Groaning, I was awakened to immense pain all over my body, and a facefull of goblin crotch... disgusting.  Grabbing one of their swords, I set about decapitating each of the six.

Rather than the soft squishing I was expecting, I got a sickening crunching, and would have puked if I had anything in there, as the sword couldnt cut their esophagi and had to crush it instead. Likewise the spine proved inpossible to cut with the blade, and I had to twist the head around as far as it could go before giving it a kick.

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I don't know if I am cut out for this, fighting, stealing, and even stabbing someone isnt that bad, but having to dismember corpses like this is just nauseating.

Fuck it, its getting dark, and I NEED food today, so I have to get these fucking heads to that perverted little gnome so I can get paid, and maybe get a decent meal.

Dragging the goblin heads along and using my spear as a walking stick, I managed to make it to the town gates. Huh did that guard ever sleep? He is still on duty

"Doktava!" He shouts at me, a wide grin on his face... Why isn't he speaking english anynore? Fuck, this is what that gnome meant isn't it.