"Uncle, you are so powerful, you are also the boss in Qingfeng Village?"

　　I hummed and said, "My room is in a small courtyard at the back of Qingfeng Village. The environment there is beautiful and it is the best place to cultivate your body and mind! If you have nowhere to go, you can come and live with me in Qingfeng Village!"

"Is it true, uncle? Can you guarantee that those monsters won't attack us?" Rose Coco said doubtfully: "You are a silver boss, there is a certain gap between you and a gold boss!"

Of course I can guarantee that those wild monsters won’t attack you, but I can’t stop the golden boss. However, I certainly won’t reveal this!

"Don't worry, I'll tell you a secret. Actually, I'm the boss of Qingfeng Village!" Since you've always thought that I'm the boss of Qingfeng Village, I have no choice but to pretend to be cool!

"Yeah, I knew that uncle must be no simple man! He wouldn't care about that golden equipment!" Rose Coco said with a smile.

What? Do you want to know what I am saying?

I said with a fake smile: "That's right, I'm a warm and hospitable person, I love making friends! I have plenty of money!" As I said that, I shook the gold coins in my pocket in front of them. Rose Coco swallowed her saliva and said, "Uncle, you are so rich? I can see that you are very wealthy and you are not an ordinary person!"

Did you see it a long time ago? This is strange. It’s mainly because that charming little witch in Xiaoyao Temple is rich that I made a fortune.

"Oh, by the way, my brother and I will settle down in Qingfeng Village from now on. Uncle, you have to protect us from now on!" Rose Coco said, "Isn't that right, brother?"

Fatty Qiuqiu just said the wrong thing. He was silent all the way and just teased Xiaodongdong . When he heard his sister mention him, he nodded: "Yes, yes!"

Humph! Do you think I'm a coolie? Don't forget, I'm a bandit.

"How strange! Why is Qingfeng Village so deserted?"

Did I tell you that all your little cannon fodders were led into the city by me?

I laughed dryly and explained, "Maybe they all went down the mountain to grab the flower girl!"

The three people walked into Qingfeng Village, and it looked like the place had been looted, with no one there!

The second in command's door was not open, and the third in command's door was still locked. It seemed that the third in command was seriously injured!

I brought them into the meeting room, pointed at my bed, and said, "Brother Feiqiuqiu, you will live here from now on!"

"I'm not spending the night in the game, so it's great to have a place to stay. Well, I have something to do, so I'm logging off!" With that, Fatty logged off!

I was stunned, and pointed at the fat ball's body, oh no, it was the game body, and said: "Your brother has logged off, aren't you going to log off too?"

Rose Coco shook her head and said, "Maybe he went to class! Who knows him!"

It turned out that the brother and sister did not play together.

"Okay, uncle, take me to the backyard to see your room. Was it damaged by my bombing last time?"

I didn’t know if the boss had come back yet, so I smiled and nodded: “Okay!”

The two of them came to the backyard. Rose Coco saw the left and right guardians of Qingfeng Village. She pointed at them and said, "Uncle, the things in that treasure house must be very valuable, right?"

I don't know about this either. I'm afraid only the boss himself knows. I wiped the sweat off my forehead and said, "It's just a few million gold coins, which is equivalent to a few million RMB. It's not worth much, haha!"

Rose Coco nodded and said, "So that's how it is!"

Two people walked into the courtyard.

Bluestone road and stone bridge.

The little fish in the river are swimming happily.

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I saw a big golden lock on the attic door.

"Uncle, open the door and let me take a look!"

I was planning to pretend that I had lost my key, and was about to pretend to search my pockets when suddenly, the little thing on the ground jumped high, opened its little mouth, and bit the big golden lock on the door.

The golden lock was opened!

The boss's door was opened.

Rose Coco looked at me in surprise and said, "Uncle, your way of unlocking the door is quite special!"

I laughed dryly and said, "Okay, let's go in and take a look!"

There are pens, ink, paper and inkstone on the wooden table on the first floor, but the inkstone has dried up. It seems that the boss has left Qingfeng Village for a long time.

"What's the matter, uncle? Where is your wife?" Rose Coco suddenly asked.

"Madam?" Do you really think I am an ancient person?

"I'm afraid you don't live alone in this house, uncle? Otherwise, how could there be the scent of your daughter? I have a very sensitive nose!"

"I see," I said, "My little Dongdong 's nose is not as good as yours!"

"You disgusting uncle, you called me a pig!"

"Let's go tour the rooms!" I took him to the second floor. The little girl was even more excited when she saw the jade bed for young girls: "I wonder what it would be like to lie on the ancient bed!"

"Then you can try it!" I pointed to an incense burner next to the dressing table and said, "Do you see that thing?"

“Isn’t that an incense burner?”

I smiled obscenely, of course, in Rose Coco's eyes, my smile was very normal.

"This is the herb my agent brought from the Western Regions. I heard it has the effect of beautifying the skin. Would you like to try it?"

"Okay!" Rose Coco said with a sweet smile , "But I think since I'm so pretty, I don't need any beauty treatments, right?"

Humph, narcissist! You will be in trouble soon!

I lit the herbs I got from Xiaoyao Temple and placed them on the incense burner.

After a while, waves of fragrance wafted out!

"How is it? Isn't it very enjoyable?"

At first, the smell was not very strong, and Rose Coco and I didn't feel anything. She nodded, sat on the edge of the bed, and said, " It smells really good!"

Of course, it's more than just the fragrance . At that time, what Xiaobai and I smelled was just the smell of the grass after it was extinguished, which was already a little out of control. What's more, it was lit on the spot?

Rose Coco's face became more and more beautiful, and she was originally sitting on the bed, but now she was half lying on the bed.

"Uncle, I'm so hot!" Rose Coco spoke with great effort. After saying this, her whole body felt sore and she leaned against the head of the bed and said, "Uncle, what's wrong with me?"

I smiled and sat next to her. Haha, little girl, you get into trouble sometimes.

I pretended to be confused: "I'm afraid this vanilla is not very clean?"

Rose Coco hummed, and I don’t know if she heard clearly what I said!

I'm so excited , I didn't expect it to be usable on players! This is something that has never happened before!

Haha, I must get a big bed and bring all the beauties in the service area over to let them try the effects of vanilla.

Then, Rose Coco opened her mouth slightly, breathing heavily from time to time, and sometimes reached out to take off her own wizard robe.

Her eyes are filled with spring water, like a blue sea. My shadow is in her eyes.

I laughed, stretched out my hand and pinched the little white rabbit on her chest, and said, "You little girl, you're still bargaining with me at such a young age!"

Then, Rose Coco took off the golden breastplate she was wearing with her own hands.

"Haha, this chest protector is not mine!"

I picked up the chest protector, ready to put it under the bed and step on it a few times, when Rose Coco got the strength from nowhere and pulled me down on the bed.

"Hey, don't be so impatient, right? Hey!"

Before I could finish my words, I felt my lips getting hot. I guess it was the little girl kissing me.

The two tongues intertwined. The scent of vanilla wafted into my nose, and then I began to lose consciousness.

In the dream, in the clouds, in heaven, no, in this state, I seemed to have come to a place more beautiful than heaven.

In that place, peach blossoms and cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and butterflies and moths are in love.

I have to say, the boss’s bed is really sturdy.

I was really tired. After the butterfly and the moth fell in love, I fell into a deep sleep.

As for what happened to the butterfly and the moth, I didn't have time to see it.

I had a wonderful dream.

I married the boss's wife and we had our own child, Rose Coco. She was pretty, cute, and willful. We all doted on her. When she grew up, she would insist on sleeping with her dad.

My balls suddenly hurt!

No, my balls really hurt.

I gritted my teeth and opened my eyes. The scene at this moment was really, cough cough.

I saw Rose Coco pinching my nose with one hand and, with the other hand, pinching my, uh, the place that hurt in my dream.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Let me go!"

Rose Coco burst into tears: "You beast, what have you done to me?"

I finally remembered what happened. I coughed and said, "I think we should take a long-term view on this matter!"

"Let's think about it later!" Rose Coco said with a sad face, "You bastard! I'm going to castrate you!"

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Furious

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Are you kidding me? Stop squeezing it or it will break!

Is it necessary to type such an auspicious number?

I raised my hands, having forgotten to attack her: "Please spare me, lady, I am a victim too!"

When Rose Coco heard what I said, she used the hand that was pinching me to wipe away the tears that she couldn't help but shed: I finally have a chance to escape from her clutches.

"I don't even know what I did?" I pretended to be very aggrieved.

Haha, today I finally paid back all the insults I suffered from Rose Coco.

Seeing her angry look, I felt indescribably happy.

Rose Coco then covered her face with her hands and started crying.

"Well, be careful not to catch a cold. Let's cover ourselves with the quilt first!" I suggested in a mean way . As I said that, I ignored her wishes and pulled up the boss's quilt.

I started to love this game, I didn’t expect that I could do this kind of thing with players !

"You damn scumbag!" Rose Coco stopped calling me uncle and stretched out her bare feet to kick me off the bed.

Then, she looked around for her clothes.

It's so cold and deserted around, where can I find clothes?