(in the black, white, chartreuse, Alberta, seafoam green, and all the other colors, city of toontown, a monochum toon is driving his new sports jalopy around Inkwell, the oldest part of Toontown, and founded by the monocrum: James the hobo.[soon some visiting animes had children with some of the monocrums, cementing a social bond, even making another town near-by, soon more and more of the races: roto, polycrum, biziro, anthr, all of them untill the it became great metropolis Toontown became] )
....(albert takes out his pocket watch)
[albe] HORSE-RADISH! if I'm nut home soon my goil's gonna chase mi with the pan..again.
(the car grows legs and runs)
..im too tired fer makup lovin.
( eventually he colids with someone else's long-car)
[a brute toon]..AIY, you'ze mug!, you toatled my car!
[albe] my apologies good soir, i wuz just speedin back home to my goil.
[the brute toon](thinks).... well after wi exchange auto-info, and you'ze tell me the address, an i can wallop you in the direction of your home, and send your car to yu.
[albe] oh, thank yus kind sir
(they both produce cards from there pockets)
..alright, im ready! it's northeast.
( the brute gives him an uppercut, sending him flying with a wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, untill he crashes through the wall of his apartment)
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...honey, im home!
(a pretty female toon with short black hair, pearl wight skin,a full hourglass figure, puffy lips, and a deep mauve dress walks in)
[andrea].. *sigh*, and i thought i would have the excuse to do the thing with the bubblegum.
(the car crashes through the wall)
(she smiles)....nevermind.
(Andrea picks Albert by the scruff and kicks the car out)
[albert]..ho-honney, i can explain.
[andrea]..no need
(she produces a wide head brush from her cleavage and paints over the wall, closing it)
you'll make it up to me in the bedroom.
(boops his nose)
[albert]...*gulp*
(after 29 hours of sexy-sex-sex-dinner-sex, the apology lovin is finished)
(addressing you: the readers).....you guys out there have any hambergers?....no?..alright
(Albert get out of the rubber glove covered bed, to the kitchen to have a boul of bacon soup)
[andrea]..*mmmh*. come back to bed my little code-monkey.
[albert]..*hng*, don't call me that.
(he go's back to snugle, and several hours later)
...im off for another drive.
(she wishes him good luck)
( he fixes his car with a pencil, and drives off)
(he hums "jump on the ground", and after after finishing his drive thrugh martini, he is surounded by a magic circle, and is transported to a weird place of mages and palidens, you've already read the events after that, so here is what happened after)
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(after he stops running, in a forest)
.....now what?
(as he's standing there, a goblin beans him)
...(he turns around)
oh, a freindly greeting?
(produces a giant mallet from his pocket and in one swoop, leaves only a puddle)
....whoopie pies.[translation: shit]
..that never happened before.
......(pokes it).....
(slightly panicked, he takes out his pencil and re-draws the goblin)
.......(the goblin there looks oddly cuter, now looking like a small green child in a grass skirt)
[gob]...........(it opens its eyes)..oh my gob!, what the gob happened!, I remember it hurted all over, then nuttin!
(gob holds his head)...i remember i was suposed to get food for the other gobs.
[albert]..well i have food, lead me to them.
(gob then leads Albert to his home)