"But where are my manners?

My name is Jim Tanner,"

Said the cat in introduction.

"The Minister wishes to convey his commendation,

And promises rehabilitation,

After your mission is complete."

And now did understanding meet

Me, and so I began to greet,

"This humble servant is pleased to see you."

"The pleasure is mine, how do you do?"

"Fine, but I'd love some water, and food too,"

And so Jim gave me a water skin and some cheese.

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From the skin, every drop I squeezed,

My feeding was louder than a gaggle of geese,

Until I was finally content.

"I thank you, Jim, heaven-sent,

For the food and water you just lent,

I am in your debt."

"No problem, for plenty did I get,

Hunger is unknown, I have my fishing net,

You need not worry!"

Favours I must needs curry,

With this creature so furry,

One can easily see the benefits of it all.

"If I may have the gall,

I must say that your generosity is quite tall,

And your heart is bigger than anyone."

"Your fur shines and glisters in the sun,

And when all is said and done,

You must be the winner!"

"Who could be leaner..."

"Be quiet! I dislike flattery for dinner,

It causes an indigestion most terrible."

"You remain incorrigible,

Your desire to dissemble,

Unending, as expected."

"Somehow, most unexpected,

By the Minister you are respected,

And thus I must offer you safe passage."