Far out in the unlikely part of the galaxy. A planet hidden in paste. The owners refer to it as Fubble Bubble. On Fubble Bubble, two primary races of intelligent life live. The Juk and the Tef. The Juk are a race of strength, relying on their animalistic side. The Tef are a race of intellectuals; they rely on their smarts. Both dislike the other.

Juk: “Jibble kibble formina luula (Why are you on our land)!”

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Tef: “Welble nekekekelk (We come to use resources to build giant robots, to destroy you barbarians).”

Juk: “Djflkjwhjtohjfglsh (We do not accept your fish, it is gross [metaphor lost in translation]).”

Tef: “Dudu pupu lick (You bastards are full of bones).”

Juk: “KKKKKKKKKKK! (We do not eat puppies!)”

The Juk and the Tef battle. Both sides receive heavy causalities. A hundred years have passed and they still battle, neither side knowing why.