You see, carrying out murder is so much harder than you think. There are a lot of things that can and will go wrong. Here to comment on the subject, our local murderer.

Murderer: “Yeah, when I first started out, I assumed it was ‘stab stab’ then bury the body but there are way more details they don’t tell you about. Firstly, most people don’t want to be murdered. They always fight with you about it. There are a lot of times I thought about quitting. If we’re being honest, I’ve never had great communication skills. For me, dealing with people is hell.”

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