"Puchi Puchi Puchi Puchi Puchi."

"Penny. Stop molesting my little sister's cheeks."

"What? They're so soft to the touch, like a baby's body."

"She's 6 years old, don't corrupt her."

Frederic Chopin was put on a defensive mood. Maybe it was because he saw the Witch he took in from being slaughtered by religious radicals was pressing and playing with his little sister's cheek, Emilia Chopin.

"So cuuuuute. You remind me of a Hamster... Oh? The way you're staring at me, do you like how beautiful this Big Sister is?... OH! SHE NODDED! CHOP-CHOP! SHE SAID, I DO... I CAN MARRY HER RIGHT?"

"No. It's her way of saying she's hungry. If she shakes her head, she wants a bath... Emilia, you just had a bath 30 minutes ago, it's too soon to have your before-bed-time bath..."

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The Big Brother in the family (second child, only son) knelt down to wipe a damp towel over his little sister's face. He made sure there were no bruise marks or unnecessary human grease left on the little girl's face as he kept moving her away and out of the Witch's reach.

"Let me fondle her more! I'm sure I can make her grow in all the right places!"

"Even if you're a girl, Penny, it still sounds like you're a criminal. Hands off my baby sister."

In the end, Chopin patted Emilia Chopin on the head gave her some milk and cookies to bribe her silence, and let her go into the corner of his bedroom to read Shakespeare and Advanced Books on full scale portraits.

"... Wow... is she smart?"

"She won first place third time in a row for Folktale writing in my town... She's in the middle of writing her first book for the library and wants to paint her own cover."

"... Dang... just how smart is your family?"

"My older sister Ludwika is going to graduate with a Music Degree in three months, and my second little sister is learning to play the Piano from my teacher."

"... Your parents?"

"Father is a teacher, he personally taught all of us. My mother is a seamstress."

"... Pfft."

"She's the head of the Zielony Plomien Company in Poland."

"Oh sh*t! Th-that's a huge brand in all of Europe, e-even in Britain! I-I'm wearing h-her clothing as we speak!"

"Sigh."

"... What about you?"

"What are you insinuating?"

Frederic Chopin, took part in 30 public performances in France, produced over 230 Mazurkas, Nocturnes, Polonaise, Waltzes, Etudes, Impromptus, Scherzos, Preludes, Sonata, Ballads, and Sonatas, and his music is still loved 160+ after to this day.

"Pfft. You must be the black sheep in the family since you play hooky every day."

"Again, bad health. Emilia is also studying to be a doctor, she can stand in testimony to my health."

"......................Holy cr*p your family is really smart"

"... Why are you genuinely shocked?"