^Nearest City Illuvia is 50000 Meters away

^You have activated the hidden quest would you like to accept? Y/N

"...I'm going to the bathroom"

1 pissed piss LATER

"Yes"

^You have accepted the Hidden Quest

^It seems you have encountered a great distance of land that must be crossed with a set goal, you will need to use your head, to plan for your long journey ahead, take the first steps of your path from point A to Point B, being the Starting Kingdom of Illuvia.

^Make your way to Illuvia without dying a single time

(Ok if the average walking speed of a human being on a steady flat surface is 5 kilometers and hour then…)

“10.Motherfucking.Hours”

(AND I have to do that shit without dying a single time*mental sigh*)

{4 hours later}

{As I have some thoughts on my life, and what I may have done wrong in the past to offend anyone to deserve this, I see the first man-made building since the start of my quest}

{It’s a Large Building resembling a Merchant’s tent, no windows, just a sign that says, “The Genie's Lamp”, I think it’s a bar? Or like a really shitty store.}

(Imma get in that shit)

{As I walk towards the store I pull what seems to be some linen cloth to try to enter, but that just seemed to cover a very detailed and carefully polished black metal door with a golden handle}

{I enter the weird...store?}

^Y̸̡̲͓̠͈̰̖̗̝͓̎̈́́̎̀͝͝ǫ̵̯̠͉̯̙̖̣̼͖̳̰̀́̔̃̀́͛̋̍̍́͝ͅu̴̢͕̳̦͔͕͇͖͓͉̳̯̤̘̾̽͛̇̈́̑͝͠͝ ̵̡̨̺̪̘̞͍̮̥̋̃̈́̍̿̋h̶̨̼̲̯̪͙̏̒̂͗̈͂̾̍̓̏̍͊̀͝ȃ̵̺̥͙̩̬̰̫̜̗͐͐͑̇͌͘͜͠v̴͍̥̯̯̓̓̂̾̎̆͂͝ê̸̛̱̘̞̦͕̅̈́̏̍͊͘͜ ̴̡̡͇͚̼̱̙̮͓̓̏͜m̵̡̛̤̳̖̤̹̞̜̈́̈́̓͐͝͠e̵̛̬͚͆̑̉̑̀͂͘t̶̫͇̫͉͙̼̻̯̣̯̥̭̔͒̌́̀̎̀̀̾̈́̇̚ ̶̡͚̝͍̬̘̺̜́̎̈͒̌̓̓͐̌t̵̡͖̖̙͖͓͚͔̦̜̳͊̍̅͜͠h̶̬̖̫̮͚̮͎̱̙̅̀̒̋̕ḙ̶͕̖͎̜̗̣̩̘̣̦̲̇́̂̀̑̄̅͝͝͝ͅ ̴̮̯́̈́̒̇̉̇͗͆͗͝͝ř̴̡͍̬̬̹̰̫̯̞̺̺̀̾̈́͗̆́̈́̔̊̎̊e̵͕̥̻̞̰̽͗͝q̴̛̝̙̤̱̼͔̮̮̥̟̹̮̝͋̓̓͜u̷̧̨̱̠̙͉̙̗̜̲͇̪̺͆̓͐̍̚ͅi̵̢̦̼͓̯̤͔͙͍̖̮̯̲̬̒̃̂̋̒͗͜r̶͈̗͍͙͓͚̞̭̹̠̬̳̍͐͝ͅe̶͙͚͛̌̏͐̈́̈́́̚m̴̛̭̆̋͑̆̈̓͂͊̋̓̽̚ę̶̢͓̼͙̫̯͓̝̣̳͂̓̆́̆̚ñ̷̨͚̬̮̘̽̋͛̀̀̾̓̾̅̉̒̀͜͝͝t̶̮͐̋͑̄̾̏̈́̋̿̀͝ ̶̤͖̗̂ţ̴̡͍̘͚̮̦̟̱̹͐̍̈́̍͌̈́̌̃o̸̡̭͍̘̿̌̈́ ̶̥̠̟̝͙̪̬̤̆̍̓̓̀̓̃̈̏͘̕͝͝ę̷̰̱̩̮̫͙̲͓̔͑̽͊̀́̎̉̿̆̅̍̓͝ͅǹ̴̢̥͚̝̤̻͚͚̫̋͛̓͒̌̍̓͂̀̈́̾̚ͅt̶̻̆́̊͛̿͌̓̒̏͑̈́͝͝͝e̸̢̙͕͓̻͈͕͙͑̿́͌̾̾̎͛͌͘͘͜r̶͍̠̤̺̼̩͖͌̆͆́͑͊̎̑͘͜ ̵̳̾͛͑̔̄o̵̡̨̧̧̳͉̹̬̱̹͙̘̹̮͔͊̈́̽̓́ư̴̡̡̳̯̗͍̹̻̪̤̩̬͊͊̿͝r̸͕͐͗̄̂ ̷̢̛̗̻͔̫͖̯̜̯̳͖̂͊̉̅̈́̾̏͘͝Ḛ̸͔͈͎̙̘͚̾̈́̒̇́͋̐̉́̆͆̂͂̎m̷̩̥͇̦̭͂̔̃̓̆̀͛̾̂͝p̶̡̩̖̺͈̜̐̌̏ȯ̸̞͍̦̼̜͌̃͋͗̍̈̇̀̊r̴̖̗̝̫̲̓̍̓i̷̡̪̫̰͉̩̤̳͍̪̖̳̪̜̼͊̽̆͋͒͛̍̆̈̉́ȗ̷̢̩̭͆̐̿͜ͅm̷͓̙̎̂̔̀́̾̃͒͘

(What?)

{Just then a man wearing a white mask resembling a matte white mask, greets from behind a desk that stretches from the left wall to the right, behind him are; Bottles, Items and consumables I can only imagine taste good even in a game }

[Masked man]”Fuck are you doing here so early?”

”What?”

[Masked Man]”Are you deaf retard? I said the FUCK are you doing here so early?!”

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”I was just walking by and saw the sign”

[Masked Man]”Let me rephrase, how did you get in?

”I just pulled the door open and walked through”

[Masked Man]”No shit dipfuck, I wasn’t asking how to open a door, I want to know how you got in my place when you’re still Lvl 5”

”Well excuse me Mr.Mask, but when I… how do you know my level?”

[Masked Man]”Stop dodging the question and answer me, was it hacking? A movement glitch? V-Clipping!?”

”No, I just opened the door and when I did some glitchy ass text came up and said I met the requirements to enter the, Emporium?

[Masked Man]”Alright, well we didn't think there would be a glitch this bad so I'm just gonna kick you out for now, CY@”

{Jahil is then launched out the door after the Masked Man waves his hand and skids a good 10 meters away}

(What the fuck was with that spaz?)

“Imma go back in”

(Cuz I want to)

{I enter}

”Hey asshole I wanna talk”

{Just then the Masked Man reappears from behind the desk and says}

[Masked Man]”So it wasn’t a glitch, hmm well since the system didn’t auto-ban you, I welcome you to my Emporium, I’am Alexander and I hope to be of service”

(What in the... what’s with the mood change?)

”uh thanks, Hey, why did I get thrown out in the first place?”

[Alexander]”I thought you were a hacker”

” Why would you think that?

[Alexander]”You are Lvl 5 with 24 skills, how could you not expect me to accuse you of hacking”

”I thought those were just effects not skills.

[Alexander]” Well do they level up, do they consume mana, and do they take a shit ton of time to learn?

(Could probably get in some real big trouble if I answer this wrong)

”Yeah, these all apply”

[Alexander]”Then congrats you’re the first to enter the Emporium. So what’ll it be?”

”Huh” 

[Alexander]”Oh yeah they didn’t announce yet, since you’re the first I'll let you in on a secret. I’m a merchant who sells things that will have only existed in the

and are described at the [Beginners Mural] at the [Cathedral of Beginnings] I’m also 1 of 7 Great Lords stationed to guard the outer rim of the world, I’m also the strongest so don’t fuck with me, got it?

”Yeah”

[Alexander]”Cool beans, So whaddya wanna buy, hell since you’re the first I’ll give it to ya for free, but you’re limited to consumables only, hell even if you could call them that.

(oooo free shit)

”What do you have that I can take?”

[Alexander]”Ah, lets see.”

{Alexander then looks around the store and check behind him and pulls out 3 consumables,

ItemType[Repair Tool]

Item Info. A piece of history passed down from a legend but only a fragment of a greater whole. Use only once to fully repair any weapon to pristine state, no matter how broken, or rusted, it will be as good as new, while also giving a small chance to upgrade the base stats of said weapon ,and an even smaller chance at improving the quality of said weapons unique skills.

ItemType[Healing]

Item Info. A tear from the Goddess of light Illuvia herself shed only during her times as a before ascension, when applied to a wound it will instantly raise that person's health to max but can only be used in succession with diminishing returns, until 1 hour has passed    After taking only 1 Tear that person’s health is maxed After a 2nd one before the cooldown has stopped only half is given, but the cool down timer remains After a 3rd tear is applied before the cooldown has ended only a quarter of health is given

Etc.

ItemType[Consumable/Stat]

Item Info. A small red gem meant to be consumed, only given to those who prove themselves Champion in the [Colosseum of Legends] Will award a hefty permanent stat increase of ,+15 Strength, +15 Agility, and +15 Spirit when competing in the [Colosseum of Legends]

[Alexander]”So which one ya want”

”...Holy shit”