It was a peaceful night in Eden. The moon was out in the starry sky and Silver was sleeping peacefully in her bed. While she was comfortably rolling around in her night gown, her ears picked up on the sound of her bedroom door slamming shut. She opened her eyes and saw Aaron locking the door. Aaron sees her wake up and is only able to give a nervous smile. She immediately sits up and starts to get out of her bed.

Silver:

Aaron? WHAT ARE YOU--

Aaron:

{PHANTOM HAND}!!

The magical hand covers Silver's mouth as Aaron continues to barricade the door with chairs and furniture. Silver picks up multiple objects from her bedside table and throws them at Aaron.

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Aaron:

Ow!! Ow!!! Quiet down! They'll hear us!!!

Silver:

HMMMFMFHHFMFMFMFMHHHMMFF!!!!!!

Silver picks up her shield that's beside her bed and immediately changes the look of panic on her face to a look of rage. She pried off the radiant hand and charged into Aaron, cornering him into a wall.

Silver:

So!! You fucking thought that you could defile me while I was sleeping! Like hell a bitch ass like you would get the chance to do that!!!

Silver raised her shield high into the air and prepared to bring it down onto the pervert in front of her

Aaron:

WAIT WAIT WAIT! CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR ELSE THEY'LL--

Their peaceful discussion was interrupted by a loud crash coming from outside the room. Both of the adventurers stared at the door and figured that the noise came from a plate breaking in their kitchen. The two looked at each other wide-eyed and Aaron was finally given an opportunity to explain himself.

Aaron:

I was sleeping on the couch, then I heard some movement. I got up and saw someone looking through the cupboards in the pantry! I said "fuck that" and ran up here!

Silver:

Did your rogue friends finally break into this house like you threatened?

Aaron:

I'm flattered you actually thought I had friends.

The two cautiously got up and approached the door. Silver passed Aaron a lamp that she kept in her room. Silver gently opened the door and the two tiptoed their way down the stairs. They came to a halt when they saw a figure walking around their kitchen. Silver whispers to Aaron.

Silver:

*whisper* Say something! *whisper*

Aaron:

There's a beautiful young woman here! You can do what ever you want with her as long as you let me leave alive!

Silver:

I will shove this shield into your face after I'm done with him.

Aaron:

Did you here that! Are you going to let that go, or come here and take her like a real man!!!

Silver grabbed onto Aaron's hoodie and shook him around as he tried to negotiate with the burglar. Aaron raised the lamp to brighten the room and reveal the thief's face. The two looked at the stunned girl who stood in the middle of their kitchen. She wore white religious clothing and had hazel hair. It was Nia, holding a sandwich in her mouth. The plate fell from her hand a smashed on the floor. The three stared at each other without anyone moving. Then, a blood curdling scream broke the silence

Nia:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron:

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!!!

Silver:

HOW DID YOU GET IN?

The commotion was interrupted by a pantry cabinet opening by itself. Inside the cabinet, was an orange furred fox girl who groggily rubbed her eyes.

Ruby:

*yawn* Why's everyone screaming............................oh.

Ruby's eyes widen as she sees Aaron and Silver standing on the staircase next to the front door.

Ruby:

Yo.

Ruby quickly jumped out of her hiding hole and took out her staff.

Ruby:

{CHAIN PRISON}!!

Chains wrap around Ruby and Aaron, causing the rogue to fall down the stairs and bring Silver down with him.

Aaron:

OH SHIT!

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Ruby:

Nia!! Pull me out of here!!

Nia:

BUT WHYYYYY!! YOU ALWAYS BULLY ME!

Ruby:

IF YOU DON'T, I WILL CHAIN YOU UP LATER!!!

Nia reluctantly grabbed on to Ruby and made a run for the door. Aaron laid stuck on the floor on top of Silver, both of them being a few feet away from the entrance. Nia swung the door open and was about to make her escape.

Aaron:

OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU BITCH!!! {PHANTOM HAND}!!!

The magical hand slams the door shut, causing the cleric to knock her head on the wooden door. Nia turns around in a daze and is suddenly greeted by a white haired demon pummelling a shield into her face. Nia falls to the ground.

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Aaron and Silver sat at a table in front of their two "guests". Ruby was still tied up in chains and Nia was wrapped up in spare rope kept in the house.

Silver:

So, do you want to tell us how you got here.

Ruby:

Not really.

Aaron:

Welp, desperate time call for drastic measures.

Aaron got up from his chair and stood behind the chained up girl. His eyes glinted in the dark room as he vigorously started to rub the fox girl's ears.

Ruby:

OK OK OK!!! WE THREW A BRICK AT YOUR WINDOW AND SNUCK IN WHILE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE!!!

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Silver:

WAIT WHAT!!! AARON HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE GLASS BREAKING!!!!

Nia:

We used bait to distract him.

Aaron:

What do you mean?

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Aaron woke up from his sleep in the middle of the night as he heard a tapping on the window. He looked towards the source of the knocks and witnessed beauty in front of him. He saw a floating pair of panties behind the glass. It glowed softly in the bright moonlight. He jumped off the couch and bolted directly through the window. He landed with a crash outside and looked around for his precious treasure. What he failed to notice, was Ruby and Nia sneaking in from another window, dragging a piece of underwear behind them

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Silver:

Aren't you supposed to have the highest intelligence in the group...

Aaron:

What do you expect me to do? NOT try to chase suspicious underwear?

Ruby:

I thought your distraction was better though, Silver.

Ruby smiled at the confused knight while reminiscing on the trick they pulled on Silver.

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Silver woke up from her sleep in the middle of the night as she heard a tapping on the window. She slowly stood up from her bed and looked towards the sound of the knocking. There she saw beauty in front of her. A triple decker steak sandwich with extra cheese floated behind the glass. It's lush green cabbage sat between the white bread as it hung precariously on a hook. Silver charged through her window with her shield in an attempt to grab the sandwich, but instead she fell to the ground two storeys below her.

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Aaron:

You almost died..... for a goddamn sandwich.

Silver:

It had soft bread and melty cheese! Who could resist!

Nia:

See, I told you the cheese was good in it Ruby! The was also meat soft and tender anddd--

Silver:

Wait, you ate my sandwich.

Nia:

Yeah, why?

Silver jumped Nia and pulled her shield off her back. She proceeded to crush the cleric on the floor with her weapon.

Nia:

AAAARRONNNNN!!! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

Ruby smiled at the cleric's misfortune as Aaron remained unsurprised by the turn of events. Aaron turns to the fox girl and continues his questioning.

Aaron:

Anyways, why the fuck are you breaking into this house. Did you finally notice how handsome the man standing next to you is and couldn't stay away?

Aaron smirked and spoke in a smug voice. He took a pose in an attempt to show off his non-existent good looks.

Ruby:

Do you ever wonder how far I could stick my staff into your butt?

Aaron:

You're the one who's chained up here so before I find out how far my "staff" can go up your butt you better answer.

Aaron drops his previously joking tone and grips onto the fox girl's head tightly. Aaron also pulls the enraged Silver off the tormented cleric. Nia spoke through tears and sniffles as to answer Aaron's question.

Nia:

You guys.. left me on the first night...... I was cold... and sad.. so when Ruby showed me how to get in here... I thought it would be nice.......... to have a warm place to sleep for once.....

Ruby:

It's not like you guys found us in here for the past 3 days so we just assumed our presence didn't disturb anyone...

Silver:

Wait, 3 DAYS!

Ruby:

Yeah, I've taken over the cupboards to sleep in while Nia slept in the laundry room.

Aaron perked up when he heard Nia's sleeping spot and quickly brought up question.

Aaron:

Nia-a-a... did you happen to hear any sort of rustling while you were sleeping there. Or any weird noises-s-s

Nia:

Sometimes the lights would turn on and you would come in. But I would be in a basket filled with clothes so I can't see what's happening. What do you do so late at night where Silver keeps all her--

Aaron:

That is not important.

Silver immediately stared at the rogue who was guilty of committing multiple sinful acts in that laundry room. Ruby piped up during this moment with her regular villainous tone.

Ruby:

Oh, I'm sure what Aaron did in there couldn't be as bad as what we saw you do with your shield last night.

Silver's face blushes and turn red as she panics a little. She embarrassedly tries to raise her hands towards Ruby as to try silence her. Ruby fakes an erotic and lust filled voice to mimic Silver's action

Ruby:

"Ohhhhh Shield! Your hard smooth body makes me feel so hot inside! I just want rub you with my juices all night until I can't move.... Oh what's that! You want a second round... well aren't you being active to night!"

Ruby started rub her self down in an attempt to replicate Silver's movement during her adult session with her prized shield.

Silver:

THAT'S ENOUGH THAT'S ENOUGH!!

Aaron:

Keep going, I want to hear what she did to the shield and how you're going to re-enact it

Ruby:

I'm here to embarrass Silver, not pleasure you rod.

Ruby quickly stopped any form of acting to ensure that Aaron did not receive anymore satisfaction.

Aaron:

You know, Silver, with 3 girls in this house and you feeling that way at night, we can take this story in an entirely different question if you just ask me to help.

Aaron tried to speak with all his charisma but was instantly shot down by everyone at the table.

Nia:

So if all the questions are overrrrrrrr... I'm going to go back to sleep.

Silver:

You can't just sleep in my house!

Nia:

WHY NOTTTTTTT!!!!!! AARON SLEEPS HERE!!! AREN'T I A BETTER GUEST THAN THAT GARBAGE!!!

Aaron:

I clean, do laundry and cook, so this "garbage" is the only thing making this household work. If you want to stay here, you have to do something of equal worth.

Ruby:

I can cast trap magic over Aaron every night to stop him from doing anything.

Silver:

You're staying here starting today, Ruby.

Silver quickly replied to Ruby's proposal without any form of hesitation. Ruby gave a thumbs up to Aaron, who was annoyed at how easily the mage was accepted into the household. Nia was still making futile attempts to justify her staying here.

Nia:

Um..um.. I can help Aaron cook!

Aaron:

You're going to end up burning down the entire kitchen.

Nia:

Then, I'll tend to the flowers outside!

Silver:

You'll drown the plants in a matter of seconds.

Nia's eyes started to swell up again as the group continued to bash all her ideas

Nia:

THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DOOO!!!

She rolled around on the floor while still tied up and stuffed her face into Aaron's pants. Aaron made multiple attempts to kick the crying girl off as she made unintelligible noises.

Just then, the peaceful night was interrupted by rain. The sound of water droplets hitting the roof broke everyones focus. The howling winds shook the entire house as loud thunder could be heard in the distance.

Silver:

Oh no! Did I close all the windows! Rain will damage the flooring and a single bolt of lighting could destroy this entire house!

Aaron looked out of the window in the kitchen and remembered a useful device from his previous world. He thought for a few more seconds then looked down towards the crying Nia at his foot.

Aaron:

Nia, I have an idea for what you can do.

Nia:

Really!

Nia looked up from her despair with a beaming smile. She radiated happiness as she could finaly stay in Silver's house. However, she was greeted by a demonic smile on Aaron's face. Aaron began to laugh maniacally as he thought about his plans. Nia's face suddenly fell.

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A few moments later...

Nia:

AAAARRRRRRRROOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!! HOW IS THISS SUPPOSSED TO PROTECC THE HOUSE FROM LIGHTNINGGG!!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEEE HERREEEEEEE!!!! AAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron:

It's called a lightning rod, you'll attract all the lightning so none of it hits the house.

Aaron stood on the roof of Silver's house next to Nia, who was bound to a tall metal pole. The strong winds and rains drenched Nia's clothing while Aaron happily sat under an umbrella. Aaron's ingenious idea was for Nia to stand on top of the house during storms to act as a lightning rod so as to protect everyone else. Silver and Ruby were standing on the pavement in front of the house, watching the chaos from afar. Ruby shuddered in place as she drooled over Nia's displeasure.

Ruby:

God, I wish I could be standing up there to tease her....

The atrocious weather continued as the winds strengthened, which blew the wet cleric's hair all over the place. 

Nia:

LET MEE GOO ARROONNNNNNNN!!! HEELLLPPP MEEEEE!!! I DON'T WANNNAAA DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

Aaron:

Quiet down... the neighbours are still sleeping.

Nia:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cleric squirmed around to try escape her impending doom. Aaron watched as the girl made futile attempts in freeing herself. The sound of thunder drew closer towards the group.

Nia:

THE LIGHTNINGS COMMMINNNNGGGG HERREEEEE!!!!! I HAVE TO GETTTTT OUUUTTT!!!

Just as Nia was about to escape, lightning struck the metal pole the unlucky girl was strapped to. The loud crash of the lighting resounded throughout the town. The shockwave after the impact broke the rope and launched Nia towards Aaron. The soaking wet cleric hit the rogue and knocked him off balance. Aaron stumbled backwards and lost his footing. The boy fell over and rolled off the roof of the house. Before he had realised it, the boy was plummeting to the ground. He reached out his hand, but he couldn't grab onto anything. Everyone, except Ruby who was extremely delighted, stared in horror as Aaron fell head first from the two-storey building. And in a matter of seconds, the boy hit the ground and a loud crack emerged from his neck.

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Aaron died.