"Penny. When was the last time you showered?"

"H-how rude! I shower every day! If you're complaining about the smell, blame it on yourself for ruining my concentration! My potion is ruined!"

In the Chopin Family Parlour (a boarding house for boys) a certain Witch was hard at work again. In the mean time, a certain Composer who protecting himself from the foul stench of CENSORED and CENSORED with a broom (coincidence?).

"Penny. Please explain to me why my family's house smell like an orchestra of zombie cats?"

"Wh-what dangerous imagination you have there!? Th-thank goodness I wasn't making a Wish Potion, or else we'd be messed up for sure!"

Frederic Chopin frowned as he eyed the Witch. This was the same Witch he had took pity upon and took her in to avoid death at the hand of radical Witch Hunters during the purge of Black Magic. He regretted that decision when she saw how haughty the Witch was despite the fact the foul smell was growing stronger in the dining room.

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"I'll have you know Chop-Chop—Cough Cough. This is a Love Potion. It was made with the finest ingredient I had carried on my body via a portable magic hole and I was planning to freshen up on my potion making skills... But you messed it up."

"How exactly? I was musing to myself with Jolly."

"It's because of your wild affair with your legal wife did this whole mess started!"

"... I was only composing my next musical piece. Do you need to be this jealous?"

Please note, Jolly was a Piano.

"Anyhow, take responsibility for my body!"

"... Which one? The Bat wings or the Cat Ears?"

"B-both! Because of you playing such frantic music behind my back, I miscalculated the Dragon Claw Powder by two grams and the Unicorn Tears by 5 ml... Look at me, I look like a messed up Succubus Cat Girl with 8 and a Half Fox Tails!!"

"...Ah. It's almost time for dinner. I need to buy the ingredients. Since it's Friday, Izabela and Ludwika would want White Chocolate Cake for desert... I wonder if there's enough milk for the stew tonight."

"HOW ARE YOU IGNORING A SEXY SUCCUBUS CAT GIRL WITH 8 AND A HALF FOX TAILS!? EVEN MY ROBES ARE BURNT OFF AND MY IMPORTANT BITS OF COVERED IN SCALES LIKE A LIZARD BIKINI!"

"You're a Witch right? You can handle this. My family on the other hand are not as forgiving when it comes to expectations for dinner........ Aaaah. The celery's gone bad, I should stop by the market to pick up salted pork while I'm—"

"LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

... FYI, the potion the Witch was making was supposed to be Love and Romance. Something screwed up somewhere.