"Well, here goes nothing! Fireball attack!!!" Will screamed as he tries to use magic for the first time.

-poof

"Awwww man, all I got was smoke... What gives, Fatima? This magic shit's too hard!"

"Teeheehee," Fatima giggled. "It is quite hard, especially for your first time, but I'm sure you'll come to learn it really soon! I can teach you so much more than just magic as well. Teeeheeehee."

Humana Humana Humana Humana Humana. Holy shit, this hot elf with big tits and beautiful flowing blue hair totally wants to bang me! Fuck this magic shit, I'm trying to hit the sheets tonight! Maybe Lueka will join as well! Will thought with a lecherous grin on his face.

"Yeah, I'd love to learn all kinds of things from you as well, baby!" Will said.

"Oh, shut it you pervert! Bonk!" Lueka said while hitting Will across the head.

"Youuuch! That hurt Lueka! The fuck was that for? Oh, don't tell me you're jealous Lueka? No need to fear my dear, there's more than enough of the Baxternator to go around! Ahahaha!"

"You disgust me!" Lueka screamed, waving her first in the air.

"Well, I'm bored now Fatima, so I think that's enough training for today. Let's hit up the tavern and get hammered!"

"It's still noon you dumbfuck! And besides, we need to go out on more missions so we can earn more money. You don't remember that huge fucking tab you picked up when you paid for everyone's drinks last chapter, dumbass? Seriously, it was just last chapter that you did that!

"Baby, I can earn that money back no problem! Just tell me where the trolls are wreaking havoc so I can save the day and make some easy bread!"

"You can't win against a troll you idiot. You could barely beat mini-trolls by your fucking self!" Lueka said.

"Well, today's a new day, baby and I got two F-f-f-f-fiiiiine ladies by my side. I'm invincible!" Will exclaimed.

"Wow, amazing. Such manly vigor and poise! You're so hot." Fatima the big breasted elf said, while sweating. She was wearing a tank top while they were training magic, so her sweaty breasts were ripe and visible to the excited Will.

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Giggity....giggity!

"Giggity!!!" Oops, I said that one out loud didn't I???!!!" WIll yelled.

"Mhm," Lueka said while raising a fist to young William.

"Lueka, baby please noooo-," Will pleaded before being struck in his face by the hot ogre. Lueka is a vert hot ogre by the way. In case you forgot.

"Ouch! Lueka you gotta learn how to control those fists of yours baby! We wouldn't want those sexy hands to get bruised now, would we?"

"B-b-baka!" Lueka said.

"B-baka? The fuck's a baka?" Will asked curiously.

"Yeah, what is baka? Is it a new position I haven't tried yet?" Fatima wondered.

"You guys wouldn't get it cause you don't watch anime," Lueka said.

"Oh, I love me some DBZ! Lueka, baby we have so much in common. How about we just get married already. I'm gonna marry you too Fatima, don't you worry!"

"You better! Teehee," Fatima said while giggling.

"Ok, enough of this bullshit! Are we gonna learn magic or go on a mission or what? What the fuck are we doing? We need more money now!" Lueka screamed.

"Jeez Lueka, reeeelaaax. You're being such a buzzkill and I haven't even had my daily afternoon mead yet and it's already past noon. Just calm down will ya? We'll earn money and learn magic soon, I promise! Let's just hit up the tavern and take a little break, then we'll get to it!" Will said.

"Ok, finally we're getting somewhere!" Luke said.

"Not so fast you stupid mortals!" A mysterious and evil voice said from a distance.

"Whaaat? Just who the hell was that and where is that voice coming from???" Will said.

"Up here! Look up at the sky you bumbling bafoons!" The voice said.

The three idiots looked up at the sky, saying "Huuuuuh?" in unison.

"Huuuuh?" The three idiots said.

"Humana Humana Humana! Who the fuck are youuuu!!??" Will asked.

"Omigosh! What is that monster?" Fatima said.

"Where in the fuck did you come from and what could you possibly want with three little novice adventurerers like us? Please don't hurt us! you look super duper strong so please don't hurt us! Will protect me I'm scared!" Lueka said as she hid behind WIll.

The man before them had a skull as his head and was wearing a black cape. He was also riding a horse that could fly for some reason.

"Foolish mortals! Bow down, for it is I, the D-d-d-d-Demon King, here to take over your shitty world!!!" The Demon King said as he pulled out his lusturous black blade that he called StormLight. "Behold! The ultimate blade stormlight is all that is needed to bring ruin to this land! Who shall stop me?! A champion of this land perhaps?!

"What the fuck, Lueka! You said there was no Demon King!" Will said.

"There is none! This guy's lying! he has to be lying! Tell me you're lying right?" Lueka said.

"I am the demon king you idiots! I live in hell, an entirely different plane of existence! Of course you wouldn't know if I actually existed unless I made it known, you fucking morons! Now lets fight! I haven't had a good fight in years! Who will be the challengers?! Muahahaha!"

"Ohhhhh, noooo! It looks like we're really in a pickle now, guys!" Will said.

And so, the young adventurers have at long last confronted the Demon King. As their situation looks completely hopeless, how will these young whipper snappers get out of this predicament in a magical new land filled with mystery and wonder??? There's only one way to find out! Tune in for the next episode of dragonballZ I mean Baxter!