Weed + Godzilla movie is the best thing I ever made. I thought like this until white light covered me and I woke up in an interrogation room. I saw myself, not in the mirror but sitting on the chair and looking at me.
-Hello, boy.
-Hi?-I replied.-May I know where I am, and who are you?
-I am your GOD. By big G. - When he said that only thing I could think was "Ok, I am still on weed". - No, you are sober, you just died and this is purgatory.
-What?
-Do you even remember what you did? No? Then let me explain. You dreamed that you were Godzilla and you went to ZOO and tried to kill King Kong. Of course, you lost, and he raped you, then you died. Who would not die after wild sex with 500 kg Gorilla? Nice way to die. First time ever was seen.
-Why are you telling me this?
-Because I need somebody as stupid like you, crazy about you, and loyal like you.
-I still don't understand.
-Don't worry, shut up and listen. - My lips instantly grow together ( Matrix)- You know what a multiverse is, you read this light and web novels. Not long ago some punks tried to summon some kids to their world. First two times worked, now I decided to intercept their transmissions and send them some funny gifts. This bitchy goddess that tried summoning is already in hell so you don't need to worry about her. What I need you to do is to make sure that they never do something like this again. U-N-D-E-R-S-T-O-O-D!? If you finish my quest you have a good place in heaven, you should fail I mean die, I will give you to King Kong in hell for eternity. Don't worry they are some people in the similar situation like you. The world you will be sent is cultivation world or something like that I don't remember. In conclusion, kill any gods you find or make people worship you, destroy the world I don't care. What I want is no more transmigration, summoning and stealing souls from my people. You may speak.
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-Why are you giving me this quest?
-Sorry, I forgot. You smoked weed and this is banned by law in your country, driving the car while drunk, some streetfights, masturbation. You wasn't good nor bad. That's why you are here.
-Can I get some power?
-Boy, of course, you can, but you need some restraint, we cant make them suspect something. Well, maybe when you will be more powerful than them.
-Ok, but the last question, why can't you erase them, you made this universe.
-Yes, I did, but humans on earth are weak and I cant leave this planet for a second. You will just kill yourself, last time when I tried this you made WW 1 and 2. So nope. Sending you is more efficient, and you can repay for your sins. So what powers you want.
Without thinking I replied, you know what I will say.- I want to become Godzilla.
-I like you boy. Something else?
-Nope.
-I will give you WIKI so you will be able to learn
From this table, go get them boy.