Hello everyone. As of this chapter I will start putting in more of my own comments. These will be in parenthesis and will have no relevance to the actual story. Why am I doing this? Someone gave me a suggestion to do this and I decided to try it out.
Sorry for being so late on the updates, let’s not tell anyone about this okay? *Hands virtual cookie over discreetly* I was sick, and exams are a thing, and other excuses (basically I’m very very lazy). So yeah… enjoy.
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Day 22: Today was the first time I would be fighting in a 2 on 2 battle (4 on 4 if you counted familiars). I ended up with that hooded girl. Apparently, she’s an elf named Isi. Who names their character that anyways? (Isi does, Silly Wolf) She has blue eyes, matching blue hair, and she was on the short side. Like really short side. Like I keep tripping over her when I’m not careful short side. Everything was just fine and dandy today until I started walking and kneed a cute elf girl in the face. I got some serious looks from others to. I can even hear some talking behind my back saying things like:
“He hit her!”
“What a poor girl.”
“What’s wrong with that guy”
“I wonder if he will hit me too. *heavy breathing/purring*” and one person was even crying. Like why are you crying, you weren’t kneed in the face. Anyways, back to the tournament. It was just like how the single matches were except, wait for it… there were two of us! Mind = Blown. When we finally heard our names called, after thirty minutes, I got up. Isi, however, was just sitting in her chair.
“Come on let’s go.” I said wondering why she hadn’t got up yet.
“Wolf, I’m scared.” Said the little elf shivering from head to toe.
“Why? You’ve been in fights before, after all this is the tournament’s 4th round”
“I know, it’s just that, I’m scared.”
“What do we do then?” I said deep in thought.
“Um, Wolf you could hug me and maybe I would feel better.” She said, turning beet red.
“Oh ,um, ok.” I started to lean in while she spread her arms wide. Once I was only two feet away and close enough to wrap my arms around the red girl I… bitch slapped her. From left to right backhand. Damn that felt good, like real good. Maybe I should bitch slap people more often (What? Just what?). I couldn’t help from letting out a small “Woop” after I did it either. Isi was just standing there speechless, with her arms out, and giant eyes.
“But… hug!?” she seemed to be mumbling something, but I haven’t been listening to anything anyone said since she said she was scared.
Skill Learned: Bitchslap
Level:1Experience till next level:0/100Rank:CCongratz, you decided to slap a hoe and earned this skill. As you can guess if you slap someone now it counts as skill use so no one can stop you. Options: 5% chance to stun and 20% chance to knock an allies debuff and negative status effects off. Note: Slapping some parts of the body may increase the chances to stun and remove debuff.
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‘Woah woah woah’ I thought, completely ignoring the girl I had just slapped. I can learn skillz? I didn’t know you could do that in this game. That means I just added another weapon to my already extremely messed up arsenal. Oh this is gonna be fun.
I got out of my seat and started to walk into the arena. I think Isi got the stun effect of the skill cause she wasn’t moving. I ended up picking her up princess style after thinking it over and deciding not to just throw her over my shoulder and carry her that way.
Once in the playing field I eyed our opponents and couldn’t help but whispering to Isi.
“Isi, I’m scared.” I know that’s probably extremely hypocritical, but these guys in front of us were built like tanks. Arms as round as my head and muscles bursting out everywhere. They even had two gorillas as familiars. How am I supposed to fight guys like these?
As we strode onto the field, an idea formed in my head. ‘It’s the only way’ I thought. As soon as the bell struck I launched off like a rocket. Before they even noticed I was there I activated my newest skill. No, I wasn’t going for his face but instead slapped right as his… well use your imagination for this one kids.
For bitch slapping *cough* that area *cough* chance to stun has risen to 45%
“Owww” I could hear them howling in pain as they both dropped to their knees. One was completely stunned while the other was merely incapacitated for the moment. So I quickly gave the un-stunned one another few “knocks” and he too was out like a light. After that display, neither of their familiars seemed to want to mess with me and slowly backed away, abandoning their masters. Not that I could blame them.
After a few more quite jabs and punches from me the two turned into beams of light and giant ‘Winner’ signs appeared above Isi and my head. I started to head back to our rest area when I saw Isi staring at me with her mouth agape. I didn’t know what to do, so I gave her a quick thumbs up and kept walking. I believe she returned it in kind, or maybe that was a different finger she pointed at me, oh well the world may never know.
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Hey sorry for the chapter length too! I'll make another chapter as soon as I can probably by today or tomorrow.