Topher Bailey has been summoned to a magical world, given a special power, and confronted with a call to destiny! The problem?  His power is dumb.  Even the other denizens of this mystical realm agree -- it's completely worthless.  Also, Topher is, like, forty-three, with a boatload of health problems and no real ambition.  He's not going to be slaying any demon lords anytime soon. In fact, everything is probably going to be very boring.  No epic battles, no stirring romances, and definitely, definitely no drama whatsoever.