As our overly excited hero searched the surroundings for cyan power crystals for a talking rabbit, as well as so he could turn into a dragon.(Then I could go around desecrating enemy corpses with my ...)
"MASSIVE FUCKING DRAGON BONER!!!!!!"
(Hey there I go again with the whole DESTRUCTION AND DOMINATION thing again. I should probably be careful as to not lose control of my instincts.) Thought the shameless hero after accidentally yelling something the old him would have killed himself after saying out of embarrassment.
After a moment he considered just how ridiculous what he had yelled would sound to others. He then almost immediately dropped that line of thought, after all what did he care what others thought of him. All that really mattered was his MASSIVE FUCKING DRAGON BONER survival, and maybe sir Snuggles survival as well. Even if the rabbit was a giant sarcastic asshole.
His thoughts then drifted elsewhere.
(Hmm I wonder if the whole preventing you're untimely death before hatching thing makes me his dad ... He is so grounded.)
(First of all there is no way in hell I'm grounded. Second of all, my kind doesn't need warmth to hatch from our eggs. The only thing I'm giving you credit for is spooning with me for several days against my will, and yes unfortunately I could feel everything from within my egg. Honestly the only reason I'm helping you is that you seem much stronger than all of my tribe put together, I like my chances of survival with you around.)
(I'm gonna take that as a compliment, also how can you still hear me. Shouldn't I be out of your range or something I'm at least several miles away?)
(At my current level I can only read and send thoughts at 5 miles. Though when fully matured it could be anywhere between 50-2500. In my 'culture' you either grow up to be strong or you don't.)
(Hey how many of those cyan crystals do I need exactly for you to transform?)
(Around four, and yes you will need more because of your larger stature. I'd say somewhere around 3 times as many, perhaps more.)
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(Say weren't you trying to stop me a second ago?)
(I more or less was, but now I'm curious as to what will happen. I would also very much would like to see you choke while attempting to swallow a crystal.)
*sniff *sniff
(How could you say that about your dear old dad.)
(Human I fear that we will not get along.)
(Pfffft that's nonsense, after all we have to get along being father and son.)
(I never thought it possible but I believe I despise you more than I do those weird sea mammals.)
(You mean dolphins? Oh yeah we're gonna get along very well.)
His thoughts to the rabbit suddenly ended after spotting what was his 5th cyan crystal. Although this one happened to have a group of four giant wolves staring at it. Both parties gazes met at the same time, and both parties proceeded to stare each other down as if they were standing in front of some corral waiting for someone to yell draw.
[ I just imagined wolves wearing chaps, hehehe. For some reason when I imagined the mc he was wearing assless chaps. This would probably be the point where all the fangirls stand up and start chanting YAOI YAOI YAOI. Is it still yaoi if it's beastiality? Quick someone gather the fangirl council.]
As our hero stood across from the wolves both parties an equal distance from the crystal. That all looked at the crystal then looked back at each other. The air was tense as the standoff continued on. This was only ended when the all the wolves simultaneously charged the former hero and current amnesiac. He responded in the only way he knew how. An irrational amount of random assorted violence.
It was only a few seconds before the first giant wolf rabbit thing was upon him. He reacted by jumping into the air almost double the wolf's height and slamming down atop it's head like a tiny meteor hitting furry diving board. The wolf's head slammed into the ground hard enough to were it after sliding a short distance it flipped over onto it back before dying due to massive blunt force trauma [the giant dent in its skull].
The hero after bouncing office the first wolfs head landed in front of the second closest wolf and kicked it's front left knee. Which immediately bent the wrong way. The hero probably would have normally winced at the wolf's injury had he not been in a sort of instinctual battle mode. He then grabbed the downed wolf's leg and quickly swung it over his head and hurled it onto the third closest wolf instantly killing the third wolf and leaving the second wolf permanently disabled.
However while this was happening the fourth wolf, wanting no part of that, ran away with its tail in between its legs. The hero couldn't help but laugh at it as it ran away making loud whimpering noises. He then continued his search for cyan crystals after breaking the injured wolf's other legs, then leaving it there to suffer.
The rest of the search was relatively uneventful and he was able to return with 27 of the cyan power crystals he needed. Our 'manly' hero was giddy like a school girl for the events that tommorow held.