And this is the thirteenth case! Out of 647 alleged cases of paranormal activity believed to be caused by humans, this is the thirteenth case I can confirm. The subject, Female, Age 14, was declared dead on arrival, after being in a freak automotive accident. Strange how a vehicular crash can leave dents the size and shape of baseball bats. Even more strange how the deceased appears to have no injuries, and seems to be subdued by sedatives. Oh well, time for the vivi... I mean dissection. Oh how I love to perform disections on subjects with strange conditions. This subject for example appears to have a rice grain sized purple gemstone near their heart, which is still beating after death... how odd. This gemstone has been noticed on most of the other confirmed cases, in varying sizes and shapes, though it would appear to dissappate on death.
peaking of, I still need recordings of that, and I do wonder, is it brain death, or cardiac arrest which destroys the gem? I suppose we shall have to find out! Nurse! I need a defibrillator STAT! Ah yes, thank you nurse. Three... two... ah fuck it! Interesting... the gemstone appears to be exhibiting bioluminescent activity. Or not, where is that light coming from?
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This is not my patient! Why is there now a dissected cat where my patient was? Oh, I was wrong, it is a vivisected cat, its heart is still beating. Why isn't it sedated? I do not appreciate your approaches feline! please maintain your distance or I will have to-- Oh, I already kicked it away... Oops. Hmm, I am most certainly not where I once was... Oh dear, did the girls phenomenon activate on me? Spontaneous translocation is truly unpleasant. Oh well, time to move on.
The cat from before appears to be walking on its entrails. How is it still alive? I must know! The translocation seems to have left me in a rural african village? No, perhaps one of the poor middle asian countires? The architecture is unfamiliar to me, but it certain isn't that of an American city. Ah well, I must simple appropriate one of these buildings from its prior denizens and set up a clinic like always. Doctor Peter Pertronius, For that which ails you. Catchy if I do say so myself, and this adorable eviscerated feline shall be the mascot! It even meowed in response to my thought there! and look, its marking the building and is gnawing on my leg, awww it likes me.