Day 1:
Hi my name is Adam, I’m seventeen and am currently in 11th grade. Ah, school is finally over. I can’t wait to hang out with friends, go to the beach or pool, and go to summer camps… Not! This summer I’m determined to not let a single drop of sunlight touch my skin. In fact, a new VRMMO game is coming out today where you can experience all five of your senses. People, all over the world are lining up to get a copy, including me. Currently I’m waiting in line behind a sweaty man wearing an elf costume and a muscle freak with nothing on but a speedo, but you know, I feel strangely comfortable. No I do not have a sweat or speedo fetish, if those are even things, but it’s kinda like being squished between two oddly shaped pillows. Oh! the doors opened. Hey stop pushing, what’s with this crowd. Ouch. Grandma! Why are you here. Ouch! Grandma why did you hit me. What do you mean I’m not going fast enough, ouch ouch, ok I get it I’ll move faster.
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Day 2:
Huff...Huff… I was in that hell hole for over an entire day. Who knew my grandma knew such… explicit language. Whatever, all I have to do now is start it up. What is this? I need a new console too. Where can I get that? Huh, the store I was just at is the only place to buy the system? I have to go back there? Noooo.
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Day 3:
How can a lady over 90 even move like that!? Is my spine meant to bend that way? It’s fine as long as I have the things I need to play with. Who needs a spine anyway? Over rated! Am I right?
Ooo, I get to pick a name. Hmmm… what about Wolf? Yeah that sounds good. Wolf it is. “Shua” wow, so this is the game world. I wonder what skill I should pick first. Oh! Cooking that sounds helpful. Blacksmithing, sign me up. Earth magic huh? Why not I guess that sounds fine too. WHAT? You can only have four skills at the start. Why did no one tell me this? Oh wait it might of been in the tutorial I skipped. Oh well. So for my last skill… martial arts sounds pretty strong. Ah it’s so late already. I guess I’ll just log on tomorrow.
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Day 4:
So… I read the forums. Apparently, all my skills are useless. Cooking, no one wants it, after all bread fills up your satiety and water your thirst. Blacksmithing, what’s the point, gathering ores is hard, and it’s cheaper to buy from a store. Earth magic, is supposedly the lamest of all the magic types since all it can do is trip up enemies. Even martial arts is considered pretty bad, it can’t break through armor and is consider weaker than swords, magic, and archery. Well, I can only have one account unless I go ask for one of grandma’s games. Yep, only one account. I should just make the best out of it for now and go try hunting some monsters.
Look, a slime. It’s the most basic of basic monsters. Even I should be able to beat that. “Pow” “Bang” “Crack.” What the hell! Why is that slime lvl 20. What kinda messed up developer put that right outside the main gate. Now I have bruises where bruises should never be. I don’t think I can be a bride anymore. Wahhhh.
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Day 5:
Since hunting didn’t go all too well last time, I guess I can try my hand at leveling up my cooking skill. Two hours later. Wow. This is surprisingly easy. There we go another pancake done.
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Your cooking skill has leveled up.
Current Cooking lvl: 5
Yum! These things are pretty tasty. It sucks how no one wants anything other than that extremely cheap bread though. Patience Wolf patience. They’ll eventually see your worth. Yeah, eventually. *A single tear rolls down the side of his face*.
You have earned a new title!
‘Huh? Maybe good things do happen sometimes’
Title: CryBaby - Options: None
‘Curse you cruel developers!’
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Day 6:
I got invited to my first party today. After I told them my skill set… I got kicked out of my first party today. On the bright side, I’m level 4 now from killing these weird gopher monsters I found in the field. Also, my earth magic is lvl 6 and can tie up small creatures and even my martial arts went up 2 levels allowing me to kick and punch harder. Maybe my luck is finally looking up.
You have earned a new title
‘Told ya’
Title: One with False Hope - Options: Pity from others
Yep. Time to throw this defective game out.
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Day 7:
I have found an effective method of hunting today. I crafted a frying pan with my blacksmithing skill and can heat it with my cooking skill while beating monsters with it. Yeah, I do look like some new kind of sadist cartoon character, running at small animals with a burning frying pan. However, you know what, it’s effective. Because of this new style of tormenting those smaller than me, I’ve managed to reach lvl 10 with all my skills lvl 7 or higher. Players are even starting to buy the better quality made weapons and food from players as their maximum satiety increase. I even managed to sell four pancakes today. I wonder what tomorrow holds in store. I think I understand the basics of fighting now and in a few levels I’ll be able to get my revenge of those green blobs of death. Hehehe what a wonderfully day that will be.
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