger”

*grin*, “heh we’ll be on our way, keen stranger”

“Peace”

(Gotta get the hell out of here and find a hidey hole)

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“Who was that?”

“A deadman”

“Regretfully so”

“Yo you guys don’t have to be so fucking mysterious you’know? You can just tell me it’s not like I really care anyway, it was just an easy conversation topic.”

“OK then, Hey remember when you walked into ?”

“ ABAABBAAA, you agreed not to speak of that event!”

“Not our fault you believed , “OHH I need bear hide for my amor, where are bears” , “Go to duuuh”, that was a good day”

“HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IS JUST A MEETING SPOT FOR GAY DUDES?!”

“It’s in the name bro-wait who’s that?”

“I don’t know but they don’t look like the other guy”

“Treat them as hostile or friendly?”

*grins*

{With the flash of teeth and glow of Scarlet eyes on a figure hidden behind a Hooded Veil that stretches to the ground, it sends chills down the 3 mens backs}

“Hostile Danger level unknown, engage with caution and be ready to run away at a moment's notice, keep movements to a minimum and attack like your life depends on it, which it may. Walk slow, ready your spells, buffs and weapons and-ITO!!!”

{Just as Qonvesor is about to finish his orders a mist envelopes the figure and escapes the vision of the group}

With keen view of reason and spirits from before a time of struggle and hatred I call upon those who see all

( Where are they?)

“SAI ON YOUR LEFT!”

{Like a gust of wind hitting a leaf the figure strikes down on Sai with twin daggers he blocks but due to the strength difference he is launched back towards Ito, as the figure disappears into another shroud of mist}

“MOTHERFUCKER, Ugh fuck, QONVESOR, THEY USE 2 DAGGERS AND ATTACKS LIKE AN ASSASIN BUT HITS LIKE A WARRIOR,THEY’RE!-”

“THEY’RE A MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRE!!! ITO and I’LL HOLD THEM UNTIL YOUR READY, SAI IF THEY TRY TO MAKE A MOVE ON ITO DEFEND HIM WITH ALL YOU HAVE, AND DRINK ONE OF THE POTIONS-!!!”

{Wth a sudden movement Qonvesor slams the ground with his spear and shatters all terrain within a 45ft radius, the tremor stuns the figure just enough to have it visible to the naked eye}

“”

^You have Cast Strength, Agility, and Spirit increased by 10%

{Readying a stance Qonvesor launches toward the Vampire and stabs at their thigh, though like a fish in water they move and stab down on Qonvesor’s back}

“”

{Within the last second of the attack about to pierce Qonvesor’s back, he seemingly slides to the right of his foe and deals a large jab straight into their chest and it knocks them back towards Sai and Ito}

“SHIT, SAI HEADS UP!!!”

{Surprised Sai takes his dagger and short sword and ready’s and the seemingly limp figure is coming at him at high velocity}

*closes eyes*

{With the casting of Sai’s ability time seemingly slows for his surroundings}

“

{Within what felt like 10 seconds Sai unleashed 7 direct slashes to the figure, after the 7th strike the figure is then trapped in a bright light}

“In the name of the creator of all that is bright pass judgement on this demon and shackle them to receive retribution

For all those who have suffered by the hand of this demon of the night pass judgment for their transgressions against the innocent

{With the shine of light surrounding the Vampire their movements cease only for a moment as almost immediately after the Vampire is bound, a ray of light from strikes the Vampire}

“AAAAAAAA EEEEEEEE GHHH”

“With all that connects the realms of old to the first seed that sprouts the beginning of all that binds the creations of the first seed do the remnants of past beseech this one’s vessel with the authority of manipulation

{As Ito finishes his chant a wooden root 2x the size of Qonvesor’s spear puncture the chest of the Vampire and with that final attack the figure erupts into a piles of ash and smoke, the only remnants of the Vampire are its Fangs, Amor, and Weapons}