The Ermes browser starts up as slowly as ever, even with the help of the Tripolar Edge Router. The front page loads eventually though, and as soon as it does I input the link:
http://dejima08646F6E2774.pmkn
Then, I wait.
It doesnât immediately tell me to go away, so that is some progress. It is still taking an eternity and a half to load but⌠With enough time, a black screen appears in front of me. Then, pleasantly green vines curl on the sides of the window, while words start to load in light gray. The banner on the center reads: DEJIMA 08, which I assume is the name of the site⌠Dejima? Isnât that a real word?
A quick search in Gaggle answers: yes, yes it is! A very specific island in Cipango, artificial, made specifically to deal with pesky easterners that intruded on their lands. A sort of public spot where foreigners could come and trade.
But this is not a Cipangian forum, so it is clear these people are a bunch of weebs.
âWell if it isnât the donkey complaining about long ears!â
Ahem.
The forum is written in Dobrand, so this is a southern forum. Luckily for me, thatâs my second language.
âWe should always thank mom for helping us play those Dobrandian games back when we were young.â
Looking right under the banner I find the usual buttons. Buttons for the Home Page, to Search, a Link Tree, and the Sign Up and Log In buttons.
The only visible subforum is the âRulesâ section, with a single sub-section called âTerms and Conditionsâ. Clicking it allows me to see a few topics⌠âClosing of Topicsâ and âCoexistence Rulesâ are there, as usual. âColour Paletteâ, probably for those who want to get fancier with their posts. The last part is strange though: âSleepers and The Linkâ.
On the side there are a bunch of statistics: Amount of posts (respectable, if not a little low), latest posts (only on topics, not on profiles? I guess this is a private place), and the members online. No names for the members though, just numbers: 12 registered users and⌠oh. Only 1 guest.
Thatâs me.
Oh damn it I am being singled out immediately!
I better get this done quickly before someone notices and decides to check on meâŚ
Reading the rules is a good spot to start.
The Coexistence Rules were posted by a user with a dark purple name called âVentottoâ. They are simple enough, easily summarized on: Donât be an Asshole, donât be a Bot and donât spam. I am surprised to see actual mentions of homophobia and transphobia as punishable behaviors in this year of our Saints 2012! People really liked making the same kind of âOh I actually identify as an Attack Helicopter! lolâ joke on the internet, all the time. This is a breath of fresh air!
âFunny. You made that same kind of joke several times in VirtualZone, remember?â
I shudder in intense guilt. Saints damn it.
âOh yeah, sure, now you donât find them funny because youâre in your own struggle. You had to suffer to learn to be kind to others, huh? Can you really call yourself a kind man if you had to live through something to actually be merciful? Piece of shit.â
âFocus.â
A-Anyways. The rules also mention sanctions, like temporary kicks, denial of access to the Chatbox (Oh my, they have a chatbox! Thatâs fancy) or even a complete ban from the forum if people failed to accept these rules.
There were special rules about protecting the anonymity of the users though: no doxxing, no sharing personal information in the forum OR the chatbox. I wonder how much trouble this rule causesâŚ
Closing of Topics is for users to ask for their topics to be closed, thatâs basic. I canât access it though, so they seem really into security. This one was made by a Green name, âjeepcreepâ. Like the movie? I guess even mages have a sense of humor.
Colour Palette is nice. Just a single topic with colours usable for your posts, and it had all the colours in the spectrum!
There is one outside of it though, one that the rules specifically said should be used only in moderation: that impossible light again! Brightly shining in green and purple, mixing and flashing⌠it was labeled âOctarineâ.
Staring at it for too long is going to give me a headache, that thing is an epilepsy hazard for sure! I am surprised they even allow its usage!
At least now I have a name for that damn colour.
It is another post by this âjeepcreepâ guy, he seemed to handle the more social stuff!
The final topic, âSleepers and The Linkâ, is interesting. It wasnât made by âventottoâ nor âjeepcreepâ, but another Purple Name called⌠uhâŚ
ογδĎνĎÎą.
âIs that Helenian!?â I frown. I am good with languages, yes, but I never even thought of learning that one. âSaints damn it, I have no idea how to even begin to pronounce thatâŚâ
After cursing for a bit, I decide to focus on the contents of the topic.
> It goes without saying that the sharing of this Link with Sleepers is completely and utterly forbidden. Dejima 08 and all material that comes from it are a part of the Secret and, as such, must remain undiscovered by the Sleeper populace, lest we wish for the Brotherhood to come and seize all our hard work.
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> The fact that we are doing these activities outside of the bounds of local Elysiums means that we must be careful whom we trust. Share this link only with people you know are trustworthy, and know that you will be personally responsible for their actions during their stay in the Forum.
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> Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.
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> Dejima 08 is a forum dedicated to the translation and transcription of Magical Hearts, and even if we have caved to the popular demand of adding âcasualâ subforums for you to enjoy, you must never lose sight of the objective.
Sleepers must be the people who ainât magic, that much is easy to understand. But magical HeartsâŚ? What even is that? Do they mean books? The curiosity is killing me.
I donât even think about it twice: as soon as I finish reading, I immediately go over to Sign In.
Username: Tav
Email: [email protected]
Password: **********
Date of Birth: 08-09-90
Under all of that, there is a tiny white square with a play button. Under that, there is a little instruction that reads: âWrite the Runeâ.
Clicking the square expands it, taking over the entire screen for a moment before octarine coloured lines begin to spiral in it. It forms a very specific symbol. A rune! I make sure to grab my book and quickly look for a matching one⌠I only find *one* case, but I do find it!
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Thako
No way to translate it without context for what the hell that word means, but I will certainly test it after I draw it on the computer. Itâs a matter of following the lines with my mouse⌠and there. I am confirmed.
The white screen disappears, and the Forum confirms that I have been registered. A quick check of my gamail confirms it! They sent me mail and everything! It went straight to spam though, for some reason.
I guess itâs to make sure people who are not in the know just ignore them?
After all that, I scribble the symbol in my notes and stare at it for a moment. âThakoâ, whatever could it mean? It wonât do anything no matter how much I read and enunciate it , at least until I learn its âsignifiedâ. But maybe one of the people in the forum will know?
âHold on right there, Buster. This forum is not a place for beginners! Did you not catch that from the read?â
âTrue. But that doesnât mean they wonât be willing to help, right?â
âThey probably will look at you like a nuisance if you barge in and immediately demand answers.â
I hate to admit it but heâs right there.
â... Look, just, donât close yourself to the possibility of getting help, okay? Do it now, or later, I donât care. Just do it.â
How uncharacteristically harsh of you⌠but, sure. I will go with that.
Now that I can log in, the forum spreads into a few more sections.
âNEWSâ, âSLEEPER LIFEâ and âTRANSLATIONâ.
On the bottom of it all, there os the black Chatbox waiting for people to join in! There are only two people in the box right now. On one part, thatâs great! No anxiety from big numbers of people or not being able to follow conversation. On the other⌠oh no. I could be intruding in private conversation.
âNow now, if they wanted it to be private, they could go to more secure channels.â
That may be true, but the anxiety is still there.
âWell, there is a section in Sleeper Life that says âIntroductionsâ, maybe thatâs a good start?â
I guess so. Letâs see what other introductions there are!
Click!
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My heart sinks when seeing that there hasnât been a post in introductions in over a yearâŚ
This forum is abandoned and only maintained out of some sense of obligation by the mods. The place receives little traffic being so secret, so this makes sense! But why do I still feel so nervous about it?
Taking a very deep breath, I push myself to just ignore the dread and quickly write a post. People usually mention their hobbies, their work and where in the world they are posting from, so it wouldnât be too hard to start, right?
Hard or not, I ended up rewriting the thing like five times before pushing myself to press the âPostâ button.
Alright, now to waitâŚ
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Waiting is going to kill me. If I just stand here begging for attention, I will legitimately die.
âI think it is time for a distraction. How about King of Legends?â
âWeâve gone over this. That game is toxic, look for something better.â
âTeam Stronghold 2?â
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Sure. Fine, why not?
âYes!â
âUrgh.â
I disconnect my computer from the Tripolar Edge Router and, after closing everything and making sure I didnât catch all of the viruses in my little expedition to the Dark Web, I pick up my things and return to my comfy spot in the bedroom. Iâve been way too active during the last few days, and I deserve a break.
Right?
âNo. But who cares?â
With a heavy sigh, I sit back down on my lazy boy chair, closing my eyes before getting everything connected and properly wired once again⌠and lose myself to some mindless diversion, trying my best to avoid thinking.
With some luck, at least one of the mods will see my post and say hiâŚ
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The alarm clock rang loudly in Galâs ears. He wasnât ready for it, taking a sudden leap from his bed and ending up on the floor while wrapped in his covers. The young boy snarled, struggling, kicking and rolling to set himself free from the warm embrace of the mantles before getting up, looking around himself.
He was no longer in dreamland, fighting with dragons and saving princesses. It was his good olâ room, covered from side to side in videogame paraphernalia, illuminated by the first rays of the day filtering through his thin blinds. It was a bit disappointing, considering he really was enjoying his slumber, but he would get over it.
âHmmmngh⌠good morning, world.â
With a loud yawn that almost unhinged his jaw, Gal walked out of his room and went straight to the bathroom, cleaned himself up and then walked straight to the computer room. He could get breakfast later! There were emails to check and things to do even on summer vacation!
âAlright, letâs seeâŚâ
âAron! Are you up already!?â The voice of Galâs grandma called from outside of the room.
âYes Gangan!â
âOh good! Good morning sweetie!â The old lady chuckled gently. âIâll put breakfast on in a minute then. Make sure to brush your teeth!â
âI will, Gangan!â
Ahh, breakfast, the most important meal of the day according to most Sleepers. He wouldnât dare to challenge tradition by missing it! But before anything, he wanted to give a look to a few topics in the ForumâŚ
âŚHuh, whatâs this?
LATEST POSTS
HI There! by Tav , in Introductions, posted one hour ago.
A new user? Now thatâs fun⌠and they actually used the intro forum? Gal couldnât help but laugh a little bit, that was adorable. The mark of an absolute noob. They must be so scared right nowâŚ
Moved by curiosity, Gal immediately checked the post. This âTavâ person had the picture of a big, green rabbit smiling as their avatar⌠from freaking Grenademan? Now thatâs an old school choice, but respectable. Gal already liked this guy.
Now, onto the post itselfâŚ
Oh boy here we go. Uhm. Hi there!
Iâm Tav, I am 22 and currently reside in Wohl. I am an aspiring writer, spend most of my time playing games and practicing my craft, and, well⌠I hope we can all get along fine!
âOh. My Saints.â Galâs smile curled even more. This person was an absolute, utter nervous wreck, werenât they? Oh boy, Sou was going to absolutely destroy them if they got their hands on them. This was way too earnest!
He couldnât allow it. No sir. He had to make sure this guy wasnât immediately pushed off the Forum! They never got new people because of it!
Sou wouldnât get up for a while, enough time to actually welcome this Tav inâŚ
âAlright then. I guess itâs up to me now.â Gal smirked, cracking his knuckles and getting to tap an answer. âDonât worry friend! The hammer of indifference will not hit you today!â