"Penny, what are you doing?"

"Nyaa-haa-haa! I caught me a cute mouse!"

"That's my little sister Izabela, now stop molesting her and let the girl go!"

It was another day at a certain Family Parlour (a boarding house for boys and then some), and Chopin was busy gathering the laundry from hanging under the afternoon sun. Yet he stumbled onto a cat-like Witch mounting a little girl with pigtails.

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"Again, Penny, that is my sister. She is not an enemy on the battlefield. So pull that magical light out of her eyes like some kind of candle in an interrogation and put her down."

"... What's the magic word?"

"I'll cut your rations."

"N-NOT THAT KILL ORDER!'

After a... peculiar misunderstanding, the little sister by the name of Izabela Chopin was released from Witch Custody. She properly thanked her captor.

"GUBYAAAH! WH-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LITTLE GIRL!"

"It's just her personality. She kicks anyone in the shin if she doesn't like them........Geh! Why me too, Izabela? What did I do to you.... Hmm? Help do your homework.... No thank you—Geh!"

"Ha-ha! Justice is served with a side pudd—GUBYAAAH! UWaaaaaah! N-No justiiiiiiiice (T_T)"

Historically, Chopin's little sister Izabela was not really a shin-kicker... right?