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Abortion via snuggles (Chapter 4)

Abortion via snuggles (Chapter 4)

As a certain memory lacking hero awoke that 'morning' he found that the egg he had been hardcore snuggling cradling and protecting the past few days was in pieces/shards. His first thought was that perhaps he had broken the 'tiny' defenseless egg he had intended to raise himself. 

He was soon proved wrong as a small solid black rabbit crawled out of the ruins of the formerly 3 foot tall egg. It seems that while he was sleeping it had hatched, and he hadn't crushed it in his sleep with his new found superhuman strength. He was relieved that hadn't been the case, but what would he call it if it had been the case? (Accidental Snuggle Abortion syndrome?) Forcefully removing that train of thought, he settled for thanking the rabbit god's or whatever that his new-found friend hadn't died from ASA. 

Upon closer inspection the adorable tiny night colored rabbit was identical [as far as he could tell, not being some kind of rabbit expert, even if he was he didn't remember being one] to the other rabbit he had encountered near the rabbit hole. Except for its unique fur shade, which he wasn't even sure was unique to its species.

He decided it would probably need a name. Although it did feel weird his pet getting a name before he did he continued none the less. After much thought his panel of judges he came up with Snuggles. He placed his hand in between the fluffy ears of the fluffy little rabbit and said in his best mad scientist voice,

"I deem the sir Snuggles, destroyer of worlds and consumer of souls, scourge of the living and plight of the dead, emperor of beasts and king of men,"[well he continues on for a while but I'm sure you get the point.]

(You're a long winded human aren't you) came a voice from all directions.

"Who dares my friends ceremony. I was about to knight him with my sword." Said the tall, pasty, and perhaps crazy amnesiac.

Much to his surprise the rabbit hopped forward and without moving his tiny rabbit mouth/snout said,

(Tis I sir Snuggles) in a tone mimicking the Hero's own.

The nameless man couldn't help but stare dumbfoundedly at the small fluffy being in front of him. After a brief period of silence, the rabbit said,

(Well aren't you going to ask all those questions you want to ask?)

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To which the man could only respond with a further confused look.

(OK ... since your being a combination of weird, stupid, and silent I'll start, I'm speaking to you through telepathy something common in my race among alpha males.) The rabbit said in a much more masculine tone than Hero's own voice. Which he had considered quite manly until hearing the rabbit. Although his voice was indeed quite hearty thanks to his new musclebound physique, yet it was still beaten by leagues when compared to the rabbits. The rabbit the continued by saying,

(Although not all alpha males have the fur pigment I do my fur pigment is due to a trait anyone of my race and or species can have at birth although extremely rare, which just so happens to be super intelligence.)oh great now not only was the rabbit manlier than he was, it was probably smarterthan he was too. Hooray.

(So you're just gonna stand there like an idiot and ignore the hyper intelligent, telepathic, super rabbit in front you. At least make yourself useful and fetch me some of those cyan crystals off the wall I'll need them to be able to transform to my wolf form.)

"Hey so what do those do exactly." Said the hero snapping put of his stupor. 

(Oh good it can speak. Those crystals grant whatever absorbs them the power to transform into whatever into its races and or species most feared predator.) 

"What would happen if I were to eat one of those crystals?"

(I'm not sure but you would probably turn into a dragon. Why do you want the power to turn into a dragon at will? Oh god you do don't you. What kind of human would want something like that.)

"What kind of human human wouldn't want that."said the hero his, formerly confused tone of voice turning into one of excitement.

(It may not be safe for humans my kind have been consuming them for as long as we have been smart enough to record history. We have evolved to be able to digest them properly. If one of those crystals were to be eaten by a human, then it wouldn't digest and power crystals can't be absorbed through the stomach. Well not by humans anyway. Prolonged exposure to an intact cyan power crystal [since his human teeth aren't strong enough to chew them up like the rabbits] would have unknown side effects.)

"What do you know you're like, what a few minutes old."

(I may be young but I wasn't born last night.)

"Well technically you were."

(I meant the phrase you simpleton!) Said the rabbit getting more frustrated by the second.

"OK OK, I'll get you some crystals, but I'm gonna get myself a few too."

(Whatever just hurry up human you're wasting both your as well as my own time.)

(Lousy rabbit can't even thank me for saving it. Treating me like a dog.) Thought the hero while walking away to get the aforementioned crystals.

(I can read your mind, so Bork Bork pitiful human. Bow hop to it and get me some crystals.)

"Did you just say hop to it. That was probably the cutest thing I've ever seen and or heard."

(I feel like this is going to be a long and painful journey.)

"Journey to where?" Asked the once again confused hero.

(Why to get you're memory back of course. We'll need it if you want to become a real hero. After all it's no easy task becoming a true hero.)

After hearing that the unknowingly former and perhaps pre-destined hero excitedly scurried off to find some crystals.