After this chapter, the plot will begin. The chapter until now had been the introduction, so I think they could be boring.
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Fifth Report: A blue Haired girl kicked my ass
April 28, 2014 on Earth Puck 29, 7639 on Jadrian
A unlucky prisoner reporting.
The human confederation captured us last night while we were camping in the woods. It seems that fleeing from the city was considered treason in this world by the faith of the God of Light.
But before that, let me explain why I called Frodous a treasure that I had stolen.
No, it wasn't because he was pretty. He didn't have a ring that made him invisible either, and I won't begin calling it my precious.
No, the truth was that he has an special ability which allows him to change his appearance at will.
That was the reason why I confused him with a girl the first time met him. Seriously, I wouldn't have noticed if it weren't by his little friend appearing.
For my grandma's panties!
It's fortunate that he can't change his sex at will or it would be even more weird from what it is.
Why I'm explaining it now of all the times?
Well, he can change his appearance to that of a human as well, which saved him from becoming a slave of the human confederation.
No that it mattered, as we are prisoners and have to work until death for them.
The advance of the elven army was astonishing since I had destroyed the capital of the kingdom toy. They had conquered 75% of the world and were constantly advancing to the most important cities of this world. In the beginning they only had 45% of the world territory, but now they have conquered 20% from the human territory and 10% from the demon territory.
The humans were left with around of 10% of the world's territory and the demon with the 15% of it, which had forced them to force alliances to stop the advance of their enemies. It wasn't as the population was less, so they could recover their territory with some revolts around the world.
The human confederation was what was created in order to unite the human countries in an organization, kind of like the UN, but with more drunks guys and without the Chinese guy who everyone remembers.
My work in that damn prison was to wash the dirty clothes from the human army and once in a while we would go to the battlefields to loot the bodies from the enemy soldiers.
Yes, the confederation was so poor that it had to take the short swords and the bows from the enemies corpses!
I would have felt some pity for them or regret for having caused this situation, if they weren't treating me like a fucking workhorse!
Have you ever tried to steal bow from a dead elf?
It's a fucking pain in the ass! When a elf die, they tend to hold their bows between their thighs. I tanked to God that some elven testicle didn't fly when I was pulling out the bows, Frodous wasn't so lucky though.
And everything I have been talking about passed in a single day!
The only good thing about being in this prison is that I found the girl who Master send to save me.
Let me explain my first impression about her. She is an angel fallen from the heavens to save me. Her shining blue hair, her captivating blue irises and her frown while she is glaring at me is the best thing I've seen in my life!
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Then, she kicked me in the ass!
I rolled on the ground until I crashed against a wall where a demon's corpse was staring directly at my face.
-Wahaahahahahahahahaha
-What was that for, you little bitch! -I protested, it wasn't a good thing to be kicked in your first meeting after all.
-Shut up, you damn brat. You were supposed to be in the elven kingdom, why did you have to go out your way and create more trouble for me! -She said as she approached towards me with a piece of paper in her hand.
-Hey! I'm sure that we have the same age to begin with and what is that thing?
-Your slave documentation. I've bought you and your little friend. -She rubbed the document in my face with a sadistic smile. -Master ordered me to keep you alive and train you, but he didn't say anything about not treating you as an slave.
-Why did I have to end with a fucking sadist? Oh God, have you forgotten about your little Asian?
As I was praying to the sky, I felt how I began to fly towards the sky.
She kicked me again, didn't her?
Thud!
I fell in my ass on the hard ground. I began to rub my ass while Frodous was using his healing magic at me.
-Why did you do that, you damn smurf?
This damn kid was trying to kill me with an evil grin every time I wasn't paying attention!
-Here, I'm known as lady disaster and I'm the one who is in charge of the army in this region. You should respect me and you piss me off every time I see your face.
-You damn rat.
-Jonathan, have him to wash twice the clothes he should wash from now on.
-yes, lady Asteria.
Fucking luck!
So I spent the rest of my day washing dirty clothes, mommy you didn't taught me to behave like a girl.
-Kang Yong-Suk
Responses (2)
1.-
You met Alice at least, she was strangely angry the last time she send us a report saying things like I will make him do stuns all the day long while I'm ripping his porn to shreds when I met him.
-Jav
2.-
You should accept it, you were born to be a masochist. Every woman who met you wants to kick your ass. You could eat in the floor too, you know how it's a good exercise for you neck too.
JAJAAJAJAJ
-John
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