[al].hay., you swingin sinners, i forgot tu ask, when is teh place that damon feller lives?

[s.r.impy] down to the center of the planet, then dig up, then 50 metres north-northwest...also,..why are you naked?

[al]im not naked; you are.

[impy] but your black, and your body's black, your wearing just gloves and shoes!

[al] just becouse my clothes are part of my body, dousn't means there there not clothes.

(ajusts sleaves, then coller, then pants) thi noive ov sum peple.

[impy]..then where is my willy?!

[al](produses several magnifying glasse, a holder for them and ajusts it, aimed at impy's crotch)..............................there it is...opps, i just burned it off,..sorry.

(impy is not a happy bunny and chases al around trying to hit him with his pitchfork)

(buttermilk and sqwerm douse the electric boogaloo wile hammy eats never ending sandwitches from his pocket, in the circulere space of there chase wile jessy laughs histaricly on the sidlines at the scene)

ahahahahaha(she produces a hankercheif  from her clevedge to wipe her tears)

(al drops a wall behind him, impy crashing into it)

 ...aint i a stinkur...hihi..well toodloo to you brew crew!

pulls a moped scooter from the dirt, and bruses it off with a barber's brush

see yous later!

*beep-beep- zoom*

(burns rubber..... and sand across the desert)

(it gets cloudy)

..hmmm,looks liek it's gunnu rain

(rummuges in the underseat storage, wile still in motion)

hmmm, where is the umbrellas?....(pulls a pink parasol and holds it up)...hhuh,...my goil's penelope pitstop pink parasol,  been wonderin where that went.

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(it opens and he's sent flying up,the moped crashing and exploding on a large rock structutre)...ssssmokin....wreck..AHaha....im definently starting to feel like "the mask", that documentry star being stuck in a segrigated city after he was assimilated into it, but found a mask containing some other persons sillynes; even filled in for th several others that wanting to keep their ananimoty......(frowns)..oh my,...my predicament is even worse......YAHOO! im feelin like one-a my persinal heroes, like the trio: mm dd and gg, popeye, and felix.

( lands)..(and is hit with a fireball)...*pfuu*...things are lookin up!

(a cloth covered person runs to him, from behind the aformentioned structure,...carrrying a club ready to strike.) 

(it hits him,and his head go's all the way around)

.......(grabs his head,and turns it back around with an audible clicking, and gives a dirty look to the red man 5 times his size).......(slaps himwith an  over sized hand, dazing the oni) WHATSA MATTER WIT YUS!? IS THAT YOUR KINDA HOSPITALATY!?i never.

[oni]...listen half pint, i don't know what kindof abomination you are,but there will be no toleremce for intruders of the demon lord's castle.

 [al]..listen bub, don't make me go tex avery on your rasist heinie.

[oni]..wha- in not racist.

[al] you said and i quote(plays tape recorder) "there will be no torlerence for intruders"....racist.

[oni](just looks down on this tiny man with a squinty face)........i just meanintruders are not alow-

[al]up-up-up, but i heard you,now if you don't mind, i will be going on my way, GOOD SIR, and leaving you here to think about what you did.(,sits the oni on a a stool, and with an indignant straitaning of his coat he walks on by, into the castle)

[oni](grumbling, and mumbling  himself)..................HEY-WAIT-A-MIN-UT!

(he is in the castle, it's main room is big enough to house a ball, or other party to greet guests, it was empty of people at the time.)...(whistles) sa-wanky. i wouldn't mind havin a dance with my goil in here, pretend to be animas-beutifos[anime A-la sailor moon or cutie honey or speed racer] for awile,like we talked about[tuns towards you] ya know, for a laugh afterwards about how melodramatic they can be.

(after wandering the castle's interior, ad picking a few locks to snoop, al finds the demon kings throne room)

(the demon king looks like a tall thin man with blue skin wearing a robe)

[dk] WHO DARES-....what the deuce is that thing?...it's hideous.

[al]OIH,...thats not nioce(looks at the door)..it's-a nioce door.

[dk]...I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU INKBLOT!

[al]THI BLOT, WHERE?!(looks around in terror)

[dk] ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS, DIE!(shoots lightning at al)

[al] (tom scream) why yu do that?

[dk] because you are an interloper in my domain, so you shall perish.

[al] hey, some robed weirdos told me tu get ridya, so that watum gonna do.

[dk]SILANCE, MORTAL!

[al] my grandpappy toby pup was silent, im not. (that's right, I name-dropped a real character as his grandpa, what you gonna do about it?)

[dk] (floats into the air and begins spamming all his spells at al, until)

[al](all crispy)...ow...(shakes it off) you do know, this..means..war.

[dk] IT ALREADY IS WAR YOU-(staggers, and falls down the stairs after falling from the hight he was floating)...you,..you tricked me,..didn't you?! you're not really there, and all my attacks were wasted in an illusion, wasn't it?

[al]...nope,(walks over to the kneeling man, and flicks their nose) im really here ya mook.

[dk]h-how?...how did you not die, HOW ARE YOU NOT EVEN HURT?

[al]...comidic effect? 

[dk]....(faints) 

[al]SHEESH..yur almost as dramatic as some anima i know......(kicks him)...hello?.........oh sssssssssssss-sassafras... i think he's that thing..the-the thing, you know...not..alive...i don't know how to deal with this.

(the corpse dissipates into purple smoke)

[al] ohthankgoodness...that's at least familiar.