"I'm telling you, I'm serious about this!!!" Will shouted.

"Serious about what?" Lueka asked as she sipped on her morning coffee

"This adventurer shit! I'm trying to get stronger out here in this magical land full of mystery and wonder. I wanna go on cool missions and adventures and stuff. I wanna slay dragons, save a kingdom, defeat the big bad guy, and become a hero! But, none of that is happening here. We've just been doing low ranked, baby missions. When do i get stronger and level up, dammit!!!?"

"Um, did you forget to take your pills or something today? We've been over this already. Either find someone talented and hope that they train you, or become rich and hire someone. Both of those things are slim to none for people like us, so that's just how it is. Sorry, kid."

"So, you're just content living like this forever then???!!!"

"I mean, yeah, it's been pretty fun actually. I get to kill stuff sometimes and do relatively easy work, then drink and sleep every night in a comfy bed. Pretty standard life here, if you're not rich."

"Fuck that," Will said quietly.

"Huh? come again?"

"I said fuck that noise! I wanna get stronger! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!!!"

"Holy shit, you're actually insane. Look kid, even if you were to get stronger; learn magic or become a great swordsman or whatever, This kingdom hasn't seen war or threats in over a hundred years. So Will, even if you do get stronger, there's not really much adventure to be had. There's no dragons to slay, no kingdom to save, and no big bad villain to defeat, so just give it up! The sooner you accept that, the easier it will be."

"Hm, I didn't take you for such a coward, Lueka."

"What the hell did you just say to me, brat?!" Lueka said angrily.

"I mean you're obviously super strong and have crazy potential, yet you're just wasting it all being stuck as the lowest ranked adventurer. We've been at this for months now! I think it's time we leveled up!!!"

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"You seriously have a death wish, don't you kid?"

"Did someone say level up!??!!" A voice shouted.

"Just who the hell are youuuuuuu- hello my dear, pleased to make your acquaintance! Yes, I'd love it if you'd help us level up!!!" Will said.

"Oh, so I'm old news now? Lueka said.

Before Will stood a beautiful elf woman with flowing blue hair, the most beautiful green eyes he'd ever seen, and a very large chest.

Gosh darn, she's one fine mama. Lueka better watch out, cause this girl is b-b-b-bad!

"Hehe, I'm Fatima, but you can just call me Fati for short," the woman said.

"Fatima's fine," Lueka and Will said together.

"So Fatima, are you really gonna help us get stronger so we can go on cool adventures and beat up bad guys?" Will asked

"Yes, I would be more than happy to help! I am trained in the ways of all sorts of magic and stuff. I'll help you two level up your strength, no problem. My specialty is fire magic!"

"Wow, fire is strong! Aweeeeesome. Let's start training right no-,"

"Hey, hold on a minute!" Lueka interrupted. "Why are you so eager to help us when we've only just met you? Why waste your time on a couple of new adventurers? There has to be some kind of catch, right?"

"Well, I just started adventuring too and you guys looked like you were having fun together. I don't have any friends. I'm so lonely. Please just let me join your group. Cause' I wanna go on fun adventures too!!!" Fatima said enthusiastically.

"Hell yeah you can join our group no problem, Fatima! With two beautiful women at my side, I'll be unbeatable!!!

"Oh, yay. I'm so glad! I've always wanted friends!"

"Ok, hold the fuck up. Isn't this all moving a bit fast or it just me???" Lueka asked.

"Well, you helped me out pretty quickly too, Lueka so I don't see the big deal. The girl just wants some friends. Come on Lueka, how could you be so heartless???"

"Oh, all right. You do have a point, but I still don't trust her yet." Lueka said while glaring at Fatima.

"Yes! It's official! The new trio has been formed! Lueka, Fatima, and Baxter here to save lives and take panties I mean names. Let's gooooooooo!!!"

"Shut the fuck up!" a random guy yelled.

"Awwww man," Will said sadly.

"That's Baxter for you, always making a ruckus," Lueka said while laughing.

"Haha, yeah you right," Will said with a smile. Now, we're getting serious!

"Hehe," Fatima giggled.

"Well, the day is young, so let's start drinking all day and night to celebrate our newly formed trio!" Will shouted. "All drinks on me today, everyone!!!"

"Wait, you can't afford th-," Lueka said, before she was cut off by the crowd.

"Yeah!!!!" The entire tavern shouted in unison. "Baxter Baxter Baxter Baxter!!!!"

And so, the newly formed trio proceeded to drink alcoholic beverages from morning, late into the night. That hangover's gonna sting like a mother fucker! What will Will and the gang get up to next time? It's anybody's guess!