Princess Kara couldn't believe what was currently happening. Not only  had "Sir Theron" turned out to be alive but apparently he had become an entirely different person.

Wait, had he gotten taller?

She shook her head in a semi successful attempt to rid herself of the fantasies about his new "Bulky" exterior. That wasn't what was important right now, what was important was paying attention to what was happening.

Holy shit, did he just flick that guy into pieces, well that was a royal guard so there's probably no coming back from that. Were humans even capable of that kind of strength?

She wondered what had happened to him in the time he spent away, she certainly knew what happened to her. Which was mainly having to sit in one place all day and pretend to be happy, but now she could be happy, and genuinely this time.

She shook her head again to get her head out of the clouds. She then realized all the royal guards were in pieces scattered in various places around the room. She stared in disbelief at this Jester fellow and momentarily debated on whether it was really him or not. The rabbit on his head was definitely new, she didn't really know what to think about it, if she should be thinking anything at all.

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***Back to 3rd person***

"Now I'm gonna say this one more time, you can't kill me. I'm nowhere near full strength right now and I literally just destroyed the entire royal guard, so maybe it would be best if you just stopped trying. I have some demands.

"Well I guess I have no choice but to listen, now don't I." Said the king completely baffled by the current ordeal he was being forced through like a ferret into a funnel.

"Demand number one, do a handstand."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Just do it."

The king then gave a confused look before doing a handstand with a little trouble at first but eventually maintaining the handstand. 

"It's so ironic how, you a king, and now amusing me a jester, normally it would be the other way around, wouldn't it." Jester then laughed for several more minutes before continuing on with his list of demands.

"Demand number two, hmmmm I'm bored I think I'm gonna go, see ya later I'll be wreaking havoc all around your kingdom if you need me, oh wait king," a smile then formed on Jester's face"haven't you always wanted a skylight."

"Well no not rea-" 

The king was then interrupted by a blinding light, which, once over was replaced by a giant dragon appearing in his place. Everyone could clearly tell what just happened, and there wasn't an undropped jaw in the palace. 

"Hahaha, puny mortals. Mess with the Jester and you'll be the one to look silly!"

Jester then flew off, a rabbit quickly finding a comfortable position on his head.