"I'll use this dagger for a few days, is that okay?" I continued, "When you reach a higher level, I'll give it to you as a gift, okay?"
The proprietress didn't say anything, just hummed!
Are you unwilling? Without me, you will never get the advanced acceleration skills!
I gestured with a dagger and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
The lady boss shook her head and said, "It's okay. You can't help me with anything in real life."
Something in real life? Is it a family dispute?
As far as I can remember, I seldom saw the owner of the Internet cafe when I went there. But the owner's wife was always working diligently in the Internet cafe and making a living by budgeting carefully.
"Tell us what you have to say, we can find a way to solve it!" I could only comfort her, what else could I say?
The lady boss shook her head and said, "Okay, thank you so much for today!" Then she lowered her head , looked at the grass under the Skeleton Forest , and took a deep breath: "It's so fun to play games!"
She said that if she was happy playing games, then her life must be unhappy. But she was also right. The boss was not at home all day, and the boss's wife was alone with the children. She didn't even have anyone to talk to. How could she be happy? Besides, she must have that need! Thinking about it , I was actually a little dry-mouthed. I stared at the boss's wife's huge breasts, which were surging. Actually, if you have any unspeakable secrets, you might as well tell me. I don't have any other skills, but I am still a serious man. I believe that I can meet other people's requirements! Especially yours: "Why are you being polite to me? We are friends!"
"I'm going offline, monk!"
Monk? Uh, why do you call me that?
I pointed at my most conspicuous sideburns as the head of the hall and said, "I don't look like a monk at all, do I? If you say that, I will be left without a wife!"
The lady boss chuckled and tapped me on the head with her hand: "You talk about women all the time, you must have never seen a woman before!"
Oh, that’s it, just use your little hands to guide me as much as you want!
"I have seen you, Xue Ru, haven't I?"
"Hmph, you call me by my nickname and I call you by your nickname, so we're even!" The proprietress said cunningly while fiddling with her nails.
"Well, my nickname is not Heshang!" I protested dissatisfiedly: "You can call me Xiaoshang, Ahshang, but you can't call me Heshang!"
"Okay, monk, I'm going offline!"
Khan, still a monk.
What? She's going offline. She's burning bridges again. Oh, and I don't ask for anything in return. I was a little reluctant to hear that she was going offline.
"Are you anxious? It's only a few hours now!"
"I...I have other things to do. I will definitely call you when I go online next time!" The proprietress said, "I am going back to Sihai Town to log off. What about you?" She reached out and touched her white neck, and said, "How about, come back to Sihai Town with me and log off together!"
Can I go offline? Maybe never!
Can I enter the city? I am a wild monster, can I enter the city? If I enter the city, will the NPC soldiers spare me?
I smiled bitterly and shook my head, saying, "Xue Ru, then, then you should slow down!"
The boss lady giggled and saw my distressed look, she misunderstood me and thought that I was upset because I didn't get the reward.
He smiled and said, "Okay, monk, today I will let you have some meat!"
Um?
Before I could react, the charming face of the proprietress suddenly appeared in front of me.
Her eyes were like spring water, bottomless. I only saw my shadow growing bigger in her eyes. Her high nose bridge was like a beautiful jade, smooth and beautiful. Her breath sprayed on my face. Her face was like a peach blossom, blooming in the cold and dilapidated skeleton forest, making the whole skeleton forest full of spring. Her red lips were delicate and beautiful, and these delicate and beautiful red lips were like orchids, exuding an intoxicating fragrance.
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And all these scents were sprayed on my thick lips.
Is she going to kiss me?
I swallowed. My mouth was quite dry , so I wanted to moisten my throat with some water.
Suddenly, the proprietress put her hand on my face, squatted on the ground and started laughing.
"What are you doing?" I looked at her a little angrily. The duck is already in your hand, do you want it to fly away?
The lady boss smiled and shook her head, saying, "I can't do it anymore. As soon as I saw your face, I just couldn't hold on any longer. Hey, at least you should restore your true form so I can kiss you!"
I would like to restore my true form, but it's not that easy!
No, if you don't kiss me today, you can't leave, you damn devil, you aroused my interest, but it's not that easy for you to run away!
"No, come quickly!" I reached out to grab her.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't mess around!" The proprietress dodged.
accelerate!
The advanced acceleration made her run away quickly as if she had the ability to move lightly.
As she walked, she said, "You little bastard, when did you become a human being? Come and take advantage of me again!"
What? Don't I look like a human?
Okay, I'm a little uglier, my mouth is a little bigger, my hair, no, it's my beard that's a little longer, and my belly is a little bigger, but all the hall masters of Qingfeng Village look like this, can you blame me?
However, the proprietress did not stay, but disappeared on the road like a wisp of smoke.
Such a fast acceleration! I guess in "Tian Yi", the proprietress might be the first person to upgrade the acceleration to a high level!
After I left, there were constant complaints from players in the Skeleton Forest.
"Shit, I received a mission to hunt down the traitor Ouyang Wudi. I searched the entire Skeleton Forest but couldn't find him. What should I do? I finally reached level 20, but I can't find this bastard. Didn't he often barbecue around a bonfire before?"
"Fuck it! I've been looking for it for a whole day and I can't find it. Is the system crazy?"
"Brother, please stop talking. You guys didn't find him anyway, but I did. I had already negotiated with him, but when I was about to hand in the task, he suddenly disappeared. Isn't that infuriating?"
"Bullshit! Our team told me that without the speed-up skill, I'd be kicked out of the team!"
"You guys are not miserable enough, I am miserable. I lost a level in order to complete the task. I gritted my teeth and paid someone to come over. I paid the price, but I couldn't find the guy. I am even more miserable!"
After today, under the joint protest of many thief players, the official gave a painful conclusion: Ouyang Wudi has become history due to an accident. It is very regrettable for the inconvenience caused to everyone, but this skill is available in the skill book of the store, and players can buy it with money! .
"What about an accident? What about my skills? Buy your sister, give me 100 gold coins?"
Afterwards, the official never gave any explanation, which really upset many rogue players. However, as a popular profession in the game, rogues have not been abandoned because of this, and many new players are still flocking to it! This is a later story!
Of course, as the initiator of this disaster, I did not realize the seriousness of the situation at the moment. I was humming a little tune, trying hard to recall the taste of the proprietress's red lips, and walking towards the village.
In Qingfeng Village, which profession is the coolest?
Ahem, they all looked ferocious, and I was so anxious! I really regretted not eating with the baby when she went to the room to feed!
There is no medicine for regret in the world, but perhaps if it weren’t for the coincidence, the boss lady would not have become my friend.
This world is very unfair and has never been fair. If I were still that poor boy who had to pay 100 yuan in installments, how could I make friends with the boss lady?
Fortunately, I am now quite strong in the game and can help her level up. Otherwise, what can I talk to her about ?
There were no stars in the night sky, and I was a little impatient. I didn't pay attention to the road and bumped into someone.
Just as I was about to curse and order my younger brothers to kill him, I was stunned. The person standing in front of him was the boss!
The boss was still wearing a green dress and a green long skirt, with her hair hanging down to her shoulders and a veil covering her face.
I was still feeling unhappy about her leaving me in Qingfeng Village during the day, so when I saw her in person, I naturally couldn't help but greet her: "What the hell are you doing, you damned woman? I almost confessed under your bed during the day, but you got up in the middle of the night, ran outside the village, and stole a man!"
When I said this, I completely forgot that to the boss, I was just an ordinary passerby!
The boss lady listened to me but it was the same as not listening to me.
Damn reputation, when can I talk to her!
Grass!
I looked at the man I bumped into. He was more than eight feet tall, handsome, fair-skinned , with a thick beard . He walked slowly into the mansion.
What a pale face, could it be Ximen Qing? Bah, bah, bah , this is the Tang Dynasty, how can there be Ximen Qing!
He looks so weak and can't stand steadily! He must like to masturbate at night, which is why he looks like this.
He has a handsome appearance and is obviously a good material for practicing the Sword Manual of Exorcism. What a good material! It would be a waste if he didn't learn the "Sunflower Manual". Instead, he had to come to my Qingfeng Village at night to harass my wife!
He held a guqin in his right arm. Could it be that this was a side effect of practicing the "Sunflower Manual" and using the guqin as a weapon?
Ahem, after saying so much, I am actually jealous that he is tall, white and handsome. As for whether he is rich or not, I’m not sure.
It’s not that easy to steal my girl, come on, brothers!
Then, I secretly ordered my nine brothers to launch an attack on this pretty boy.
Today I will let you see the power of the infatuated knife!
As I said this, I held the golden dagger in my hand.
Let the cannon fodder, oh no, my little brothers go up and find out the truth first. I will observe the situation and then take action.
Are you kidding? My life is so precious. What if the seemingly frail scholar actually holds a purple divine artifact, the guqin in his hand? Wouldn't that be digging my own grave?