Aaron felt the cold, stone floor on his back. He opened his eyes and stared at the cracked and aged ceiling of the dungeon. He could feel a warm weight on his stomach and something in his mouth. He looked at it while still lying on the ground, and found out it was Ruby sitting on him while shoving her foot in his mouth.
Ruby:
Oh, you're awake. Are you enjoying you food?
Ruby was smiling demonically at the teenage who was forced to suck on her toes.
Aaron:
Akchually, this ish kind of nice-sh. I can kind of shee up ur shkirt
Ruby:
Wha--
Aaron opened his mouth quickly and bit down on her toes at full force.
Ruby:
OWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW!!!
{-1HP}
Ruby got off the rogue and cared for her bleeding foot in the corner.
Aaron looked around the room and noticed a wooden door with a sign on it. He checked his body and saw that he was not missing any items.
Aaron:
Where the hell is everyone?
Ruby:
I only found you in this room. The others are probably being captured somewhere else.
Aaron:
What's past that door?
Ruby:
How would I know? I was waiting to watch you go through it and see if there was any kind of painful death.
Aaron peered at the sign that hung on the door
Sign board:
*****
You have done wrong to enter this tomb. Only the most reckless of adventurers would dare steal my prized possessions. If you wish to leave with you lives, you must complete 3 challenges. Only then, may you exit this dungeon.
*****
Another wooden door stood on the opposite end of the room. Its ominous figure imposed the duo.
"The generic "solve these 3 puzzles and you leave with your life trope", I know this is a TRPG, but can't you be a bit more original"
Ruby walked up next to Aaron and opened the door. The next room was narrower, but much longer than the room they were standing in now. The floor was filled with black and white tiles, each only had enough space to fit a single foot.
Ruby:
Awwww... I was kind of hoping for something more deadly....
Ruby looked at the long corridor upset as Aaron analysed the situation.
"If the floor looks weird, theres some sort of trap isn't there...But what kind I don't know... There is a way to test it though"
Ruby:
Aaron! Do you want to walk in there and see what will happen!--
Aaron raised his foot and kicked the fox girl onto the tiled floor. Her tail flew around aimlessly as she was launched by Aaron. She landed inside the next room but no traps were triggered.
{-2HP}
Ruby:
I should be the one kicking people!!!
Aaron didn't care about Ruby's protests and continued to step into the tiled hallway.
Aaron:
Looks like there aren't any trap-- OH FUCK!!
Aaron's foot touched the floor and a tile immediately disappeared. It was then replaced by a pillar of flame hot enough to melt steel. The fire burnt Aaron's foot as he stumbled next to Ruby.
{-5HP}
Ruby placed here hands on a few tiles and noticed as giant infernos popped out. The room suddenly gained a red tint as the two stared in horror. The tiles started to disappear rapidly from where Aaron and Ruby initially stood. Being the brave and courageous hero he is, Aaron decided to take a single course of action.
Aaron:
RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
The two sprinted down the hall as columns of fire jumped out from tiles around them. The length of corridor behind them was now nothing but fire.
Ruby:
I'm going to say this now *pant* but this is all your fault *pant*
Aaron:
*pant* THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant*
The end was now in sight. It was a cobblestone platform with a wooden door identical to the one they passed through. They were only a few feet from salvation when Ruby said her next lines
Ruby:
Actually, it is important
Aaron:
huh?
Ruby grinned at the rogue who was slightly behind her. The fox leapt into the air and pointed her staff towards Aaron.
Ruby:
NOW YOU CAN REFLECT ON YOUR ACTIONS WHILE YOU BURN!!! {CHAIN PRISON}!!!
Metal chains quickly appeared and tightly wrapped around each of their bodies. Aaron fell down on the tiles while Ruby used the extra height from her jump to make it safely on to the cobblestone.
Aaron:
WHAT THE HELLLL!!!!!
The rogue shouted at the fox girl who was now staring at him. Both of them were on the ground and trapped.
Ruby:
This is going to be so fun watching you burn! Oh, imagine the look on your face as you desperately attempt to escape your bindings! Maybe I should help you out........ But only if you apologise and call me you master! I might even help loosen your chains a little if you do that just so you think you have a chance.
Ruby's face was beet red as she drooled over floor. A feeling of hotness passed through her body as thought of Aaron's suffering crossed her mind. She shook and shuddered in an attempt to relieve some of the sexual desire pent up in her.
"This asshole is the deadliest trap in this hallway"
The wave of fire was now not too far away from Aaron.
Aaron:
If you want to play like that...
Aaron returned a villainous face to the tied up demi-human.
Aaron:
{PHANTOM HAND}!!
The magical hand appeared next to Ruby. It grabbed one of the loose chains and began pulling the girl back onto the tiles. Ruby now started the shout in fear rather than lust.
Ruby:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO DIE!!!
The girl was now next to Aaron as she wriggled around.
Ruby:
WE'RE BOTH GOING TO DIE NOW!!!
Aaron:
I KNOW!!!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT!!!
Aaron laughed maniacally as Ruby tried to undo her chains. The fire was now a few feet behind them. Ruby continued to slowly get herself out of her chains.
Ruby:
I can still get out of here!
Aaron:
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!
The {Phantom Hand} now moved and grabbed Ruby's tail. It vigorously stroked and rubbed her fur which sent pulses through Ruby's spine.
Ruby:
♪♪Hnnn♪♪...♪♪Ahhhn♪♪...AARON....♪Ahhhn♪♪......♪STOOOPP♪♪♪♪!!
Aaron:
I'M SURE THIS FLUFFY TAIL WOULD MAKE GREAT KINDLE!!
Aaron face filled with glee despite the fact that flames were now licking his toes. Ruby was now unable to focus on removing her chains as the magical hand prodded and harassed her sensitive tail. The tile's around Aaron disappeared and flames surround him. The heat was unbearable. The tile underneath Aaron's foot combusted and burnt his leg once again
Aaron:
OW OW OW OW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
{-5HP}
{-5HP}
Then, Aaron hears the sounds of the chains cracking and shattering into light. The fire burnt the chains enough to dispel the magic. Aaron got to his feet and loomed over the fox girl who was still chained up. The girl looked at the man towering over her as the fiery ground around him singed her soft fur
Ruby:
uhhhhh....
Aaron smiled sweetly at the girl who almost killed him. He then proceeded to launch his leg into her which sent the fox hurdling through the wooden door. Ruby was motionless on the cobblestone ground for a few seconds after she landed
{-4HP}
Aaron escaped the fiery hallway and cooled down in the next room with Ruby. The chains that trapped Ruby were no longer imprisoning her as she finally broke free. While still holding a grudge against each other, the two looked around their new room. It was similar to their first room but with a large chest in the centre of it. A wooden door with a sign stood on the other end of the room. They peered at it at read the sign.
Sign:
***
If you want this door to unlock, you must defeat the monster that resides within the chest.
***
Both adventurers stared at the chest and circled it
Aaron:
Alright, the plan.
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Aaron placed his hand on the wooden chest and drew his sword. Ruby stood to the left of the chest and pulled out her staff.
Aaron:
I'll open this chest and stab my sword in. You get ready to cast you traps in case something jumps out.
Ruby nodded and the both of them stared at the chest. Aaron lifted the chests lid and stabbed his sword into the chest multiple times. His eyes were closed as he was scared of the entire situation.
Aaron:
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
However, Aaron opened his eyes and was greeted to a heaping pile of nothing. There was no sleeping goblin, no tiny dragons, or hoards of rats. Aaron dug his hand into the storage space in search for something to fight.
Ruby:
Awwwww.... nothing was suffering...
Aaron:
Where the hell is the--
{-3HP}
The chest suddenly shut, catching Aaron's arm. Its wooden lid curved and formed a pair of eyes. The strength behind its bite increased as Aaron tried to pull away. The chest was a mimic.
Aaron:
YYYEEEEOOOWWWCHHH GET OFF!!!! GET OFF!!!!!!!!! GET OFF!!!!!! GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!! GET OFF!! GET OFF!! GET OFF!!!!!!!!!
{-3HP}
Aaron screamed as the chest latched on to his arm and did not let go. Ruby laughed at Aaron as he was being devoured. Aaron looked at the cheerful girl and shouted.
Aaron:
HELP ME OUT YOU BITCH!!
Ruby:
Nah! I don't feel like it!
Ruby crossed her arm and instead watched Aaron struggle. Aaron stuffed his sword into the mimc's mouth and used it as a lever to pry it open.
{Strength Check:SUCCESS}
Aaron barely pulled his hand out of the chest's mouth.
Aaron kicked the chest toward the fox girl who was laughing away.
Aaron:
Let's see how you like it!!
Ruby:
huh? NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
The chest clambered to Ruby as she panicked and tried to run. However, The chest bit down on her tail and trapped her.
{-6HP}
Ruby:
OOOOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! ARON!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
Aaron stood next to the fox who was whacking the chest with all her might.
Aaron:
Nah... I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
Aaron smugly returned a very familiar quote to Ruby. The mage crawled to Aaron's feet in pain. She was only able to muster up a few words due to the pain
Ruby:
Silver...gave... me..a....little.....tip..
Aaron:
Oh.. and what would that be?
Aaron stared as the chest continued to bite on to Ruby's sensitive part. Ruby quickly winded her staff backwards, then struck Aaron's stomach at full force.
{Defence Check:FAILED}
Aaron used {Projectile Vomit}
{Status effect:Resolve Down}
Silver had taught Ruby the oldest trick in the book. A stream of barf launched itself out of Aaron's mouth and landed on the monster. The monster recoiled and shambled backwards.
Aaron:
Remind me.......to beat her ass later.........
Aaron was out of breath as using his strongest skill exhausted him.
Ruby:
{Chain Prison}!!!
Metal chains wrapped around the chest and around Ruby. They both lay on the floor. The chest tried to open but couldn't due to its bindings. This left only its eyes to stare at them menacingly.
Ruby:
Aaron, give it the most painful death it could have. I'm only letting you have this oppurtunity because I never expected something more vile than you to ever exist...
Ruby's eyes were filled with hatred as she stared down the monster that had caused her precious tail so much pain.
Aaron:
Why am I the benchmark for monsters.
The boy who has forcibly touched her most sensitive parts and has repeatedly tried to kill her was confused at Ruby's words. The rogue lifted his sword and struck the mimic
{-1HP}
Aaron:
You have to be fucking kidding me.
Ruby:
What, are you too much of a wimp to do any real damage?
"How am I supposed to kill this bitch................... And I'm not talking about Ruby."
Aaron could feel the chest gaze at him mockingly. It made a noise as if it were laughing.
Aaron:
Did you just make fun of me, mimic
Aaron stared at the chest for a few seconds then looked to Ruby.
Aaron:
Ruby, I have an idea you might like
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Ruby and Aaron dragged the chest to the wooden door that led to the fiery corridor. The flames were burning brighter than ever before. The chest suddenly panicked and tried to plead with its two captors.
Aaron:
Okay on the count of 3
The chest shook around as the two adventurers picked it up using loose chains. Tears started to fall out of the chest's eyes and it made crashing sounds as if it were screaming.
Aaron and Ruby:
1......2.............3!!
The box was swung around and tossed into the flames. The fire burnt the box as the two adventurers remained unfazed at the blood curdling scream the mimic produced. Ruby gave out a smile while Aaron just looked at her.
"I shouldn't be fuelling her sadistic kinks"
They turned around and headed to the exit. They turned the door handle that would lead to the next room. A distinct "click" sound was heard as the door swung open revealing a large room. The two could see a set of stone staircases, similar to the one they had used to enter the dungeon. Then their eyes darted to their left and they witnessed two ferocious beasts staring at them. These monsters brought calamity everywhere they went. They were known for sending adventurers into a spiral of despair without laying a finger on them. It was Silver and Nia.
Aaron:
Oh, you're alive.....great.
Silver:
You don't have to show your dismay that obviously....
Aaron:
How did you guys get out of your traps so quickly?
Silver:
Well.........
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Silver and Nia were dealing with the first corridor. Nia took a single step forward and instantly set off a flame.
Nia:
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!! SILLLVVEERRRRRRRRR MY FOOTTTTTTTT!!!
Nia hopped around while Silver continued into the hallway
Silver:
If your luck sets off every tile you step on...
Silver picked up Nia and carried her on her back.
Silver:
Then we just make it so you don't step on anything.
She then ran through the fire without looking back. Nia was still being burnt by multiple flames as the two quickly dashed through the hallway.
Nia:
SSSILLLLLVEEEERRRRRR!!! STAAAAHHHHPPPPPP!!!!! THE FIRE STILL BURNS BEHIND YOUU!!!!!!
The two then reached their second challenge and read the sign on the wooden door.
Sign:
***
If you want this door to unlock, you must defeat the monster that resides within the chest.
***
Nia:
Can you open the chest Silver. I feel like something bad is going to happen if--
Silver:
YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME YOU WOODEN BITCH!!!!
Silver took her shield off her back and pummeled the door. It soon became nothing but a pile of fire wood due to the shields repeated bashing.
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Aaron looked over to the pile of broken planks that sat at the doorway where Silver and Nia entered from. His eyes then landed on a cleric in burnt clothes being poked and harassed by the fox mage he was stuck with.
"I expected nothing else from these psychopaths"
Aaron:
What's the final challenge going to be?
Mysterious voice:
That would be me!
A pile of dark energy swarmed in the centre of the room. Everyone grouped and pointed their weapons at the monstrosity at the centre. It hovered near the ground and was completely black with red highlights.(Look up "Legend of Zelda Blight Ganon" and that's what it kind of looks like). It did not wield any weapons. Instead, it had long arms that dragged on the floor.
Mysterious creature:
I am a blight! If you wish to steal the precious treasure of this dungeon and leave, you must go through me!
The blight raised its hands forward as if trying to show off its magnificence.
Silver:
EAT THIS SHIELD, FUCK FACE!!
Silver ran ahead of the party and hit the demon with her favourite weapon. The blight simply stood there as Silver continued landing blows.
{-1HP}
{-1HP}
{-1HP}
{-1HP}
Blight:
You foolish humans. Theres a reason I transcended such a useless race!! I learned these monster powers to become stronger than ever before. Now, you wish to steal my prized possessions and get a way with it! KNOW YOUR PLACE!!
The blight pointed his hands towards the three who were still grouped together. Balls of energy formed in its hand and created strong gusts of wind. The balls targeted the group at full force.
Aaron:
OH SHIT!
Aaron quickly dove behind the petrified Nia and cowered behind her.
Nia:
YOU'RE THE MEELEE FIGHTER!!! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THE HEALER--
Nia was cut off as the dark balls launched into her at full force, sending her flying through the air. Nia served her purpose of being a meat shield well.
Nia:
AAARRRROOONNNNN!!!!
Nia landed a few feet away and stayed on the ground.
{-12HP}
Blight:
I know exactly what you're thinking now! I still have a small part of human in me after all! You wish to run away from here! You want to go home and cry to your moms!! BUT ITS USELESS!!
The blight continued its monologue and laughed maniacally as the team continued there attempts to slay the beast
After taking a few moments to enjoy Nia's suffering, Ruby took out her staff and casted her own spell.
Ruby:
Gods above, subdue my enemies and force them to the ground! Allow me to end their pitiful life and assert dominance over them! {CHAIN PRISON}!
Portals unleashing chains appeared above the blight and Ruby. The chains tightly wrapped around them. However the chains surrounding the blight instantly broke. Only Ruby was left bound and trapped on the floor.
Blight:
Magic doesn't work on me you idiotic monkeys.
"We're absolutely fucked aren't we, Cris. There has to some way to beat this thing!! This is when I'm supposed to get my super saiyan mode or some shit RIGHT!!!! Second Gear!!!!! Full Cowl!! GODDAMMIT CRIS!!!! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BRIBE HIM!! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON ME--"
(Writer's note:To all the non-weebs, references are to Dragon Ball, One Piece, My Hero Academia in that order.)
Aaron suddenly realised a solution to the problem. Aaron laughed crazily as all eyes now landed on him. The blight looked at the boy confused.
Aaron:
Blight! You don't have to be killed right? You just have to let us pass.
Blight:
That is true. But how do you expect to force me to give you permission!
Aaron:
I can't force you, but I want to trade.
The blight sat on the ground and looked intrigued at Aaron's proposal. Aaron made one of his famous demonic grins as all his teammates suddenly had a bad feeling.
Blight:
And what kind of valuables would make a demon, who has far surpassed his human body, want to trade with you.
Aaron's face beamed at the demon who now floated in front him. He reached into his hoodie pocket and firmly grasped onto something.
Aaron:
An item who's temptations transcends races and universes..
Aaron pulled out the treasure from his pocket and hoisted it in front of him. The blight was shocked, while Aaron's teammates looked at him disapprovingly.
Aaron:
PANTIES!!!!!!!
Aaron held out three pairs of underwear. Each of them were from one of his teammates.
Blight:
Ohohohoho! Valuable indeed!
Silver:
WAIT!! WEREN'T THOSE USED AS BAIT AND LEFT IN THE SACKS!!!!!!
Aaron:
I never said I wasn't going to keep some of them.
Silver protested as Aaron continued his sales pitch.
Aaron:
THESE pairs of linen are from not one, not two, but from THREE different girls! The fine ladies surrounding us have so kindly donated these and are willing to give them to you!
Silver:
YOU STOLE THEM FROM MY HOUSE!!!
The blight suddenly wrapped itself in a cloud of dark mist. The twisting mist slowly subsided, leaving a man who looked to be in his 30s standing there. He wore a full formal suit that looked similar to a tuxedo and walked forward to the rogue who was showcasing his goods. He held a vial filled with a red fluid in one of his hands.
Blight:
These are top quality indeed!
The blight handled the panties delicately as he raised them to light and basked in their glory similarly to how Aaron did previously
Nia:
GIVE THEMMM BACKKKKK!!!!!
Aaron:
Do you want to get out of this alive or not!!
Aaron held the distraught Nia at arm's length as the blight continued his inspection.
Blight:
Still three panties for the entire purpose of my existence. Isn't that a bit unfavourable. This potion will temporarily give you a strength stat of 30 after all!!
The man-blight swirled the red liquid in his hand as he stroked his chin. Aaron simply smiled and pretended to act confused.
Aaron:
Three? Don't you know...
Aaron dropped his voice and looked at the blight maliciously.
Aaron:
There's an entire sack filled with these outside......
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The team happily walked out of the dungeon, well Aaron was happy at least. He exchanged items with the blight-man and waved good bye.
Blight:
Do stop by anytime. I'm sure we could strike a few more deals together......
The team walked away from the stone staircases and made their way back to the town. Aaron held on to the red vial and observed its colour under the sunlight.
"30 strength huh. We can do some crazy shit with that much power."
Aaron's thoughts were interrupted by a crying and complaining Nia
Nia:
AARON! HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO WALK AROUND NORMALLY WITHOUT OUR UNDERWEAR!
Aaron:
You guys didn't notice it earlier in the adventurer's guild. Silver still has her's cause because I couldn't take it through her pants. You can see if she'll lend them to you if you ask nicely.
Silver:
But thanks to you this is the only pair I have left....
Ruby:
I have a better plan. We steal Aaron's clothes. One of us will take his underwear and the other will take his pants. That way, it'll be less awkward when walking through town.
Aaron:
Wait what.
Nia:
That doesn't sound too bad. We'll give him whoever's not using their skirt so he can cover up if he wants to.
Aaron:
Wait wait wait wait! I DON'T AGREE TO THIS!!!!!`
Silver:
I don't need anything from him but I'll help you out.
Aaron:
HOLD ON WE CAN TAKE ABOUT THIS CALMLY RIGHTTTTT!!!
Ruby:
{CHAIN PRISON}!!
Aaron fell to the ground. He could do nothing as the three girls surrounded him, ready to get pay back.
"Cris, I'm starting to get the hint that everything I do, is going come around to fuck me over"