I've decided to do some proofread to the first chapters as someone complained about me writting them in the bathroom, which is true in some way. But I don't think you should go around talking about the way you get your own inspiration.

Anyway, here is  half chapter six, the second part was even more weird than the normal, so I deleted it.

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Sixth Report: Frodous, The Fairy Slayer

Part 1

April 29, 2014 on Earth Puck 30, 7693 on Jadrian

Yes, a consecutive report! I finally learned how to recharge this damn wristwatch. But that's not the only reason.

I know I've said it before, but I have to say it again, I'm a genius.

You know how bothersome is to wash clothes with your own hands, some water that smell like piss and a small rock?

Well, if you know, you should understand how brilliant was my solution to such problem. This solution was to create a washing machine in this world.

A washing machine, a perfect invention created to make the life of the lazy housewives and the poor students who didn't want to waste their time.

So, after waking up, I started to work in a massive washing machine that would make my everyday the easiest possible. Of course the damn the wrist wash-like computer that I used to make my reports didn't have a function to help me in this kind of situations, so I had to use every memory I had about the machine before I made the design.

The design was a simple one, a great tub of metal that was sealed on all the sides except for the top. I made it hollow and it had thin walls of metal that made it sturdy. Two spiral metal rods were in the center of it and I made a mechanism to make them spin. This mechanism was made to work with mana, which I didn't have, or it could work spinning a rod with your hands.

HAHAHA! Praise me more!

I could feel everyone gazes when I was assembling it, but I tried to no mind it that much. Even if they wanted to to do something about it, I wasn't a prisoner anymore, I was a commander's slave, and they couldn't do anything to me unless I made something against my orders.

Oh yeah! The machine worked marvels when I was feeding it mechanic energy!

After my muscle began to burn like heel, I decided to declare the first experiment a success. Now it was time to test the magic mechanism, so I asked the eye teared Frodous to help me.

Frodous had been looking at my awesome creation with star in his eyes since the beginning, so when I asked to be the first guinea pig for it, he was more than grateful for the opportunity.

But things don't go in the way you want it to go, that's something that I understood in that moment as the machine began to gather static around it and it fired a lighting of clothes suddenly.

Yeah! I had created another weapon with a everyday device!

What did the people about all the prisoner who were killed? And What was my punishment?

To be honest, the didn't cared about the prisoner to begin with, so they just cleaned the ash that was in the spot were they were standing before. Although it was different for me as they broke in cheers.

My invention would save hundreds of lives in the war, so I was received a special treatment all the morning. We were promoted from low slave to middle slave, which gave me and Frodous a room of our small tent in the campaign.

Everything would be perfect if the damn smurf would have appeared and have made such barbaric demands. The conversation went like this:

-You little rascal will be in charge of the mass production of this electromagnetic weapons and I want 30 of them for tomorrow. -She wore a mocking expression while looking at me, then she whispered something to her sub-official and continued her annoying demand. -if you can accomplish this little task, you will be promoted to high slave, but if you fail me, then you will return to low slave.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

Seriously! I felt like I could slap a little girl today!

-You damn smurf! How am I supposed to gather so much metal, it would take me a month with my current level. -I answered her while trying to keep a rotten smile. -And it would be unfair if you didn't give some help as my master in this little task.

To this, she looked surprised as if she had lost this round. -Very well, I will give you a map with the location of a mine that was raided by fairies last month. if you can recover it and eliminate all the fairies, I would give you a week. I think it's enough time for you.

-Fine! -I took the map and ran straight to the star eyed Frodous, who was watching after the the electric washer of the death, as I decided to name it.

You don't like the name, do you? Well, when you create one of those, you can name pussy breaker if you want!

After packing our stuff, we began our journey towards the mine, that was conveniently ah hour of walking away from the camp.

In the way to the mine, Frodous asked the guards who were “watching after us” why the mine hadn't been recovered before, to which they replied with a “it's too troublesome!. I was thinking why the fairy were raiding a mine to begin with. Weren't the fairies in my world all nature lovers and that stuff?

When I inquired about it, and the reaction of the others was rather weird.

-Fairies are scary, they used to raid the villages around Greenarie and they would kidnap the women every time they did those raids. -Answered a paled Froudous.

-The fairies had this weird tentacles that can get pregnant every woman with a bit of their nectar. That's why in our group is only composed of men.

Kidnapping? Tentacles? Seriously, I couldn't imagine a fairy with those traits, what the hell is wrong with this world?

-You're not joking, right? The fairies I used to know would protect the forests and wouldn't be more dangerous than a fly. -I said to myself, trying to stop the need to pop that was building in my pants.

-Hear me when I say it, boy. The fairies are the most nasty creatures I've ever met, they would hide in the bushes next to the roads and would paralyze when you pass near to it. Then they would eat you if you're not a woman, What.... -An old soldier said as he ran towards a tree.

-It's them. -Said Frodous as he hid behind me.

Then I saw it, a creature so ugly and monstrous that my only thought was to run away from there.

The old man seemed to be experienced in warfare, but it was useless as he wasn't fighting a humanoid being.

So he wasn't prepared when four tentacles flied towards the old man and grabbed him from his four limbs. The old man tried to hit the creature with the handle of his sword, but it was useless as the creature tore off everyone of his limbs.

Oh God of the lolis! Please protect me!

The fairies must be racists right? I'm not a Japanese girl so I should be safe. They wouldn't kill this honest little boy and his weird friend, right?

Fifth ReportINDEX Sixth Report Part 2

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