Cassandra just wanted to make people laugh, and spread smiles. She resurrected from the dust of the antithesis apocalypse, the motley outfits and antics, of the greatest smile makers ever: Clowns!!  Sadly, fate hate different plans, she would have to make clowning around her side job, as she gets recruited into the ranks of the world protecting Vanguard. Come along as she and her assortment of strange allies, human, vanguard, and otherwise, try to balance joy making and weeding the garden of the apocalypse. It is important to note, the only canons here are confetti cannons. None of this in canon to the original works, and honestly may not even be canon to itself. Cassy is chaotic, Cassy is fun, Cassy cares not for your canon, nor for crunchy numbers. If you have come for chapters about catalogues and point totals, you won't find them. You may find some of Cassy's side shows though! Other samurai, often just getting their start, for a chapter or two. Updates and new content will be whenever inspiration hits the author, maybe tomorrow, maybe a year from now. Not even Cassy knows! As stated in the title, the contents herein are fan fiction. In particular of Stray Cat Strut by Ravens dagger. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/33600/stray-cat-strut-stubbing-never-lol Also a huge thank you shout out to WackyWombat the author of my favourite SCS Fan-Fic, TBoB, and the crazy crew on her discord. Wacky and the gang encouraged me to start writing, and enter a couple things in a contest. And now to post them all here. (TBoB link Below) https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/76779/teddy-bears-on-brigade-a-scs-fanfiction Final note, way down here. If you are a fellow SCS fan, writing your own Fan-Fic, feel free to use any characters I make as cameos or mentions to help flesh out the background or whatnot. Just toss me a heads-up so I can check it out.