CHAPTER 22
Randomness At Its Core!
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While Sub and Tom were taking each other serious.
At the battlefield; all that remains now were Demons and Monsters dead bodies with a large hole on their chest.
And Jyoti and Ino who had separated from their group was now here, standing about 5m away from one another while they both were looking at each other straight.
「Sensei...what are you plotting..?」< Ino >
Ino said while looking on at Jyoti who was now calmly liting up a 'Rolling Paper'.
「Nothing really~ *Puff* Just wanted to check how much stronger you've become since the last time I saw you- de gozaru~」< Jyoti >
Jyoti said with little manly attitude while taking a puff.
「..Sensei...I've known you for quite some time, y'know! So, it's useless to hide it. What are you exactly planning, Sensei?」< Jyoti >
「*Puff* You really wanna know, huh? Fine, I'll tell you- de gozaru~」< Jyoti >
Jyoti took a long puff, while she gazes at Ino with her now narrowed eyes.
「If you had fought him(Num) then, I was sure you would've been utterly lose without even having a chance to strike him- de gozaru~」< Jyoti >
Jyoti said with amusement as she looks on at the direction from which they've come.
「...Then, what about Mark--」< Ino >
「*Puff* Since Mark is an idiot like Num. It would be prefect match for both of them- de gozaru~」< Jyoti >
「..You sure are quite bold with your words, huh, Sensei...But you have a fair point.」< Ino >
With her cold gaze; Ino suddenly pulls out a 'Naginata*' out of thin air by handle as she points it at Jyoti, who seems to be unfazed by it while taking a long puff from her 'Rolling Paper' while crossing her arms.
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NOTE*: [ If you didn't know then, Naginata is a weapon. Or search it on Wiki for better understanding. ]
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「I am- de gozaru~ After all, I'm your Sensei~ *Puff*」< Jyoti >
Jyoti looks on as she continue to take puffs.
「...Yeah....you are....which makes it even harder for me to win.......」< Jyoti >
Ino still staying focus took her battle stance while keeping an close eye on Jyoti.
「Heh~」
Jyoti took a long last puff from the rolling paper and flicks it away.
「「...」」
The moment; when rolling paper touch the ground. Ino quickly runs forward at Jyoti, in quick speed. Upon closing her range; Ino hold her Naginata's handle tightly as she lunches an vertical slash.
But-Jyoti just causally took step aside, completely avoiding the attack trajectory.
「.?」
However--In mere moment; several magic circle formed out of thin air, surrounding Jyoti by all direction.
「《Summoning Magic: Iron Will》...」
Ino mutters her enchantment while jumping away from Jyoti.
Every magic circles soon produced a white mist, covering Jyoti's field of vision and her surroundings.
「...」
Jyoti calmly stood still in one place while looking around the white mist. In which; she soon heard several footsteps coming from her front.
(Three of them from front~) < Jyoti >
When the footsteps got near; a 'Polar Bear', a 'Snow Leopard' and a 'Snow Wolf' came to her view. But these animals were quite large in size reaching up to 20m tall, and in comparison they look more dangerous and menacing than 'Magical Beasts'.
With their iron-like claws; they all lunch an attack in unison on Jyoti with intent to kill.
「Heh~」
In an instant; Jyoti pulls out her 'Wakizashi' from her waist while scabbard still intact to it as holding on to the handle with her right hand.
When the animals got near her, she swiftly swings her sheathe 'Wakizashi' at them, hitting them on their head or cheeks hard one after another, sending them outside the white mist with single hit.
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(One from behind and extra two from each side~) < Jyoti >
Jyoti thought to herself as suddenly a single 'Lion' lunches itself at her from behind.
To which; Jyoti gives a little push on to her Katana's handle with her left hand, as it comes right off from her waist and spins over as it hits the Lion's chin, knocking him out from the white mist. All while, the Katana continue to spin over her head-before, she instantly catches the Katana's handle in midway of falling by her left hand.
Not long after; she spotted a pair of two tigers lunching at her from both sides to bite her off.
(Too slow~)
Jyoti smirks and swings her Katana and Wakizashi the opposite side from one another, as her Katana hit them hard enough to send those two tigers out from the white mist. As with her Wakizashi, she hit hard on the both tigers head to knock them out cold on the spot.
(Well~ Not bad- de gozaru~) < Jyoti >
Jyoti puts back her Katana and Wakizashi on to her waist while liting up a 'Rolling Paper' again, as the white mist slowly starts to fade away.
And soon, when the white mist got clear, Jyoti and Ino were 10m away from one another.
「...It seems that I'm still unsuccessful to make you draw your sword, huh, Sensei.....」< Ino >
Ino keeps on looking at Jyoti with her serious expression.
「Heh~ *Puff*」
Jyoti took a puff while she smiles looking back at her.
「Sensei...You're sure are trying your best to hide something from us, aren't you..?」< Ino >
「Hoh~ And that would be? *Puff*」< Jyoti >
「...Something that you don't want anyone to found out about...not even your own allies.....Isn't that right, Sensei!?」< Ino >
「Hmm...Maybe....*Puff* Or maybe not- de gozaru~」< Jyoti >
「...」
As Ino's grip was getting tighter on the Naginata's handle, she opens her mouth to speak as sweats now starting to appear around her forehead.
「...So, you're not denying--!!?」< Ino >
But--before, Ino could speak. Jyoti instantly came near face to face with Ino that even she got surprise to see Jyoti suddenly appear front of her.
With little time to enchant her magic; Ino desperately tries to put her Naginata between them as a shield to block any impact from her attack.
「...?」
But it was too late; as Ino felt a little pressure on her forehead, as she saw Jyoti putting her right hand index finger at top of her forehead.
「Everyone has their own little secrets which they don't feel comfortable to talk about- de gozaru~ *Puff*」< Jyoti >
With a puff; Jyoti flick her index finger, sending Ino's whole body flying a little away from her.
「...Tch.....」
Ino quickly stomp her Naginata on to the ground as she regains her balance on midway and looks at Jyoti.
*Kaboom* *Kaboom*
「「?」」
But--all of a sudden; they both heard loud bangs coming away from the battlefield into the deep desert as ground shook, softly.
「Seems like, things are finally starting to get real- de gozaru~ *Puff*」< Jyoti >
「..Tomoki-sama.....」
Ino bit her lip in frustration as she looks at the direction from which the loud bangs were coming from.
「Let's call it a truce for now- de gozaru~ *Puff*」< Jyoti >
Jyoti walks closer to Ino, while taking a long puff.
「..Sensei...」
「What? Don't tell me your giving up on him that easily, Ino? *Puff*」< Jyoti >
「...」
Ino quickly stand firm as she looks straight back at Jyoti with determine eyes.
「I still haven't given up yet, Sensei!!」< Ino >
「Heh~ Good good~~ *Puff*」
With a smirk; Jyoti continue to smoke the rolling paper as she resume her walk to return.
「Let's head back for now- de gozaru~ *Puff*」< Jyoti >
「Yes!」
Ino soon followed her from behind.
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I hope you enjoy it and sorry for my bad grammar and I hope it's understandable.
I'm trying my best to improve and if you find some mistakes or anything like that, then let me know on the comments.
Peace:)
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◆Late Night Random Internet Facts◆
Host by Sub!
Episode 1
On the white room.
A huge stage stood tall as red curtains were on.
Seconds later; the red curtains move aside the stage, revealing Sub sitting on an lavish couch as he was holding a lit up rolling paper on his left hand.
*Clap *Clap* *Clap*
A round of applause 'SFX' played in the background, while Sub slowly raise his left hand up into the air as a response...
「Thank you for coming!」< Sub >
A response to an empty stage. Basically, to no one.
「Welcome to the 'Late Night Random Internet Facts'! Episode 1! Host by me, the Protagonist! *Puff*」< Sub >
With an light introduction; Sub puts down his hand and took a puff as he took out couple of white papers from his pocket.
「As the show name says! I'll be reading some of the random facts that internet has to offer! So, I had written down some of them to share with you in this first episode! And yes, this show isn't sponsor by anyone, ok! *Puff*」< Sub >
Sub said as he took a puff.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
All while, hurls of applause soon came and fades out into the background.
「So, let's begin--?」< Sub >
Suddenly, a piece of paper fell on his head out of nowhere.
「Hm? What now? Can't you see I'm busy right now? *Puff*」< Sub >
Sub took a puff, as he unfold the piece of paper.
「..Seems like; Mr.U-Being have a message for us. So, let me read it for you guys. *Puff*」< Sub >
With a long puff; Sub open his mouth.
「*Puff* AHEM! 'Dear readers, I'd like to share few words of mine with you all; 1) I have a dig bick. 2) You that read wrong. 3) You read that wrong too. 4) You checked. 5) You smile. 7) You are wandering why you are still reading this. 8) You saw that mistake, right(On 7)? 10) But did you see that I skipped 6? 10) You checked. 11) And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9. 12) I said 'saw you' not you saw. 13) I also skipped 2. 14) You got tricked. 15) I'm just wasting words and your time here, so now keep scrolling!' *Puff*」< Sub >
With a puff; Sub tore down the piece of paper into tiny bits--before, throwing it away.
「With that aside. Let's start the very first episode of 'Late Night Random Internet Facts'!」< Sub >
With a little energetic voice, Sub look onto the empty stage as if listening to the crowds response...
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
Moments later; clapping 'SFX' again played in the background and fades away.
「Now, let's start with the first one! Did you know: You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing the date! *Puff*」< Sub >
Sub said as he took another puff.
「Here's a another one! Did you know: 'Isaac Newton' die a virgin? And yet, his theories still fuck us till this day! *Puff*」< Sub >
Sub continue to read the white paper in his hand, out loud.
「And here's the last one for the first episode! Did you know: During meditation people usually moan 'Oom', but--when it spell backwards it literally translate into 'Moo' which is a cow's way of speaking! *Puff*」< Sub >
With a short puff; Sub suddenly turns his head around at the empty stage.
「With that being said! Feel free to leave a random facts on the comments, guys! So, I can use it for the next episode! After all, it'll help me to save my energy from wasting it on these type of nonsense--hm?」< Sub >
Again, another piece of paper fell on his head out of nowhere.
「Seriously...? You still have something to say.....?」< Sub >
Sub said with bland voice as he unfold the piece of paper.
「...」
For a moment; he raised his eyebrow in question--but he eventually open his mouth.
「...*Sigh*.....Seems like; Mr.U-Being wanted to ask us a question--before the episode ends. *Puff*」< Sub >
With a long puff; Sub continue to read it, blandly.
「He says, 'If Fla*h had s*x, how many times does will he c*m in a minute?', is what he asked. *Puff*」< Sub >
With a puff, he looks on to the empty stage.
「But don't worry! You can read the dialogue again for better understanding! And if you happen to know the answer then write it down on the comments or you can just 'DM' Mr.U-Being the answer through other social media platform which he had provided the links on his bio! *Puff*」< Sub >
With a slow puff, Sub continue to speak.
「Well then, it's the end for the first episode! But, don't you worry since I'm pretty sure there will be another episode(Which I really hope...)! *Puff*」< Sub >
Sub stood up on his feet and looks onto the empty stage, while raising his both hand up in the air, waving.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
Soon, hurls of applause 'SFX' came and fades away into the background again--as the red curtains slowly starts to close-in.
「Woo!! This show is the best!! Take my money- de gozaru!!!」< Jyoti >
Suddenly, out of nowhere Jyoti shouts of joy echoed through the empty stage--as she stood up from her seat while throwing countless gold coins at the closing stage.
「You idiot! These coins are just fictional!!」< Sub >
Sub said as veins pops up on his forehead in anger, while flicking the lit up rolling paper straight at Jyoti's forehead, knocking her whole body onto the ground.
「...Ow....that hurts, Master......」
「...」
Without a word; Sub reaches his left hand on to the 'Storage Pouch' and took out a fine Katana.
Sub soon took 'Sha-No-Kame' stance, looking on at Jyoti's direction.
「《Air Breathing: *Inhale* 69th Form...Balls Dropping Lemon Sucking Planet Blowing: Head Crush》!」< Sub >
With a sudden speed; Sub jump towards Jyoti's direction from the closing stage, as he was ready to strike.
However--at the same time; the whole white room lights suddenly goes out, making it pitch-black everywhere.