Seeing me looking at her, Xiaobai's sister blushed and explained, "Don't get me wrong, we can be its godfather and godmother! Big brother, what do you say?"
"Then am I not your godhusband, and are you not my godwife?"
“That won’t work!”
The piglet was in my arms, struggling non-stop, trying to break free from my embrace, but I couldn't let it do that. Fortunately, it didn't have much strength.
"Shall we give it a name?" Little White was very dissatisfied that she couldn't hold the piglet. She reached out and touched the wet fur of the piglet: "Why don't we call it Xiao Shuai!"
I reached out and pulled the pig's tail, and the pig glared at me in dissatisfaction .
"Can you speak?" I flicked its head again and said, "If you can't, we will call you a little mute!"
"Woo-woo, hum-hum~~~~~~~~~~~~~!" The piglet seemed to want to say something, but it really couldn't speak human language. Looking at its anxious look, it must be dissatisfied with this name!
"How about calling him Xiaowei?" Xiaobai lacks imagination and can only think of people's names!
Unexpectedly, the piglet hummed happily a few times!
You idiot, can't you see that I am the master?
If I let others come up with my name, will my noble reputation still exist?
I reached out and pinched the piglet's tail: "You are so small, why don't we call you Xiaodongdong !"
The piglets protest again!
However, this time, Xiaobai did not argue with me. Instead, she was very happy that her baby had such a name: " Xiaodongdong , it sounds nice!"
Two people walked out of the luxurious room, and suddenly someone ran in and bumped into me!
After being hit, the man ran away quickly and stood up straight. Only then could I see the man clearly.
If she could be described by gender, she is a woman.
If I were to address her, I would definitely call her grandma! This kind of grandma who looks like she could be blown down by the wind, the system should not bring her out to be vilified! I am a good citizen, if I see such a grandma on the bus, I will give her my seat without hesitation!
The old lady had no teeth in her mouth and was leaning on a crutch. She was not hurt at all after bumping into me just now.
She coughed lightly and glanced in our direction.
If I were to describe her by her clothes, I would just want to vomit. When you are old, you should stay at home and wait for your son, daughter, daughter-in-law, and son-in-law to be filial to you. Can you not wear such revealing clothes? Her skinny figure, set off by the transparent gauze skirt, is like peeling bark!
Wait, a transparent tulle skirt!
If you were to describe her by a nickname.
I don't know how to describe her!
Such a nickname for an old lady who is so frail and in her twilight years!
——The charming little demon girl
My egg broke !
manner , staring at the little white girl beside me.
"Little girl, my Xiaoyao Temple has no grudges against your Moon God Palace. Why are you trying to get involved in this mess?"
Then he just glanced at me and didn't pay any attention to me, a passerby!
What's that look in your eyes, old lady? I'm the best player in our group! You should have talked to me.
The old lady is the golden boss. My reputation is not enough to talk to her.
After all this trouble, the third in command was defeated by this grandma!
Sister Xiaobai snorted coldly and said, "Slaying demons and eliminating evil has always been the purpose of our Moon God Palace. You, a witch, have been doing evil for many years. Today, I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven!"
As she spoke, Sister Xiaobai reached out and took out her weapon!
Flying knife!
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The enchantress laughed: "What a great way to slay demons and monsters. You guys from the Moon God Palace are just scoundrels who take advantage of my misfortune. Seeing that I was seriously injured, you wanted to take advantage of my misfortune and take away my treasures!"
"I don't understand what you are saying. Are you hurt?" Sister Xiaobai looked at the witch.
If I were to describe her using health points, I can say with certainty that she is about to die !
Less than three thousand health points!
If Xiaobai and I join forces, the enchantress will definitely not be our match. Thinking of the gold equipment and rich reputation and experience rewards behind her, my body becomes excited!
Good opportunity!
"I am injured, can't you see that?" The witch snorted coldly and said, "Okay, come and kill me, so that the world will know what kind of virtue you so-called famous and upright people are!"
I scratched my neck. What the hell is going on? Are you filming Swordsman? Do you think you are Dongfang Bubai?
If you were Dongfang Bubai, I would have a love affair with you that makes us older than each other, but unfortunately you are just an old woman.
He picked up the dagger and stabbed it into the crotch of the witch.
Whether you are a man or a woman, this is a place where the body is weak.
The old woman is still talking, so I might as well stab her with a knife.
- MISS
Good guy, he actually dodged it!
"Ha, a tiny grain of light dares to compete with the sun and the moon!" The witch snorted coldly, raised the crutch in her hand high, and smashed it on my head.
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Wow, this old witch is pretty powerful!
Sister Xiaobai, come on up!
"Brother, why are you attacking her? How can we take advantage of her misfortune?" Little White shook her head and said, "Okay, witch, we won't take advantage of someone's misfortune. Brother, let's go!"
It seems like I am the leader of our team, right?
Seeing this, the enchantress smiled and nodded: "Very good, you are indeed a righteous man. When I am healed, ask your master to come find me. You are not me yet..."
Before she could finish her words, 1050 blood flowers appeared on her head!
Haha, I have a strong character!
Another heavy blow!
I also didn't expect that this charming little vixen's defense was so low!
"Okay, you guys..." The witch turned around and hit me on the head again.
-3687
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"Hit her!" That was all I could say in a hurry, and I swung my hand and stabbed her again.
-miss
Missed again!
The witch hit me again, and the health value of -3564 appeared above my head again!
I'm another knife
-miss!
.............
What a high dodge!
If this goes on, I will have no choice but to go to hell!
The witch turned around and hit him with the cane again!
-miss!
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Sister Xiaobai is still standing there in a daze!
The witch only has 1785 health points left. As long as Xiaobai and I join forces, we can definitely attack her.
But, Sister Xiaobai, you are too principled!
I cut again.
See you again Miss!
I even doubt whether I attacked her just now!
The temptress uses a cane again!
- A critical hit
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Uh, this is going to kill me!
System prompt: You have been hit by a critical hit, the attack hit rate is reduced by 100%! Action speed is reduced by 100%
My hit rate was already low enough, and now it has dropped even further!
10,000 HP! My health is worrying!
Not only that, my movements limited my escape.
I moved slowly, so running away was obviously not going to work.
Just when I was hesitating, I saw the charming little vixen groaning and falling to the ground.
What kind of plane is this?
Why did it fall?
Sister Xiaobai also looked at the witch lying on the ground with surprise and said, "How could she be dead?"
The little pig in my arms hummed a few times, as if it had encountered something happy!
System prompt: Congratulations on reaching level 27!
System prompt: Congratulations on reaching level 28!
Then, a series of system prompts surrounded me, and my level was raised to level 30!
System prompt: Your reputation value has met the conditions for job change, do you want to change job?
yes!
He suddenly transformed from an elder into a guardian!
His current nickname has become the guardian of Qingfeng Village!
Indeed, we now have two guardians in Qingfeng Village, the Left Guardian and the Second Guardian! I was promoted to the guardian level, so I had to become the middle guardian!
The health point directly became 150,000.
It’s almost the same as the 200,000 health points of the Third Boss!
In an instant, I felt like I was one step closer to becoming the gold boss!
System prompt: Congratulations, you have mastered the skill of invisibility.
- Invisibility (Active)
——Enter stealth mode by turning invisible. Attack to break the invisibility and achieve 1.2 times the effect. The effect lasts for 60 seconds. CD: 5 minutes.
——Proficiency: 0/1000
——Level: Low
Invisibility is a trick to save your life at a critical moment. It is also a necessary skill for killing and robbing! Up to now, this skill can only be learned by thieves at a high level!
With this skill, it can be comparable to all the previous skills!
With this skill, you can take the lead and go in and out of the enemy camp seven times. Just thinking about it is awesome!
With this skill, I can go in and out of the boss's attic without being discovered by her. At that time, she will take off all her underwear on the bed, under the bed, and in the closet! I want them all, hahaha !
The body of the witch was still on the ground.
I finally understand how the witch died!
The only thing to blame is her high attack power!
Hit me.
I'm wearing gold equipment.
It also has a feature, which is counter-stab, and the attacker will also be hurt!
blood I stab her with is nothing to be afraid of! I can recover blood by automatic recovery, but she insists on using a critical hit!
The effect of the critical hit was powerful, and the damage she herself suffered was also not bad!
Maybe, the witch has even more powerful killer moves that she hasn't used yet!
It’s just a pity that she will never have another chance!
System prompt: Congratulations, your command skills have been improved!
--Order
- Order low-ranking subordinates to serve you, no limit on the number of people! Only once a day!
——Proficiency: No proficiency
Level: No level, professional skill, belongs to the current profession.
Seeing the command of no limit on the number of people, I was shocked! No limit on the number of people means that I can mobilize all my brothers!
Thinking about the scene of me leading thousands of troops to slaughter players, I swallowed my saliva. Kill all the men and leave all the women. I will take you as my godwives, ahem!
Just when I was feeling very proud of myself, something happened that surprised me greatly.
The little boy mischievously broke free from my arms and jumped to the side of the witch's body. He stretched out his little claws and scratched the body.
The equipment fell all over the ground.