Just when I was about to gloat over someone else's misfortune, I suddenly realized that I was also naked.
My gear is missing too?
"Hey, where's my gear?"
Before I became confused, I still remembered some things. I threw the golden breastplate on the ground, but now, the ground is clean and there is nothing on it.
Now I really became a victim.
I reached out and pulled the quilt around my waist, and yawned: "Are you too tired last night? How about we sleep a little longer?"
"Fuck your sister!" Rose Coco shook her fist at me.
Of course, what I saw was not only her fist, but also the breasts next to her fist, which were small but at least A cup.
Little sister, are you seducing me?
Rose Coco also realized that what she was doing was inappropriate, and she looked around but couldn't find any excuse.
I laughed dryly: "The weather seems to be good today!"
"Shut up!" Rose Coco suddenly reached out and grabbed the quilt around my waist.
"Hey, I found it first!" With only this piece of fig leaf left, how could I let you go? I reached out and grabbed the quilt. You are not qualified to compete with me in strength, girl!
Rose Coco yelled, "You damn bastard, let me go!"
Then, she cheated!
Oh, cheating means that while pulling the quilt with her hands, she stretched out her beautiful legs, and this beautiful leg hit me right in the crotch.
I was sweating profusely.
Sure enough, the lower abdomen is indeed one of the weakest parts of the human body.
-6666
Another string of auspicious numbers!
Damn it. Because of the pain, I let go of my hand. Rose Coco got the quilt and quickly wrapped herself up.
I had no fig leaf left, so I picked up the bronze mirror on the table and covered a certain part of myself.
"Where is my equipment?" Rose Coco said with a dark face, as if she wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible.
"Ahem, I'm really the victim this time!" I took away the bronze mirror: "Big sister, don't you see that I'm naked too?"
Rose Coco snorted coldly and said, "Is it your wild boar? Find it for me!"
Then I remembered that it might have been stolen by Xiaodong .
Oh no, the little thing likes to eat gold equipment so much, now the rebound gold equipment on me will be gone.
Xiao Dongdong , you stupid pig, are you kidding me?
I was so anxious that I completely forgot that I was still naked.
I ran downstairs anxiously, and when I was about to open the door, I suddenly heard footsteps outside.
Look through the crack in the door.
I feel so disappointed.
The boss is back.
If the boss came back and saw me, oh, I mean, I saw me naked, I don't know what would happen.
Will she fall in love with me at first sight and pledge herself to me?
Who are you kidding? The possibility is zero! If she sees a man walking naked in her room like this, she will probably slap me to death, right?
I didn't even have the chance to say a word to her before I died in her hands. Isn't that a loss?
This is bad.
you damn little thing ? When I don’t call you, you jump on my head every day. Now that I need you, where have you been fooling around?
I remember that there were no sows or cabbages in Qingfeng Village?
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The boss's footsteps were getting closer and closer, so I had to run back in a hurry.
At this time, Rose Coco covered herself tightly with the boss's quilt and walked back and forth barefoot. Seeing me running back in a hurry, she said angrily, "Where is my equipment? What's going on? Is the system crazy?"
The system seems to be really screwed up.
In the game "Tian Yi", no matter you are a male or female player, after taking off all your equipment, you will be left with underwear.
Now all the clothes, including underwear, are gone, and Rose Coco can't be blamed for saying that.
"Well, if the boss really comes and she sees the two of us in her room, we're done!"
"What are you talking about?" Rose Coco was stunned and asked.
He didn't have time to explain to her and reached out to untie the quilt she had just tied around her waist.
Rose Coco frowned and took a few steps back, saying, "What the hell are you doing?"
I laughed dryly: "Stop playing around and give the things back to them!" Then I pulled hard and pulled out the quilt that she had worked so hard to make, and put it on the boss's bed.
Then, the sound of the boss's footsteps was heard at the stairs.
Oh no, she was coming up. I picked up the naked Rose Coco and we both rolled under the bed.
"Hey, what are you doing? What do you want to do to me?" He reached out and pinched my nose.
"Hey, don't touch it, your nose is very precious!"
The footsteps outside became more and more urgent. Then, they came back.
I also heard the sweet voice of the big boss, like an oriole: "Strange, I remember folding the quilt when I left!"
I was sweating profusely. Boss, do you really have to have such a good memory?
Maybe it was because Rose Coco was standing outside naked for too long, her body was cold . Mine was different. I was sweating because of worry and fear. Although it was cold sweat, my body was very hot.
heat touches cold, where ice touches fire , there is a frequent sensation of electric shock.
Afraid that Rose Coco would talk nonsense, I covered her mouth with one hand and pinched her chest with the other.
I explained, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to take advantage of you, I'm..." I thought for a long time but couldn't think of an excuse, so I just made up a lie, "I just don't have anywhere to put it, you don't mind, right?"
Rose Coco didn't say anything, it seems she didn't mind. Uh, well, she was blocked by me so she couldn't speak.
I put my mouth next to her ear and whispered, "I don't know how to explain it to you. Anyway, we must not let her find out, otherwise, she will kill us! The boss of Qingfeng Village is actually her."
Seeing Rose Cocoa was indifferent, I threatened her: "If the player is killed by her, he will become a wild monster!"
Rose Coco opened her eyes wide and looked at me coldly.
Haha, I'm scared!
I released my hand from her mouth and she gasped softly.
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Now that things have come to this, I might as well tell you that, in fact, I am the victim!"
"Were you a player before?" Rose Coco asked in a low voice.
I whispered, "Yes, I used to be a player, but I offended this female boss. She killed me, and when I woke up again, I turned into a wild monster. This is my biggest secret. I'm telling you now because we already did it."
I was transformed from a player into a wild monster only because I coveted the boss lady's proud breasts. It has nothing to do with the boss's good wife. However, my life is at stake, so I have to apologize to the boss's good wife first. I believe that she will forgive me once she becomes my wife.
Sure enough, after listening to what I said, and combining it with some of my habits and catchphrases that she had seen that were undoubtedly similar to those of players, Rose Coco was finally fooled by me.
Then, she trembled. I was stunned and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I go offline? Oh no, I can't go offline. Is your boss targeting me? Uncle, I don't want to become like you!" Rose Coco shook her body instinctively.
In the game "Tian Yi", players cannot take the initiative to go offline when attacked by wild monsters . I didn't attack her now? The boss is so far away from us, it's even more impossible! For a moment, I didn't know how to explain it.
Suddenly, the boss's voice was heard outside: "This half-unlit vanilla looks strange. Was it arranged by Xiao Shangzi? Haha, then I'll have some to try!"
Uh, don’t click!
However, I could only shout a few words in my heart under the bed.
Also, who is Xiao Shangzi? If you remove the "zi" at the end, why does it sound so much like my nickname?
Xiao Shangzi, the more you listen, the more he sounds like a eunuch serving the Empress.
This Xiao Shangzi she mentioned might really be her servant. I felt a chill in my heart. Was she kidding me?
Then a strange fragrance wafted over.
Wow, what a wonderful taste.
"Uncle, your body is so hot, uh, take your dirty hands away first!" Rose Coco said, and reached out to grab the hand that was pinching her.
I was a little embarrassed and was about to apologize, but I saw her take my hand from her right thing and put it on her left thing.
Um, no need to measure the size, they are all the same!
"Uncle, come quickly while we are awake!"
Come on, what are you doing?
Then, Rose Coco stretched out her hands and moved my face next to her cheek, and she also closed her eyes.
Rose Coco is so beautiful with her eyes closed.
Well, there was a line in a movie that said that when a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her.
Haha, the fortune teller said that I would have a romantic encounter this year, and it seems she was right !
I leaned forward and our lips touched.
Her lips were cold and sweet.
Then I heard a rough, long, yet magnetic cry.
I pulled my tongue out of Rose Coco's mouth and reminded her, "Hey, Coco, don't shout so loudly, there are people outside!"
Rose Coco laughed and said, "You are so stupid. How can I shout out when my mouth is blocked by you?"
I reached out and patted my forehead. It seemed that my head hit the little thing . The sound was clearly coming from outside.
That is the voice of the boss.
The effect of the medicine, oh no, it's the effect of the vanilla that took effect.
The boss, haha, a top-level gold boss who possesses a purple artifact, could actually fall into the trap.
Fortunately, I have a lot of this herb in my bag, otherwise it would have been wasted.
But I don’t know if the boss will have a seizure if no one is with him.
Should I risk my life to accompany a gentleman?
Suddenly, Rose Coco's lips came closer again. She also pushed my legs apart with her knees.
What kind of plane is this?
Rose Coco reached out and patted me on the head: "Come on? What are you doing?"
Me? What kind of plane am I?
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