Chapter 4 :
The T-Rex look alike stood there watching the pathetic display of his morsel meal trying a futile attempt to run away.
From what it’s small brain capacity could compute, its prey was attempting to climb a tree nearby.
Truthfully it was a big tree, for a sapling, barely reached its leg of about a meter tall.
Apparently this amazing sapling could protect the small morsel from its jaws. So it just stood there waiting for the “amazing” part to show up.
Afterall, what could the prey do? Mew at it?
(Alright…. this time for sure.)
Moving his legs while flapping his ridiculously big wings, our adorable kitty cat was finally able to walk a step without falling!
A astounding display of skill, which is completely overshadowed by the amazing skill that the T-Rex look alike is showing. Afterall it hadn’t decided to eat him within the last half hour and just watched him attempt to walk.
In reality, at this point the T-Rex was just wondering how to cook the small prey…. fry it with fire or eat it raw? Unable to make up its mind for the past 29 minutes, it continued to debate to itself.
(That… thing…. is really starting to scare me. I need to find a way to not get eaten…. though with my luck I’ll get killed within the first day of life….)
Feeling the soft plants underneath his paws, and the sight of the massive tree in front of him (to him), he enjoyed what could definitely be the first and last day of his new life.
The host has yet to decide upon his name.
Does the host wish to have a randomized name? Yes/ No
CRACK!
The sounds of a very delicate mental bowl breaking. It could be observed from the dissections of the pieces that it occurred due to some very stressful events.
A.K.A : the stupid annoying messages he kept getting from the system.
(Will this shit fuc%ing shut up? Why can’t it have a map instead, huh? Is that too much to ask? A flipping map so that at least I know where the hell I going to die!! Every time it shows something, it ends up with me suffering! System? More like a &%&% CURSE!)
The host has chosen the name “Will”.
Due to having a name, the host can now access to the mapping function.
Keyword : “map”.
Will stares at the screen, then looks at the first line, then started screaming...er mewing, startling the T-Rex look alike who was deep in thought (no s as it barely resembles “thinking” per se).
Ever seen those kinds of animals back on Earth that looks adorable until you piss them off? Well, the T-Rex kinda resembles one, just a hundred time more pissed.
It finally managed with its limited knowledge creating a method to cook up a super complicated style of cooking, only to forget it due to the shock of the mewing.
Glaring at the offender, it let out a earth shattering roar.
“BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
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(The &*$^$? A sheep? I don’t distinctly remember taking drugs…. could it be this was all from me overdosing on those gummy vitamins?)
The shock waves from the….roar?.... Spread out creating heavy winds that surrounded our adorable kitty.
It should also be mentioned that our newly born kitty could open his small fluffy wings, YAY!
Problem was, he had no idea how to close them….so now our kittycat can fly now!!
The host’s mental map can now be opened.
Open? Yes/ No
(Why does it only show up at the most inconvenient times? If I live I will sue those fuckers who made this thing…..)
Watching the landscape fly by as he flew with the wind, higher into the sky.
Will used his mind to press “yes”.
DING!
A RPG - like Screen opened in the corner of his eyes. When he focused on it, it zoomed in showing a blue dot surrounded by scattered clusters of red dots.
The blue dot was in the center and the red dots seemed to be moving through the screen until they disappear past the edge.
The wind screaming past his ear, Will calmly analyzed his situation...NOT.
(HOLY SHIT! I’m gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….)
The trees that seemed so distant on the ground started to race towards him.
Therefore, like any normal person…. um, cat. He started screaming again.
“MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!”
“...............DEEP BREATHE………..MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW- ACK- COUGH COUGH”
Swallowing something inside his throat, Will almost choked to death, right before dying from a high velocity fall.
Had that happened, well….
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THE UNDERWORLD
(Dead brunt bloke #1) “Yo! Know how I died? I went and blew up half of a freakin country! My only mistake was not adding enough fuel for myself to escape….had I done so….grumble grumble…”
(Dead half cut dude #2) “You think that's good? I died when I fell off my seat in class during my last college exam. Then, since I lost my balance I fell out of the window by my seat. Broke right through the roof of the building underneath, smash the concrete, rolled, and then layed there in the middle of a highway.
When the ambulance came, like 5 minutes later, I had somehow managed to get hit by a passing car, who was a terrible driver by the way. And for some reason he had this huge ass knife in his hand that somehow managed to slice me in half as my body passed by! So they only had half of a body to bury as the other half was eaten by a squirrel nearby….looking back now, my life SUCKED!”
(Dead crushed Baldly #3) “Weird? Dude, your story seems similar to mine! I was a chief who loved cutting! So I cut up my entire family :D! Then some stupid people in cars started going after me. So I ran. Then suddenly, this dude came out of nowhere! So I cut him too :D!”
(Dead Will) “So...um… I flew, choked and died….haha….”