(after slinking away from the cave of now talking former goblins, he has compleatly forgot why the hell he's there)

........oh look a bear!(he jumps on it) hi ho silver!(the bear makes noise then inexplicably begins farting a stream of rainbows that propels it with al through the sky, the complete disbalef and one dude pissing himself with laughter)

....(and then he woke up from passing out after drinking with the gobs who were kind enough to forgive him for, you know..technicly killing them)......reminds me of my younger days...*sigh*..(gets up, awaking the 4 partners he had the night before)....

[miss gob1]..you're awake, that's nice.

[mister gob1]yeah,....you never did tell us whare you came from.

[mister gob2] yeah, nobody around here would ever want to do what yoiu did with us.

[miss gob2] or able to do what you did to us,....i like my longer legs.

[albert] well, mi wife kept me in practus.

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[all 4gobs] wife?!

[fade out]

[fade in]

[actors still putting on there make-up]

[almost]

[there going over there lines]

[getting annoying?]

[i'de get anoyed by this]

[okay]

[fade in for real]

[albert]..(picks up a peice of fruit from the dance floor of last night's party and looks at it contemplativly)yeeaah,..mi goil, we danced the charstin all thi time, especialy on our anniversey,...that und thi orgy's worth of foreplay and sex we have every night....we used thi addam's family method of keepin it fresh; always act like your still daittin.(his mouth gets bigger and takes a big bite out of the fruit)

[mister gob1]..she musta been the most beutifle one in the world.

[albert]..she was tu me,..ysee, where i come-frum, people can look like whatever they want, an only those wit low self asteem look exeedinly sexy, mi wife was sorta ol-fashin, changin her style fer me, other than that, she din't change abit.

[mister gob2]...that seems like it mite get borring, being with one person.

[albert]..did i not say we could look how we want,..that means everything could be changed.

[gob2]..oooooh.

[albert]..i miss her....but i have to-...(scratches head)do..somthin about a big palooka goin by thi name"the demon lord"...(produces a map from behind him)......ah(points at a big star on it that says:"you need to get here", then he traces his gloved hand down to a dot with the words: "you are here")....sorry for not staying for spam and eggs, but i havta scidattle(his legs spin in verticle circles as he speeds away)

(he stops with a sceach)

..wow, desert...(pulls a cammel out of his pants)..this should be fun.